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North Pole — (Dec. 21, 2014) – Santa Claus’ personal doctor, Dr. Alf Doctor, today told the press that Santa Claus and the reindeer are fit to fly Christmas Eve.
“It is true”, said Dr. Doctor. “Santa Claus and the reindeer had their annual doctor visit today”.
“I was getting concerned about Santa. There has been an awfy lot of excitement with Santa’s magic key missing lately. But all is well, I think.”
When asked to tell everyone how Saint Nick looked, Dr. Doctor replied,
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I have been getting VERY worried about my missing magic key. Without it, I wouldn’t be able to deliver presents Christmas Eve! I hope this latest email from Scunner the Grumpy Elf has good news in it.
The Professor fixed your sleigh and we started our long journey home. I felt like crying and Glaikit looked so sad. We had lost your key and worse, we had lost poor Birly. Tumshie was so tired, but brave and he pulled us back North.
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I’m not sure if he was trying to come back home, but Scunner the Grumpy Elf ended up at the South Pole. He’s still looking for the magic key I need back before Christmas Eve. Here’s his latest email.
Oh Santa, I am so sorry. We haven’t found your key or poor Birly. We flew after the reindeer and Birly but then the sleigh started to make some funny noises. It was a sound like metal squealing and the Professor said we had to land. He had some repairs to make.
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It was on a flying reindeer! Scunner, my Grumpy Elf, lost my magic key. It’s the magic key I use Christmas Eve to get into houses. Then Scunner found my magic key!
And then he lost my magic key — again!
I’m getting worried because Christmas is very soon. I really need that key to deliver presents with my flying reindeer. Here’s an email Scunner just sent me:
Remember the reindeer that had your magic key stuck on its antler? Well, we chased that reindeer for miles. Your magic key turned him into a flying reindeer! The poor beast was terrified. It had probably never been a flying reindeer before.
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Wild reindeer are not like my magic reindeer. But that doesn’t mean they can’t run fast! Scunner my Grumpy elf is still trying to get my magic key. He emailed me again today.
We have just been in Finland and GOOD NEWS! We found your key.
The bad news is we lost it again.
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Scunner the Grumpy Elf has been trying to find my magic key. He looked for it in Scotland. Then he looked for it in London. He sent me another email today:
We arrived at Paris at 3 a.m. Even though it was so late we still had to be careful. It’s an awfy busy city and very well lit. We flew across the city and arrived at the Eiffel Tower. As we flew around it Glaikit shouted out.
“Jings, I see it Scunner. I see it right there.”
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