Why Does Santa Claus Come Down The Chimney?
Many people ask me, “Santa Claus, why do you come down the chimney?”
Well, the main reason I use the chimney is that it is faster! After all, the reindeer and sleigh are on the roof anyway.
Although, a long time ago, I tried a different way! It’s a very, VERY silly story.
Yes, it was a very, very long time ago. The elves were drinking hot cocoa with those fancy imported marshmallows. They wanted to come up with a better way for me to deliver presents. They were trying to think of something that everyone has in their home.
Well, Clumsy the Elf had to go to the washroom because of all the hot cocoa. He was in there a long time. Everyone heard lots of noise. There was lots of flushing and gurgling.
When he came out he had a big grin on his face. He said, “I have the perfect way for Santa to get into every home!” Can you guess what it was?
Clumsy told the elves his idea. Faster than reindeer fly, the elves made me a special red Santa wetsuit, hat, snorkel, flippers and swimming goggles. Yes, they wanted Santa to pop into houses through the potty!
When they told me I thought it was the craziest idea I had ever heard! Somehow, the elves convinced me. After all, everyone has a toilet, they said.
Well, it was one of the coldest Christmasses ever! But, I was ready to try popping into houses thru the potty.
OK. I was ready for my first house. But when I popped out of the potty there was Mamma in her ‘kerchief and Dad in his cap, just settling in for a long winter’s nap!
They had never seen Santa wearing a red Santa wetsuit, flippers on his feet, snorkel and goggles before. I was quite a sight!
They screamed.
I screamed.
They screamed some more.
They ran.
I tried to run. But, it is hard to run with flippers on your feet! So, I fell.
“That’s it”, I said. “No more popping into the potty for this poor Santa!”.
And that’s why Santa comes down the chimney!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Do you think that was the silliest idea ever? How would you like me to deliver presents at your home? (You can leave a message for me. Or, scroll down to see what others have written!)
December 19th, 2009 at 12:53 am
that is silly!even i wouldnt do that. but if you went down the chimney you would be dirty
December 19th, 2009 at 1:10 am
like you youare the best man ever love from lee
December 19th, 2009 at 1:35 am
why dont you yousse the freont door
December 19th, 2009 at 1:53 am
If you come down the chimney and get stuck who helps you out
December 19th, 2009 at 5:36 am
i think you should go though the frount or back door
December 19th, 2009 at 6:09 am
I would love if you come to my house and up my toilet.P.S don’t get sick when you come to my house. from;Skyler koroch to;santa claws candy canes
December 19th, 2009 at 6:34 am
dear santa
that wasnt a very good idea to come down the chimney.
from wiktoria
December 19th, 2009 at 6:37 am
dear lovely santa
I think that everybody should be in bed at midnight so you could leave your presents.
December 19th, 2009 at 6:59 am
well you could come in thru the back door if they have one of course there will be no key but ur magicl so it doesnt matter right?
December 19th, 2009 at 7:17 am
do you ever get stuck?
December 19th, 2009 at 7:21 am
How did you FIT through the toilet???!!!??? I think you should stick to chimneys from now on!!!
December 19th, 2009 at 7:27 am
i don’t have a chimney because i live in a flat.
December 19th, 2009 at 7:30 am
i waited a long time for the coment
December 19th, 2009 at 8:05 am
i would love it you elvs down ther are doind great i want 32 webkinz i have a poster board and you can see all of them iwant you to make me that please
December 19th, 2009 at 8:30 am
wow that is very silly and you were right Santa Claus
December 19th, 2009 at 8:47 am
stick to our chimney please!
December 19th, 2009 at 9:21 am
I think it is because people might hear him anywhere else
December 19th, 2009 at 9:28 am
You can come thourgh the front door it’s the easiest thing to do!Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year
December 19th, 2009 at 9:38 am
My sis’s friend one morning they where opening there presents and found your hat in the chimney her name is madison kent do you know her???? you probably do
December 19th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Wow, that’s silly! We’ve got a chimney ready for you!
December 19th, 2009 at 10:04 am
that was very silly to go popping out of the toilet!!!
December 19th, 2009 at 11:24 am
hi santa yeh that was a silly way to deliver presants i hope i was good this year
PS. i think i have been good this year
December 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am
I DID COME ON YOUR BLOG SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE TAKE ME TO NORTH POLE
December 19th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Your so silly going out the potty
December 19th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I like you leaving the presents down the chimney and into the living room. I think it is very special!
December 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Santa why dont send the presants through the mail box shrink them then post them thenthey can grow back them selfs so you can post them through the chimney
December 19th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
hi santa!
why on earth would you come out the toilet! i am glad you changed to chimmneys!!!
love liam
December 19th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Santa can you come up the sink please
December 19th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
dear santa dont you think it is time to start giving little more presents
December 19th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Yes!!!!! How did they come up with that?!
December 19th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
wat if some one was siting on the dunny?? u would of hit them :S
December 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Thats the sillest story I herd , your elves are funny
December 19th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
well its a pretty crazy way but if i were you i’d take a giant snowmobile that lloks like a sled
December 19th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
do u get dirty???????? i bet not, because
your santa and your magical!!!!!!!!
December 19th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I think You Should Come through,Thru the Chimney just like you do now!
December 19th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
you can use the front Door.
December 19th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I want you to come down the chimney !!!!! That was the sillyest story ever told
December 19th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I want you to come down the chimney !!!!! That was the sillyest story ever told
December 19th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
You can come in through my front door, but watch out for the screen!
December 19th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Dear Santa,
I think the elf story is so funny. I think the whole chimney thing is bad and good. I think it is bad because YOU COULD CATCH ON FIRE! It is good because almost everyone has one.
Love,
Colleen
December 19th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
you rock
you are the best
i love you
you give me nice prezzes
love from best friend taylor!!
December 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
this year can you come in my room and wake me up ? and why don’t you go through the window ?
December 19th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
That is funny. But it would make it funnier was that is if someone was going to the bath room.
December 19th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
well this is a question but what if you don’t have a chimney
December 20th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Magically come in the front door
December 20th, 2009 at 12:47 am
You could just use the front or back door, and even if you dont have a key your magical so you can use magic to get in any way you want to.
December 20th, 2009 at 1:12 am
What a super funny story! I love jokes and others.
December 20th, 2009 at 3:50 am
Dear Santa, Please use the magic key, mummy will leave it outside the front door if you forget yours.
Love Amelia
xxxx
December 20th, 2009 at 4:05 am
Santa I thought that was extremely silly.
I think if you went down the chimney, what about if people didnt have an open fire wouldnt you get stuck
December 20th, 2009 at 4:07 am
Santa that was very silly.
December 20th, 2009 at 5:14 am
maybe if you try and get all the kids and parents to go to bed at midnight to deliver the presents the best way is to block your left nose to make the chimney appear and with your right nose make the chimney dissapear
December 20th, 2009 at 5:23 am
We don’t have a chimney, so how are you going to get in and deliver my presents?
I hope I get my presents I would like for christmas.
love asher
December 20th, 2009 at 7:54 am
Why don’t you just use the front door?
December 20th, 2009 at 8:33 am
santa how do you fit thu the chimmney
December 20th, 2009 at 8:39 am
That is the craziest idea ever. what would happen if someone is using the potty(especially a kid.) Your head would be so dirty. and u couldn’t deliver any gifts.
