Why Does Santa Claus Come Down The Chimney?
Many people ask me, “Santa Claus, why do you come down the chimney?”
Well, the main reason I use the chimney is that it is faster! After all, the reindeer and sleigh are on the roof anyway.
Although, a long time ago, I tried a different way! It’s a very, VERY silly story.
Yes, it was a very, very long time ago. The elves were drinking hot cocoa with those fancy imported marshmallows. They wanted to come up with a better way for me to deliver presents. They were trying to think of something that everyone has in their home.
Well, Clumsy the Elf had to go to the washroom because of all the hot cocoa. He was in there a long time. Everyone heard lots of noise. There was lots of flushing and gurgling.
When he came out he had a big grin on his face. He said, “I have the perfect way for Santa to get into every home!” Can you guess what it was?
Clumsy told the elves his idea. Faster than reindeer fly, the elves made me a special red Santa wetsuit, hat, snorkel, flippers and swimming goggles. Yes, they wanted Santa to pop into houses through the potty!
When they told me I thought it was the craziest idea I had ever heard! Somehow, the elves convinced me. After all, everyone has a toilet, they said.
Well, it was one of the coldest Christmasses ever! But, I was ready to try popping into houses thru the potty.
OK. I was ready for my first house. But when I popped out of the potty there was Mamma in her ‘kerchief and Dad in his cap, just settling in for a long winter’s nap!
They had never seen Santa wearing a red Santa wetsuit, flippers on his feet, snorkel and goggles before. I was quite a sight!
They screamed.
I screamed.
They screamed some more.
They ran.
I tried to run. But, it is hard to run with flippers on your feet! So, I fell.
“That’s it”, I said. “No more popping into the potty for this poor Santa!”.
And that’s why Santa comes down the chimney!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Do you think that was the silliest idea ever? How would you like me to deliver presents at your home? (You can leave a message for me. Or, scroll down to see what others have written!)
December 23rd, 2010 at 4:53 pm
santa that is sooper funny1 why did you just go down the chimmney and poot the presents quickly before they came in ps lol
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:08 pm
ewww!! the potty?!? really?! what if someone was on it?!? sorry thats just nasty!
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:06 pm
You went through the POTTY? Wow! That is really brave of you. I wouldn’t be happy to go through a potty!
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Santa, You Toataly ROCK !!!!
December 23rd, 2010 at 11:46 am
Everybody says that you drop the presents down the chimeny then leave but that can’t be right because I always leave a note and you always write back and you always eat the milk and cookies.
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:39 am
Anyone who does not belive in santa did once in there life.They had a bad memeroy or something bad.
December 23rd, 2010 at 8:36 am
you allways come down chimmley so nobdey
can see you
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:02 am
HE HE HE SO YOU CAME DOWN THE LOO WHAT A STORY WHY DONT YOU ASK THE ELFS FOR A MAGIC KEY BECAUSE IT WILL SAVE YOU FROM GETTING ALL BLACK AND REASENIT IS MAGIC BECAUSE ALL KEYS ARE DIFFRENT
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:16 pm
have elves go in “mini sleighs”
:-)
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 pm
leave presents on porch