Santa Video ChatHow Old
is Mrs. Claus?
It's not really polite to ask a lady her age!
(But maybe I can tell you a secret)
I'm Santa's Grumpy Elf.
So, you want to know how old Mrs. Claus is right now? You want to know what age Santa's wife is? Well, I don't like to ask Mrs Santa how old she is. After all, if someone asked me my age I'd be even grumpier!
There's a long story behind it, but the short answer is that Mrs. Claus is just 1,143 years old. But don't tell Mrs Santa Claus I told you how old she is. Then I won't get any of her divine mince pies for a month!
The longer answer is that Mrs. Claus is just 1,143 years, 0 months, 5 days, 14 hours and 47 minutes old! (And there's even more to that long answer if you keep reading!)
But I don't think Santa's wife looks a day over 1,000! Mrs. Claus is ageless after all!
I really don't know why you want to know exactly how old Mrs. Claus is, but, if you really must know:
🤶 In years, Mrs. Claus is 1,143 years old! (But she has the heart and soul of a 100 year old!)
🤶 In months, Mrs. Claus is 13,716 months old! (But the months fly by when she's around!)
🤶 In days, Mrs. Claus is 417,477 days old! (And day-in-and-day-out she runs the North Pole!)
🤶 In hours, Mrs. Claus is 10,019,462 hours old! (When you're with her every hour seems like a second!)
🤶 In minutes, Mrs. Claus is 601,167,767 minutes old! (Now you're just being mean!)
🤶 In seconds, Mrs. Claus is 36,070,066,048 seconds old! (Well, she does make every second count!)
About Santa & Mrs. Santa's Age
Mrs. Claus is a bit modest about their age. And Santa tries to respect that.
When you email Santa, he often answers that
he stopped counting his birthdays when he turned 550 years old. Sometimes he will just say
I am as old as my nose and a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus!
He doesn't want to make Mrs Claus feel bad
that she's married to someone as old as Santa is!
(He didn't learn that from this Grumpy Elf I'll tell you!)
Mrs. Claus' Secret!
Miss Claus started life as a normal little girl. Just like Saint Nicholas, Mrs. Santa became well-known for helping others. Ms Claus was also known for standing up for women. Santa and the Christmas Spirit won Mrs. Santa's heart as Miss Claus got older. I think it is her Christmas Spirit that keeps her ageless. She truly is Mrs Christmas!
Even though I'm a grumpy elf, Misses Claus means the world to us elves. But don't tell Misses Claus I said that. I'm supposed to be a grumpy elf after all!
When is Mrs Claus Birthday?
So, when is Mrs. Claus' birthday you ask? Are you going to send her a birthday card?
Why doesn't anyone ever send ME a birthday card? Maybe they don't sell cards that say Grumpy Birthday to You
?
Ok, ok. Let's see. Misses Claus is 1,143 years, 0 months, 5 days, 14 hours and 47 minutes old right now. That means that...
...this is going to be another math question! No fair, you tricked me! I'm getting grumpier already!
Harrumph! I don't think I can do this math question using my fingers.
Ok, think my grumpy little brain -- Misses Claus is 1,143 years young. Clumsy the Elf fell into the present wrapping machine five times today. Olaf is still waiting for summer and there's a full moon sometime. Oh, its so obvious now! Mrs Claus was born on Christmas Day!
And now my grumpy little brain is tired out again so I'm going for another nap.
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