December 20th, 2009 at 9:13 am
I think u should make an invisible suit and invisible presents and sneak in then turn the presents uninvisible and then u win!!!!!!!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 9:29 am
I can’t belive you did that i wouldn’t what if someone had just did their buisness?
December 20th, 2009 at 9:38 am
why did you go up the potty i was a really silly idia
December 20th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Can you bring me a gecko webkinz?
December 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Hmmm
Come in my house through the shower. It will be coool
love,
Mia
December 20th, 2009 at 11:55 am
I think it would be funny if you came through the window
But thats just my opinoin…
December 20th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Merry Christmas Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
ithink u should ring the doorbell/doorknocker to deliver presents
December 20th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Santa, What if we don’t have a chimney?? What will you go down?
December 20th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
What will you come down if houses dont have chimneys?
December 20th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
i think thats the most silliest idea ever going down the toilet
December 20th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I bet you were very wet!!!!!!! I can’t imagine what that mst have been like!
December 20th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Hoping that you never get stuck in there! That would be a complete disaster!
December 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
i don’t have a chimney.you should come from the front door(if you know the secret code)!
December 20th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I LOVE YOU SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Did You Ever Go Up The Toilet?
December 20th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
i is a funny idear! would stick to the chimeny! and what happens if you get stuck
December 20th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Please come down our chimeny and leave the presents under the tree-your cookies are already out waiting for you,. Please, leave an autograph from Rudolph!
December 20th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
well tell the elves to try to really think before tring a idea
December 20th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
houston tx santa why dont you try the window for people who dont have chimneys
December 20th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Santa,
I am OK with you popping out of our toilet but we will have to make sure it is flushed before your arival.
See you soon.
madeline
December 20th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
why do yo go into the house anyway? why don’t you just use your magic to make the gift’s appear in the house’s?
December 20th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
What other ways does Santa come down the chimney? I’m going to be with my dad for christmas next year but I don’t have a chimney at that house!!!! If santa comes through the door, the alarm will go off!!!!!!! Same if he came in anywhere else!!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
thats silly, coming up in a potty, the chimney, is the way in.
December 21st, 2009 at 3:49 am
i think coming through a potty is crazy! and wouldnt you get wet and stuck?
December 21st, 2009 at 4:17 am
I like the song about you getting stuck in the chimney its funny. but why do you go down the chimney why dont you climb through a window. haha
December 21st, 2009 at 4:47 am
Dear Santa,
Have you ever gotten stuck in a chimney? What happens if you do?
December 21st, 2009 at 5:24 am
We could leave a window open so you can go through it?
December 21st, 2009 at 5:33 am
dear santa i think you should climb through the window in my house ill take the stick away from the window seal that stop the burglars from getting in only on christmas eve santa (wink) i am putting all my trust in you from pieter
December 21st, 2009 at 6:55 am
I think the way you do it is just perfect
December 21st, 2009 at 6:59 am
were you cold in the toilet
December 21st, 2009 at 7:01 am
do you get dirty down the chimminey
December 21st, 2009 at 7:33 am
very funny
December 21st, 2009 at 7:43 am
why dont you come trough the front door ?? x
December 21st, 2009 at 8:05 am
i think you should come through the window or door like batman
December 21st, 2009 at 9:52 am
THE ELVES HAD A WEIRD IDEA
WHAT A SHAME SHAME ON YOU
December 21st, 2009 at 10:27 am
An easyer way would be to just have some of the smaller elves pop in through chimeny, window or what have you, and then you send down the smaller presents, then you come in through the toilet again and put the big ones there.
December 21st, 2009 at 10:41 am
use the window
December 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am
thats very funny i would of tried to but why not go through the heater
December 21st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Dear santa ,
I would hate coming theough the toilet!!! That is discusting …especially if some one one was on the toilet at the time!!!!
December 21st, 2009 at 2:01 pm
merry christmas
santa
December 21st, 2009 at 2:21 pm
notreally but it was funny anyways
December 21st, 2009 at 4:34 pm
oooohhhh!!!! That is a really funny story I was rolling on the floor laghing wellit wasnt the funniest thing ever but really funny merry x-mas
December 21st, 2009 at 4:54 pm
That was a weird way.
December 21st, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Have a magical key and open otheir door.They thought of a silly idea!I don’t know if this will work,but try!
Merry Christmas,
Yamuna
December 21st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Dear Santa,
I read it and you’re right, it is silly. Going down the chimney, you would be dirty, but going through the potty, you would be wet. It’s a good thing you go down the chimney because if you went through the potty,imagine if someone came in to use it. Now that would be funny.
December 21st, 2009 at 7:21 pm
your blog rocks
December 21st, 2009 at 8:33 pm
am i on the naghty or nice list.
December 21st, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I don’t have a chimney Santa
December 21st, 2009 at 9:04 pm
that is the craiziest thing that i hav ever heard in my entire life and that is pretty messed up well that is all i got to go cuz i have to go christmas shopping but still that was the weirdest thing ever please dont try that ever!!!!
December 21st, 2009 at 9:13 pm
santa i’ll email you on christmas eve. ok.c
December 21st, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Wow thats funny santa! I can’t believe there is only 2 more sleeps to go! I am so excited Merry Christmas!
From Jess
December 21st, 2009 at 11:59 pm
why dont you get keys to all the houses and just go through the door!?!?
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:26 am
i personally think presents should be deliverd through the letter box and you can sprinkle some magic glitter so we cant here you you never guess what me and my little sister lexi had a first christmas bump oowchh it hurts but at least we know we will be ok before christmas love you x
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:24 am
what do you give people when there extra, exra naughty?
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:26 am
santa what do you do when its not christmas?
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 am
Dear Santa,
Don’t change your tradition if you like it! I think it’s cool that for all these years you have gone down the chimney to deliver presents. If you managed before, then why not keeping doing it?
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:46 am
Hi Santa,
Please leave our presents upstairs. Your snack will be on the table–we made a special one for you!
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:38 am
Yayyyy nearly crimbo reallll excited! WELLL santa u can come in my house anyway you like, just dont come thru the front door coz my dog tyson will bark ;D Anyway merry christmas santa! and to everybody else, 2 =]
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:01 am
Wow Santa Claus,
that was quit the story.But I think that it was a smart idea to stick to chimmneys. I have also got a question, where would you enter if a home did not have a chimmney that you could not enter?
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:25 am
Please santa could you delver your presents to the back door through the cat flap?
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 am
U know if people have a chimney u use the MAGIC KEY why don’t u use it on evreyones house or do u touch ur nose and u become downstairs only if theres a chimney?
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 am
Wat happens if they don’t have a chimney, because I don’t have one.
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:56 am
I would want you to go through my window.
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
santa i want to know if you can make chimmneys by yourself! because i dont have a chimmney so how do you get into my house every year? i would like to have the answer very quickly because 2 more days untill Christmas eve!
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 am
haha that was a funny story
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
we dont have a chimney so what do you do
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
i would like you to use the backdoor
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:29 am
That was hilarious… and a bit gross, but mostly hilarious! But why did you have the idea of coming through the chimneys RIGHT after the idea of the toilet?
Bye!
I believe in you a lot!
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
how do you fit down the chimney
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
You could try a window. If that doesn’t work, maybe you should stick to the chimney.
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
he goes up and down that is what he does. like on the santa clause the movie
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
that is so funny!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
that is funny
i have another idea.when i go to sleep, i could lock the door then put a key under the door and when you came, you could unlock it!
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
to santa
i think its very funny that you go down the chimney but i guess its the only way that you can get in. by the way how do you get in the chimney wouldnt you get stuck o never mind. you should keep comeing down the chimney for the rest of your life.
merry chistmas santa
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:14 pm
my fire place is fake so maybe use the front door
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Yes it is very very silly:)
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I don’t have a Chimney , so how do you get inside of my house ?
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 pm
I would like Santa to go through the loungeroom window because it is closer to the Santa sacks.
Love Raphy.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:23 am
why would you come down the toilte its a silly idea come down the chimney!
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:43 am
santa iluv u so much if u came down the u wouldbe stuck
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:09 am
that is very silly you should get a dirty proof suit and loose a bit of weight but still come down the chimey
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:14 am
i think that was silly lol but still funny
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:09 am
Nice story! That is funny!
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 am
I DON HAVE A CHIMNEY.I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT.
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
you shood come down a window it wood be cool bye love u bybd
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:56 am
Santa you should come through the window. It will be cool……….. bye
December 23rd, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Please use your magic powder to open our front door. Love, Nora
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Hi Santa I love you
December 24th, 2009 at 4:54 am
come in through the doors.
December 24th, 2009 at 6:55 am
hi santa i was just wondering why you come down the chiminy because i don;t have a chiminy so how do you get into my house and other peaples house if they dont have a chiminy?
December 24th, 2009 at 7:52 am
dear santa i will leaVE cookies in the bathroom
December 24th, 2009 at 7:59 am
I think you should mail them and our parents will put them under the Tree and stockings
December 24th, 2009 at 8:04 am
santa how do you fit down the chimny?
December 24th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Santa I think everyone is all over this idea of you coming to their house. I meen yes im happy your coming too. Everyone is loosing the true meening of christmas. Its giving that matters. Santa you are giving presents to the world so you know the true meening. Thats a lot of giving. Thanks for beinging so kind to me and giving me presents on Christmas eve!
December 24th, 2009 at 11:37 am
you must get cold and sotty in there
December 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
R U Magic, i mean my mum says you walk thru walls! Looney *Wink*
December 24th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
really she’s a bit loopyloo
December 24th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
ILOVE YOULOVFGFG
December 25th, 2009 at 8:11 am
i think you should climb through windows
December 25th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Santa we dont have a fireplace but I think you could figure something out.
your resident,Landon.
December 25th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Wow Santa! You really did that?Thats so funny and so are you! Remember what i said what i wanted for Christmas? *smile*
December 25th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Oh Santa. why dont u use the back door? When Will U Ever Learn?
December 28th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Dear Santa i dont think going throw pottys i think it is much better going throw chinmeys it is smart love Rina
December 29th, 2009 at 7:33 am
do you love front doors or chimmneys better
December 29th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Dear Santa that is the most hullarius thing ever! I think that you should just stick with chimneys. But if someone doesn’t have a chimney then go threw the door.
January 1st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Why did you do it anyway Santa, I would wouldn’t it be disgusting. what if someone did not flush the toilet
January 1st, 2010 at 7:34 pm
will you let me deliver presents with you.
January 2nd, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I loved the story that you write and how come When I am in bed and you go on my roof and I dont hear you?
January 3rd, 2010 at 8:23 pm
dear santa i was a good boy this year and i was hopeing you would get to come see me mabe next year your friend FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING
January 6th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
You come down the chimney and pop out the fireplce you go.Everyone should be in the bed by 11:00 at night so you dont get seen if you get stuck in the chimney wich you wont but if you do because you are magical you can just phone mrs Clause tell her what house and adress your at and she will come and help you wont she I love you all lots of love from Rebekah
January 7th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
well i do think its silly but its better than ruining the childrens christmas
thanks santa you always tell your secrets
luv harleen
January 8th, 2010 at 8:47 am
I think it was quite silly tho a good ider but you should stick to a chimmny
January 10th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
What happens if you dont have a chimney
January 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 am
Hi Santa im so glad to meet you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im read your (new) way to come out of the potty.Thats silly
January 25th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
That is really a funny story. I can’t believe you actually entered a house through the toilet. Where was it?
February 1st, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Santa that i so silly what if somebody had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night? lol
February 2nd, 2010 at 12:11 pm
hi, can i have a spell that gives me a friend
February 5th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I think you should stick with the chimminy thing because popping out of the Toilet
February 7th, 2010 at 8:12 am
mabe through the bastment window as we on’t have a chimney
February 7th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Dear Santa,One time I was about…2 or 3 I thought somebody was trying to rob us.But no I think it was probaly somebody getting out of bed or you!
February 16th, 2010 at 9:23 am
hi santa what do you use if you don’t have a chimniey.
March 22nd, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I want you to go through the garage
April 2nd, 2010 at 7:59 pm
I would like you to come down the chimney like always. I don’t want you to get dirty and it’s much faster.
April 4th, 2010 at 2:25 am
Dear santas please an you come and wake me up when you come to my house
xxx.
ps:you are the best man i know
April 6th, 2010 at 9:23 am
yep it is a silly idea and you said in one of my lettersthere was a elf named clumsy
April 23rd, 2010 at 6:56 pm
HEY SANTA HOW U IF GOOD SO AM I SO I GOT A DOG. *LAUGH* U KNOW I HAVE A DOG I WANT ONE FOR CHRISTMAS IN 2010 PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
THE ONE AND ONLY P.B
April 24th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
take you santa
form charlie i love you
send me lots of toys this year
May 1st, 2010 at 3:59 pm
the way i want you to come thru our house is to go thru my window, because i want to know when you come in so i can wake everybobd up so we can open up our preasants…………………………
May 2nd, 2010 at 12:59 am
you could have just shruk yourself and go throuh the hole of the door
May 2nd, 2010 at 1:01 am
now that is just one silly stroy
May 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 pm
i also think that was a silly idea and how do you get up the chimney sincerley garth
May 5th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
santa i can not believe that you would go thru the potty but the way that ti would like you to come thru the angel on the top of are tree
May 7th, 2010 at 5:59 am
thats silly
May 8th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Hi again it,s me haley you told me to go on this wonderful thing are you going to give me a boyfriend?
May 16th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
santa will you please please bring me a real puppy? cause if you do i’ll be good every christmas.
May 17th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
santa will you please please wake me up when you get to my house? p.s. I love you love , Mateo bastian p.s. wtite baack
May 18th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
santa will you send a elf to visit my home? so he can take me to the north pole
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
why don’t you just use magic to walk though the walls?thats what my mom told me you do.
May 25th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
how can you fit in the little skiny chimney and what if you get stuck who helps you out
May 25th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
have you ever got stuck
May 25th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
do you ever get scrached
May 25th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
I love you
June 5th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
i think every christmas night u should come through a wind instead but umm my blinds click when u hit them or go through the window to get in when your locked out i don’t know mabey i should pull the blinds back then leave the window open ok talk later by
June 9th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
that is so gross and silly!
by,
Andrew
June 11th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
please deliver my presents by going through the window.
June 23rd, 2010 at 10:55 am
dear santa if you can comein the front door if it is lock what do you do?my mom said you use magic to go in our house is that true or false?i just cant wait until christmas because it is my favorite holiday of all the holidays.i just cant wait until winter either because it is winter break for sckoolz.is it true that you like every bad kid in the world or just the good kids in the world and all over the united states of america.
love always,
jessica rainey
July 1st, 2010 at 6:15 pm
That was one of the sillyest sotories I have heard yet in this blog. I tink thro the chimnie is the bes idea.
July 1st, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Hi Santa
i dont hgave a chimny so there is only one way to come to my house it is through the door the door is locked but we have a shiney plastic key mum says that you have magic so you can just put the key in our door locker news your magic and you will apear in our house (i think it was a bit silly going in through the toilet)
From Kayla Ellis
July 5th, 2010 at 5:07 am
I think that was silly. I like your idea of going down the chimny. I know some kids don’t have chimnys. How do you get down them? My mom said that you come through the front door or back door.
July 14th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
why did you go through the toilet? that is the silliest idea i ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 14th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
santa i want to tell you somthing
.not about that thing but about somthing
else. i want you to give me all your
information so i can be your freind
and we can work together
FROM RYAN
July 16th, 2010 at 10:57 am
can you have comsumatary to me (english)
fgdnbf ebfb enfne enfn( my loungwige)
July 18th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
well, i think you could come in through the windows or if you don’t want to, come in through the front door (i live in an apartment so i don’t have a chimmney)
July 20th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
You Are The Best Person EVER! And I Think Coming Down The Chimney Is A Great Idea Although Coming Through The Front Door Better
July 21st, 2010 at 5:24 pm
why dont you use your magic and come in the window
August 1st, 2010 at 5:46 am
it must be really hard fo you to go down evry chimney in just one night is it really true if someone is really bold you give them coal
August 5th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
How do you get back up the chimney?
August 13th, 2010 at 10:45 am
santa,ithink u should stick to the way you know down the chimney
August 18th, 2010 at 3:54 am
i would like you to sneak through my bedroom window and then sneak downstairs and fill my stocking downstairs
thanks frome jake
August 18th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
that is a silly idea but elves are supose to be silly after all.i love you santa claus
August 19th, 2010 at 7:25 am
thats so silly anyway i whould like you to magic yourself through the kewhole in my front door.
September 1st, 2010 at 3:39 pm
u should come in are doors but my creeks so u mite wake someone up
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:08 am
TL;DR; but you have great pictures.
Sent via Blackberry
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:01 am
I love you Santa!
September 4th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Santa I think going down the chimney is the best way cause if you dont then you have to come in through the door then all the people will know and they will come and start stealing stuff from your house.p.s I love you!!!
September 9th, 2010 at 6:23 am
come thru the door with the magic key
September 10th, 2010 at 7:47 am
I THINK YOU SHOULD COME THROUGH THE KIDS WINDOWS
September 12th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Me and Denina were thinking of you just coming through the door and coming to wake the child(ren) up so they can help you. Lots of kids are wanting to see you so why don`t you give it a try.
Love Carly and Denina
September 13th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Hi Santa that is a very silly idea. That would be scary to me. By the way is that in real life? Lily
September 16th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
If I was santa I would go through the door.
September 18th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
hey u should make a chimney if people dont have one or an elevater to go down and go thur the door
September 19th, 2010 at 7:07 am
i want to do it
September 22nd, 2010 at 7:50 pm
dear santa i think that is a silly thing to do’ because you wouled get dirty.from charles.
September 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 pm
dear santa will you be coming to georgia on christmas eve night your friend franklin joe browning
September 25th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
come through r window i live in the apt.
September 26th, 2010 at 2:13 am
ring the door bell
September 28th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
DEAR SANTA MERRY CHRISTMAS
October 1st, 2010 at 6:45 am
that is the silliest idea i have ever heard in my life!
October 2nd, 2010 at 10:36 am
why don’t you come in the front door I promise I will leave it unlocket.
October 3rd, 2010 at 1:29 am
dear Santa, instead of a chimney why not use the door? You could park your sleigh on the driveway and walk around to the back door or front door. This will make it easy for you to tip toe in and deliver your presents. We will leave cookies and milk and maybe some cake if you would like. We love you Santa.
October 3rd, 2010 at 8:21 am
you could use the frount door
October 3rd, 2010 at 8:27 am
you could just fly to the house the make your self disapeer and make yourself apeere in there house there disapere and apere on the top of the hous agan
October 3rd, 2010 at 11:48 am
when you go down the chimney and you get stuck do you use your magic and get out or what?
October 3rd, 2010 at 11:52 am
so how did you get out of the house go up the potty?
October 3rd, 2010 at 2:24 pm
do you turn all black?[because the ashes]
October 4th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
it may be a silly way to do it but hey! it works!
October 4th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
hey, it works!
October 6th, 2010 at 11:23 am
That’s really silly! and you know how you said the elf used the restroom for a long time? Well, what if the family did that right before you popped through?!
October 7th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
i tink it is cool how you come down the chimney.plees can you make christmas come faster
love shealyn
October 12th, 2010 at 11:21 pm
I have two presentes for you for chistmas eve hope you injoy them.
October 13th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
WHAT A SILLY IDEA THAT ELF CAME UP WITH IT WAS VERY SILLY IT IS A MUCH BETTER IDEA COMING DOWN THE CHINMEY!!!
October 14th, 2010 at 8:09 am
that was the sillest idea ever how did
clumsy come up with that idea.silly old elf.
October 15th, 2010 at 12:14 am
i think that you should get some sort of magic spell to put on each prezzie and it will atomaticly go to the house when you are close enough
October 15th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Santa Try To Like Magically Appear in houses
October 16th, 2010 at 4:35 am
santa you should come through are back door everyone has a back door even the kids in africa
October 17th, 2010 at 7:04 am
Dear Santa,
i really think the you should still come down the chimney. But if i had i dea for where you could come it would be through the front door. But some people have alarms like i do. So make sure before you come through the front door you should use your magic to turn it off. and then when you are done delivering the presents under the tree you should use your magic to turn it on again.so that way when you come to peoples houses and go through the front door they won’t wake up and be all scared and all!!!
Love you always,
Jessie!!!
October 17th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
santa u can go thru my back door cause we dont have a chimney and just FYI we have a lot of trees love from madison*****
October 18th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Hi santa how you today
well i been shopping today also and now i am at library with James
sign james and Jessica.
p.s thank you
love santa
October 21st, 2010 at 10:29 am
Hi Santa You can come in my close door
and to get into my house door is a special Santa Key only for you!
Lots of Love Danniella
x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
I LOVE YOU SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2010 at 3:52 am
i would love for you to deliver presents at my home !
October 23rd, 2010 at 7:14 am
dear santa clause why does rudolph have a red nose love kian
October 24th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
i hope you dont have to go in somebotys toilet agian
October 24th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Yes, I think that is VERY silly! I think you are doing a mighty fine job coming through my chimmney! One more thing, I am looking forward to getting that magical elf of yours! I have had it three or four years in a row now!
October 24th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
you know santa i think roudolf got his nose cuz sinse its real cold out his rose turned red! from annie
October 25th, 2010 at 2:28 am
you clould jump out of a magic mirror that would be funny to see
October 25th, 2010 at 5:48 am
i think it was ,quite silly because people say your not aloud to see santy on x mas and wat if a child was in the toilet ??????
October 26th, 2010 at 3:53 am
Santa, what a bad idea, i dont have a chimney! :¬)
October 27th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Yes,that was a silly idea!
October 28th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
my mom stays up every year,but one year she fell asleep!!!so from now on she leaves the backdoor open just incase.
October 28th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
you probably won’t fit down our chimney,that’s why my mum stays up to open the front door for you!!
October 28th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
hi santa i love you , you are the best and that was a silly thing but it donsent matter eney morre cuz it is over xxx
p.s thank you for all the prezants we have i love to open them.
October 29th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Santa, you’re so silly.
October 30th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Hi santa!It’s me!Edmund!Icame on santas christmas blog to see the stories.I’ve got to admit this is funny.I wonder how it turned out?!That must be the most embarrasing incident in your life!(Honestly I think there have been worse!)
October 31st, 2010 at 7:38 am
We love you
October 31st, 2010 at 7:19 pm
HAHAHA! Santa you silly silly person! How do you get in my house? I don’t have a chimney! Is that why I once saw a snowball in my potty?
November 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 am
Lol santa! that’s so silly! xD Clumsy elf is one funny elf. I think you should come deliver presents at my house a different way, (other than the toliet)! Because our fireplace could be on, and after all you don’t want to get burned!
well see ya soon! xoxo ^^
November 2nd, 2010 at 1:15 pm
I THINK YOU SHOULD COME TROUGH THE WINDOW.
November 2nd, 2010 at 2:36 pm
hey dont come in our toilit because a kinda forget to flush it when I go #2
November 2nd, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Thats so funny. I never new you would come thru the toilet!
November 3rd, 2010 at 12:35 pm
lol santa that is cool and a bit silly but it dose not mater now becase it is all done now
November 7th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
come thewr th back door and walk like umm 5 steps and you will be at the tree
November 7th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
I want to know how dose santa get down the chimmney I am not being rood but how?
November 7th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
i think you are the besdt
November 8th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
I think that is a pretty silly idea But I would laugh my little heart out if I saw you popping out of the toilet/potty.
lololol ololol
November 9th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
thats so silly but your still cool
November 9th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
i think santa should just come in the front door!
November 9th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Well, i think you should still go down the chimney because it is faster and usually people put the cookies and milk somewhere by the fireplace! – Julianna
November 9th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
santa may you come in the front door because we dont have a chimney.
November 9th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Of course santa shouldn`t go down and up the toilet because someone could have not flushed the toilet and yea he would`ve got a fright.
November 10th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Did you ever go to President George Washington’s house when he was young? Also what was christmas like in the 1700′s?
November 11th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
He could come thur the door
November 11th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Dear Santa I think you should either climb in through a window or come in through the front door!
November 12th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Dear Santa,
You shouldnt come down the chimney because what if its on fire!
You could get burned.
Take Care.
November 12th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
kit:please go down the chimney.abby:stick to the chimmeny
November 12th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
noooo you should not go down the toilet people do not flush the toilet.:) yes i do want some presnent!
November 12th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
kul
November 13th, 2010 at 3:40 am
its cool when you come down the chimly
November 13th, 2010 at 3:49 am
i like when you come down the chimly
ryan omagh
November 13th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
dear santa you know what i think i think you are the best and you no what else i think the way uyou come to my house is just fine down through the chimmney. i love you so much.
November 13th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
i love you and you are the best thankk you so much for everything you have givin me thank you again so much. <3
November 13th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
hey,i love you Santa.i think that u should’t have listened to clumsy!you could have just use some magic dust to open the door and go through there!merry christmas!!!xoxo!!! kiss!kiss!kiss! kiss!thousands hugs…JUST TO U
November 13th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Santa can come in through the…AIR VENT. He will land on the fluffy couch.
November 14th, 2010 at 5:26 am
Hi, santa its me agin and thats a funny story!
Please say hi to the elvs and the rainder thank you! love ashlynn
November 14th, 2010 at 5:28 am
And its me agin Ashlynn and this is to all of you at the north pole I forgot to give all of you all my love!!!!!!!!
November 14th, 2010 at 6:13 am
well i think that you should just come through the door .
November 14th, 2010 at 6:41 am
oh santa that was a very silly idea and it is also very funny and did you wake up the children in the house?
November 14th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
come through the door
November 14th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
i think you should try going thru the door but realy quietly i am a light sleeper
November 14th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Hi i am the one that writs you all the time could you be able to go thro my front door?
November 14th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
come down thro the sink?
November 14th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
OK this is the one i realy want you to do come throo my bedroom windo and wake me and my sister up to see you and help you please
November 14th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
i love you santa
November 14th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Dear santa the way I think you should come into my house is bring a drill and a shovel and dig a hole in my front yard dril through the basment floor go up the stairs and deliver the presents to my family!
November 14th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Santa
I would love for you to come in our Dishwasher. Please leave a note in there from you. Thank you. Just so you know, Please don’t wake me up. You might startle me. I know some of my friends don’t belive in you. But I do and i know your out there. Thanks for your time!
Love Sierra
November 15th, 2010 at 9:06 am
dear santa clause will be here to give prsents on christmas eve love kristina altamura
November 16th, 2010 at 7:13 am
i think you should come through the door because we do not have a chimney and i leave a key outside for you thank you santa i love you
November 16th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I THINK IT WOULD BE SO SILLY TO DILIVER PRESENTS FROM THE TOILET
November 17th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
I think it was really nasty the floor would be really wet.
November 17th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Santa, please come in the front door we leave a key for you and we do not have a chimmey and do not come thru the toilet that will make a mess all over the place
November 17th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
santa what do you do if someone doesnt have a chimeny.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
You can come through my house from the attic. It`s pretty wwarm up there so it will keep you warm. Merry Christmas!
November 18th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
he comes down the chimmey to leave us presents to good little grils and boys
November 19th, 2010 at 10:25 am
we have left santa a special key
November 19th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
santa your so cool lol
November 19th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
How many elfs are in your house?
November 20th, 2010 at 5:35 am
I think that you should come down our chimney cause you can make it bigger and we also like to leave our fire place open for you cause all of yall are very*200 special pius more
November 20th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
I say that you should have a secret door in every house and come through that way.
November 20th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
that was a cool story santa my mom read it to me because i cant read i am 5
November 20th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
santa we have to chimneys so you can just go down the one without the fire in it kk
November 20th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I was talking with my family and we thought you could come through the laundryshot.Got to go by
November 20th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
where is maxwell right now?when is he comeing back?
November 20th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
have a great christmas what i want for christmas is a phone,a psp and you.thank you for all that you’ve done for all the great christmas presents
November 20th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
I think that the toilet idea is funny. And if you go through a toilet, wouldn’t you be cold because it’s winter and snowing outside? What I think you should do is come through my door because I don’t have a chimney. Can’t wait till christmas. I love you. Bye.
November 21st, 2010 at 3:54 am
i am defently going to leave a mesage.And if you can you leave one fore me and my dog.my dog is aslep now.my flour is being done in they hall so if you can pleas do not walk on it heverly
November 21st, 2010 at 9:24 am
Santa i think poping in houses was the silliest idea ever. Santa Cristmas is my FAVORITE hollyday EVER. love Aidan.
November 21st, 2010 at 10:42 am
I Thought That The Idea was Really bad
Why dont you come through doors or windows is it because its a really noisy idea
for christmas why to you have to use the same wrapping paper as my mum Please
Love Summer
November 21st, 2010 at 11:29 am
YOU COULD LAND ON THE KIDS ROOM ON OUR FEET AND GIVE ME MAGIC POWERS FOR REAL
November 21st, 2010 at 12:11 pm
That is the funniest story I’ve ever heard! You went through the potty! Was anyone ever on it when you came up! Did you ever go potty when you were delivering presents to houses? When did you swicth to go through the chimmney? Is that story true????????
From:Emma
November 21st, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
come through my sink this time!
November 21st, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I used to live in a house with no chimmy. How did you get in my house?
November 21st, 2010 at 3:30 pm
heres a yo-mama joke. yo-mama soo old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas
November 21st, 2010 at 7:50 pm
what if it is blocked like my house
November 21st, 2010 at 7:53 pm
why do you do it in one night
November 21st, 2010 at 10:47 pm
that was not a good idea
November 22nd, 2010 at 9:12 am
can you get me a bayblade and a nitendo thank you
November 22nd, 2010 at 4:12 pm
how old are you ???????
November 22nd, 2010 at 5:28 pm
dear santa,
why do you come down the chimney?
November 22nd, 2010 at 8:14 pm
why?
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:39 am
we could leave a small window open for you in the sitting room that way it would be handy!
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:45 pm
that was very silly santa put i think you are the best
November 23rd, 2010 at 7:44 pm
how do u do it in all one night and mybe u could come throw the front door!!!!!
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:55 pm
honestly, it could have been worse, believe it or not! You could have gotten stuck halfway between potties, an that would be terrible. Or you could have gotten pnemonia from the wet coldness!
November 24th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Thats a very silly idea!
November 24th, 2010 at 6:18 am
November 24,2010 7:12 AM
Dear Santa,
I can’t wait till Christmas!!!! I’ve just now done putting up the decorations.
30 sleeps,16 hours, 47 minutes & 8 seconds..7..6.. 5..4..3 ..2..1 ..0..now its 30 sleeps,16 hours, 46 minutes & 59 seconds!!!!!!
November 24th, 2010 at 9:20 am
if i was going to potty on your head it would be kind of weaid but not exepted
November 24th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
what if you dont have one?
November 24th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
going down the toilet was not a good idea
November 24th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
I LOVE SANTA CLAUS…..
November 25th, 2010 at 7:16 am
That is a pretty silly idea, but they coulda said the window!
November 25th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I think you should stick with going through the chimmney because who wants to see santa come through the toliet?!
November 25th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I DONT THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, GOING THROUGH THE POTTY, IT WOULD NOT BE A NICE WAY TO GET INTO A HOUSE, STICK WITH THE CHIMMNEY SANTA, SO LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS, LOVE YOU SO MUCH, X X X
November 25th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
that is gross!!!!!
November 25th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
that person name Danny that is my dad.
November 25th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I would not like to go in that way!
November 25th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Through the back door
November 25th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
well we don’t have chimney because are fireplace is gas do the way we want you to come in is through the front door
November 26th, 2010 at 5:53 am
I hope you have a nice time in my CHIMNY!!!
November 26th, 2010 at 10:27 am
good you don’t do that anymore:)
November 26th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
that is a realy cool story im glad u come through the chimney im glad u dont come through the toilet anymore i hope u have a great christmas and the reain deer and elves too and im realy hoping for an i pod TOUCH
November 26th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GO DOWN THE CHIMNY THERES NOT A BETTER SPOT JUST BE CAREFUL. P.S WE DONT WANT ANY DIRT ON ARE CARPET WELL MY DAD DOSENT.HIS NAME IS JOHN.
November 26th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GO DOWN THE CHINMY JUST BE CAREFUL. P.S TRY NOT TO GET DIRT ON OUR CARPET.ITS NOT THAT I CARE MY DAD CARES.MY DADS NAME IS JOHN.
November 26th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
go threw the window
November 27th, 2010 at 7:23 am
santa here is an idea i know you already do this but it might help you could use your magic powers to poof in and when i say poof i mean pop in
November 27th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Santa, that story is hilarious!
Merry Christmas,
Sophia
November 27th, 2010 at 7:20 pm
HI SANTA
November 27th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
I HAVE A CHIMMY SO YOU CAN GO THROUGH IT
November 27th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
well we don’t have chimney (fireplace)well we do But… there is glass on it
November 28th, 2010 at 1:03 am
well, that is a very silly way to get presents to the house and merry christmas santa.elves and mrs.clause hope you riendeers have a fun time flying through the foggy night
November 28th, 2010 at 3:01 am
well erm this is a tough decision because we blocked off our chimney so you cant come down there… um our doors are locked our windows are closed….. you would wake us up if you come through the toilet so ummm…. just come in the same way you did last chritmas i guess!
November 28th, 2010 at 3:01 am
oops i meant to say christmas
November 28th, 2010 at 4:33 am
it was a sill idea.
November 28th, 2010 at 6:10 am
dear santa i think going through the potty wold be the silliest
November 28th, 2010 at 7:14 am
I KNOW HOW HARD YOU WORK.IT MUST BE HARD.DO YOU WANT TOO TAKE A BRAK?
November 28th, 2010 at 11:06 am
santa will you leave me resident evil the umbrella cronicles please
November 28th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
santa i would like to leave u a magic key to get in as i have no fire place anymore thank you x x
November 28th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
why do you always say HoHoHo? I hoap you Leave a video like you always do.
November 28th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
WELL I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK TO THE OLD CHIMMNEY EVEN THOUG EVERY ONE HAS DOORS AND HE COULD HAVE TRIED THAT BECUSE WHAT IF SOME ONE ONE THAT POTTEY THATS JUST WRONG WELL MERRY MERRY X-MAS TO YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR AND I HOPE YOU AND THE ELVES WATCH THE BALL DROP THIS YEAR AND MAN YOUR ELVES ARE GOOD MAKING ALL THOSE PRENTENST EVERY YEAR HAPPY HAOLIDAYS
November 29th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
lol that was so funny
November 29th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
you can go into the doors
November 29th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
your cool santa,that’s so amazing!i wish i could be santa like you!
November 29th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
November 30th, 2010 at 2:51 am
Come to our room and wake us up
November 30th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
you could always go under ground
December 1st, 2010 at 3:08 am
i think the toilet idea was really silly the chimmney idea is the best love shannon baker age10
December 1st, 2010 at 5:57 am
just go in the door!!!!!!!!
December 1st, 2010 at 6:37 am
That was the madest idea ever!I think i might want you to come to my house by,going down the chimny and go to the kithchen to get the cookies and milk put out for you,then go to the Christmas tree and lay the presents under it,also try to make a little tapping noise so I will know its you.
December 1st, 2010 at 7:35 am
was there any buissness
in the loo
December 1st, 2010 at 2:35 pm
I REALLY IIKE IT
December 1st, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Either come thru a door, window, or the back door. I don’t have a chimney.
December 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 am
that is so funny santa why was it clumbsy the elf is there a silly elf if there is that would be evan funier
December 2nd, 2010 at 11:33 am
As I don’t have a chimney you can come through the windows and leave through the door.
Please do a special noise.
Kisses!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 12:19 pm
i have a chimney.I will levae grumpy in the box that he was born in.
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
you are a good writer. and that was a silly storry
December 2nd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
i hate Santa claus
December 3rd, 2010 at 10:14 am
SEE YOU SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 am
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE YOU ?THAT IS NOT NICE
December 3rd, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Go any ware.
December 4th, 2010 at 3:43 am
I don’t have a chimney so you can use my door, not the toilet!
December 4th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
I have a blog too.You would have a hard time fitting throgh my toilet!I have a door that we put “Santa’s Key” on.
December 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
i rember reading this silly stoy when i was 3 years old i love u santa and i always will
December 4th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
we think it is a very silly idea santa claus!!!!!
December 4th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
That is the funnyiest thing ever
December 4th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Santa, I don’t have a chimney. Please come in the front door. We will have goodies for you. I love you Santa! Try to be quiet the dogs will start barking. Kisses and Hugs:)
December 4th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Please come through the back door we don’t have a chimney. We will leave you Egg nog and cookies plus treats for the reindeer. Hope you have a Merry Christmas. I love you:)
December 4th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Please come in through the front door we have no chimney. Don’t wake up the doggies.I will leave you milk and cookies. I will always love you and believe in you Santa:) Carrots are for the reindeer.
December 5th, 2010 at 4:22 am
santa we dont have a chimmney so please come in the balconey door i will leave you two cookies one glass of milk and for the riendeer one carrot and i will have a special treat for you *wink* . also i think that is a very inpleasent idea.
December 5th, 2010 at 6:31 am
i want my presents now. there mocking me.santa is nice.
December 5th, 2010 at 7:13 am
who came up with chimney
December 5th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Please,Santa.I don’t have a chimmney because I live in a apt. PLease come through the front door or back. Don’t wake my doggie! I will always belive in you,even when I’m old and gray. I LOVE YOU!!!
December 5th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
dear santa how do you get in the houses
December 5th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I hope you still remember me Santa.
Anyway I would do the same thing. I would come down the chmney too.
December 5th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
IN THE FRONT DOOR
December 5th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
SAD
December 5th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I do not have a chimney, some people say you have a magic key. Is that true?xxx
December 5th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
can you climb through my bedroomm window
December 6th, 2010 at 4:43 am
yip it was, it just made me laugh so much.
December 6th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I think it was the sillyist idea!We dont have a chimney but how do you leave us the presents?I would like you to come through the door.
December 7th, 2010 at 12:31 am
i think santa is the most magical person ever. he has magic in his tummy, thats why it’s so big!
December 8th, 2010 at 12:42 am
dear santa could you please send me a pi
cture of rudolfh and all the elfs in the work shop and your family. And tell clumsy that I think coming through tthe potty was a really stuped idear. And realy dont think you would be coming up my potty because some thimes i fake to be asleep so i would smell you and hear you. And what do you really look like and do you cange the couler of your eyes when you go to kids houses. And when is your birthday love rodie
December 8th, 2010 at 12:45 am
and when i said love rodie i meant to say brodie
3<
December 8th, 2010 at 9:45 am
i would like santa to come through my window (if he has a key for it lol!!!)
December 8th, 2010 at 10:56 am
I dont have a big chimmney that you can climb down in.How do you get in?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:28 am
HA HA HA That story was really funny,Santa your elves are really funny too.
December 8th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
I have an idea people could leave there doors oden so you could get in there. please do that at my house.
December 8th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I would like presennts for christmas.
But really I thank santa claus should
come down the chimey insted.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
HERE IS 1 WAY TO GET INTO MY HOUSE COME IN MY WINDOW AND WAKE ME UP SO I CAN HUG YOU. LOVE MADI.
December 9th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Which Reindeer ran over Grandmother?
December 9th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
How are the elves doing
December 9th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
hey santa if you see this do me a favour if you see clumsy tell him thats a good name because hes the clumsyest elv ive heard about
December 9th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
The idea that I deliver presents is to go through the door that is what my grandpa said to me
December 9th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
but i dont have a chimney what should i do?
December 10th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
How do you get in at houses that don’t have a chimney? Do you use your magic to make a chimney to go down? You come to my house but how do you do it?
Love,
Lilly
December 10th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
santa wy don’t you come from the door!!!!!!!
December 10th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
a good way to come into my hous is by the door.
December 11th, 2010 at 4:58 am
how do you give my presents to me in my new house because i dont have a chimney!
December 11th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
i think that’s the craziest idea I’ve ever heard! I think that is tottaly gross! What if someone was doing their buissness when he came! I think going through the chimney is a much better idea!
December 12th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Thankyou for the sweet e mail Santa. I am sick. Oh and is Olive one of your reindeer? Does Frosty live at the north pole? I am amazed you went through the potty. Have a great day. Tell the elfs,MRS.Claus,reindeer,and snowmen I said hello.
December 13th, 2010 at 8:10 am
i am 10 years old i would like a toy spiderman
December 13th, 2010 at 8:18 am
How do you get down the chimney???
December 13th, 2010 at 8:19 am
you probably get soot all over you!!
December 14th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
that was a very silly elf think of a better way next time well there prob is no next time !!
December 14th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Santa, I don’t have a chimmeny, how on earth do you get in my house!??!?!
December 14th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
A long time ago before you they invented the toilet, how did you get in? I heard orignally the door.
December 15th, 2010 at 11:15 am
i don’t have a chimney!!How do you get into my house?
December 15th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I love blog,you talk about the elf who makes my toys COOL!!!!
December 16th, 2010 at 3:29 am
Dear santa i think you shude stay going down the chimney hope you like the mesig
love Amelia
December 16th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
i don’t have a chimmeny, how are u going to get in to my house. u might as well use the door
December 18th, 2010 at 5:01 am
when you come to my house can yu wake me up?
December 18th, 2010 at 6:35 am
i think its a truly good idea for people who believe in santa they think its a good way of not disturbing people i believe in santa xxxxx
December 18th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
santyas my best friend in the world
December 18th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
i think it wus silly. and funny.
December 18th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
This story made me laugh out loud! I really cannot think of any other way to come into one’s house.
December 19th, 2010 at 7:39 am
I thought that the potty/toilet story was pretty funny I never thought of you using the potty/toilet. On Christmas Eve you can use whatever you want because I have a chimney and windows and doors and anything you can posibly think of (well maybe) and to me I don’t care which way you use I just want you to use the entrance that you’re most comfortable with because we don’t want aanything bad to happen
Merry Christmas, Santa
love,
Isabelle =)
December 19th, 2010 at 7:46 am
can you come upstairs at my house so i can see you i really love you and when you comwe upstairs go to the right and go into the pink room with a little christmas tree thats my room and wake me up so i can see you
December 19th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
hi santa hope u getting plenty of sleep xxx leah… hope elves working hard xx
December 20th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
hhaaha that is a pretty funny story ! I always used to think that you couldn’t fit in the door mind you i was only 3 or 4 years old ! Now i understand ! one time I was sleeping and I heard something on the roof . I knew it was christmas eve and I knew that it would be you ! I heard the reindeer tapping their hooves on the roof and I knew that was you ! And you were super duper fast it like the speed of lighting its was like BOOM you were gone !
when you left i look out the window and i saw red & green lights ! its was americale! I really love Christmas !!!!!
December 20th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
hi santa dont sleep on the night when you hand all the prezzies to all the boys and girls
December 20th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
P.S
TRY NOT TO BREAK YOUR BACK
December 21st, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Santa, I think you should have your Elves make you a “master key.” A deice that fits into any door knob, just like the regular key that was made for it! That way you could walk right through the front door!
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:38 pm
since i dont have a chimney you should just turn off our alarm with your magic and walk right through our front door.
thank you
isabel
December 22nd, 2010 at 4:14 pm
yh it was haha
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:08 pm
teleport presents down chimny
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:10 pm
just knock
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 pm
leave presents on porch
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:16 pm
have elves go in “mini sleighs”
:-)
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:02 am
HE HE HE SO YOU CAME DOWN THE LOO WHAT A STORY WHY DONT YOU ASK THE ELFS FOR A MAGIC KEY BECAUSE IT WILL SAVE YOU FROM GETTING ALL BLACK AND REASENIT IS MAGIC BECAUSE ALL KEYS ARE DIFFRENT
December 23rd, 2010 at 8:36 am
you allways come down chimmley so nobdey
can see you
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:39 am
Anyone who does not belive in santa did once in there life.They had a bad memeroy or something bad.
December 23rd, 2010 at 11:46 am
Everybody says that you drop the presents down the chimeny then leave but that can’t be right because I always leave a note and you always write back and you always eat the milk and cookies.
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Santa, You Toataly ROCK !!!!
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:06 pm
You went through the POTTY? Wow! That is really brave of you. I wouldn’t be happy to go through a potty!
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:08 pm
ewww!! the potty?!? really?! what if someone was on it?!? sorry thats just nasty!
December 23rd, 2010 at 4:53 pm
santa that is sooper funny1 why did you just go down the chimmney and poot the presents quickly before they came in ps lol
December 24th, 2010 at 7:05 am
That is so funny! I think the chimmey is just fine.
December 24th, 2010 at 8:09 am
thank you for the presents
December 24th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
santa being all serios is the s.o.s (secret of santa)really necasarry why can’t we meet you because i know those are fake santa’s at the mall. this is your busy season why oh why in the world would be at the mall?
December 24th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Popping through the potty was crazy! I think its better to go down the chimney and get soot on you instead of potty.
December 26th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
dear santa i looked at elves ideas i thought they were great on christmas eve i hope u got back to the north pole safely and the reinders. ps thank you for the laptap and send you another messege next year on chritmas
December 27th, 2010 at 9:23 am
my chimney is fine
December 30th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
you should go through the door in magic so you don’t wake anyone up.
December 31st, 2010 at 8:27 am
Why in the world did you think that was a better option? You should know better to NOT go in the potty!But,I really did like your story.
December 31st, 2010 at 9:14 am
santa i really don’t know why u did what he elf told you but anyways if i were u i would rather go down a chimmney than going thru a toilet!!!
December 31st, 2010 at 9:17 am
santa u r crazy
P.S. NEVER go thur a toilet to deliver presents EVER AGIAN!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:13 pm
to santa I hope you had a nice christmas marta
February 3rd, 2011 at 12:34 am
hi santa i like roudolph the reindeer marta
February 5th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
hi santa i realy like the story about why you go down the chimeine
February 9th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Why santa claus comes down chimney.. Great idea
February 20th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
ithink its up to u but ithink best is the door or chimmney
February 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 am
that is so funny but im so not allowed too make fun of you or im on the nuty list so i fink that the chimney is better then the potty so im going to tell the elves that they should make sensible choces. love from deboraxxxx
March 5th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
i think it was a silly idea you should have stuck with the chimmney.
March 14th, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I like you better down the chimney
March 19th, 2011 at 10:45 am
19.3.11 19th march 2011 popping through the potty was crazy! i think its better to go down the chimney and get soot on you instead of potty
March 19th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
vent
March 30th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
did you know my favourite time of the year is christmas!!!!!!!!! because i love it how we share christmas with our family from all around the world but just one question how do you fly around to houses in just 1 night. you should be in the book of world records bye bye p.s YOU ROCK bye
April 2nd, 2011 at 7:59 am
hi that is so silly well merry christmas
April 10th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
i think you should come through the door to dilever presents at my house.
April 21st, 2011 at 2:44 pm
hey guys i have a good one walk in the door
April 21st, 2011 at 2:49 pm
well the door is better all you have to do is open it and walk in
May 7th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
I dont think its the silliest idea ever. I think that Santa should come inside of the house through the telephone wires.
July 14th, 2011 at 5:57 am
I think going down the toilet is a little bit disgusting.What the germs anyway?
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:03 pm
funny. i want you to come through the door. we don’t have a chimany
July 23rd, 2011 at 10:18 pm
i hate u saNTA
July 30th, 2011 at 3:47 am
Santa I don’t have a chimney what will you do?
August 4th, 2011 at 10:16 am
that was so funny.
August 16th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
OK first i think that was the SILLIEST idea ever and then i think you can come in the door you won’t get to dirty
when you come in. santa with all the snow on the roof how do you not fall off
please tell me love and for always amber
August 17th, 2011 at 5:23 pm
I think its kinda funny and gross oh well it was an elfs idea!!
August 19th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
One question, If I don’t have a chimmeny (spell fail) Then how do you you leave the presents?
August 19th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
One Question, If I Don’t Have A Chimney, Then How Do You Leave The Presents Inside?
August 19th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Srry 4 2 comments
August 21st, 2011 at 4:04 pm
The potty hehehe
…thats funny and gross.
September 2nd, 2011 at 11:41 am
I would like you to deliver my presents tyhrough gthe door as we dont have a chimney, we will leave you a special key to let yourself in!!!
September 13th, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Dear Santa,
How’s the rest of your Summer going? Please tell Mrs. Claus, The Elves, The Reindeer, and all of the other animals at The North Pole that I said hi. Hope you’re having a nice Summer.
September 19th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
I LOVE YOU SANTA!
and please for christmas in 2011 give me an ipod touch and a laptop plz!! (gives cookies and milk) Tada!! 
D
October 8th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Santa Ur amazing and i am ready for a reindeer pl z give me one please
October 19th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
you can come through the DRYEr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HO HO HO
October 20th, 2011 at 5:11 am
dear santa may you cume froug the door i dont your costume all cuverd in soot
October 25th, 2011 at 1:16 am
We dont have a chimney so is it ok that you use the front door?
October 25th, 2011 at 6:36 am
our fire s a gas fire and is small so be careful
October 29th, 2011 at 9:24 am
we do not have a chimney so come through the door.
November 27th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Santa why do you come down the chimney?
I it quicker?
November 27th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
I love you Santa Claus
December 22nd, 2012 at 8:04 pm
your awesome i still believe in you and it is silly to pop through a potty