Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
December 6th, 2010 at 4:36 am
Hahahah! That was really funny I can’t chose but if I had to.. it would be the reindeer!
December 6th, 2010 at 4:50 am
both were the funnyist.
December 6th, 2010 at 6:11 am
those are good jokes
December 6th, 2010 at 7:09 am
What will they think of next.
December 6th, 2010 at 7:46 am
I think that the reindeer won that contest, hooves down!
December 6th, 2010 at 8:06 am
reindeer
December 6th, 2010 at 8:09 am
I LOVE THE JOKES
December 6th, 2010 at 8:25 am
I think the elf’s came up with some good ones but the reindeer easily won!
December 6th, 2010 at 8:44 am
i think the reindeers won it keep on rocking
December 6th, 2010 at 8:57 am
I loved the Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes!!!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 10:32 am
MERRY CHRISTMAS
December 6th, 2010 at 11:13 am
please come Santa
I hope you come
remeber my gifts
have a good day Santa
December 6th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Ha ha all of these jokes were cool but i think the elves were funniest
December 6th, 2010 at 11:56 am
Only 19 more days YAY!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
they are funny
December 6th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
I agree with Maximus. Hahahaha hahahahah!
December 6th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Those jokes are brilliant
December 6th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Hands down the reindeer won… HILARIOUS.
December 6th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
yes, they were funny.
December 6th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
i like santa he is the best because he gives us presents we want and love
December 6th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I think the reindeer won!
later
December 6th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I loved the silly jokes that the elves and the reindeer made. But my favourite ones were the reindeer’s
December 6th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
i thinck that they both are brilliant jokes
December 6th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
randeer are funny Tamia
December 6th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
They both were really funny but i had one favorite… The Reindeers but the elves were good too.
December 6th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I really enjoyed those knock knock jokes I was laughing my head off.
December 6th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I think the elves were funnier than the reinder
December 6th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
i love u santa claus!!! it’s so hard going to sleep on christmas eve knowing that ur leaving gifts for that very night and i get to see them the very next morning!!! i know how much trouble u and ur elves go through making the toys and making sure that they get to the right kid and every year, too!!! i just wanted to say thank for all u do for us.
December 6th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
i do not get it.
December 6th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
i like them all!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
LOL! BFF! Those are the best jokes I’ve heard today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!i loved it!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
i really love jokes, but my fav. are the one’s i make!
! can’t wait 2 c u again! merry christmas! and a happy new year! love you for ever! 
!
December 6th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I think it was the reindeer that were funny
December 6th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
i think the reendeer wear funny because i read the jokes!!!!!!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Ok, those jokes had to be the funniest but if I had to choose who was the funniest, I would choose the reindeer.
December 6th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
What did the one riendeer say to the other on Christmas Eve?
Time to fly!!!!!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
the reindeer seem most funny cause you know reindeer and elfs to cause that was a big thing i could tell you really have to sing
December 6th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
those were quite good jokes im sure mrs clause and holly the christmas fairy were both dying with laughter.
is that why she hasnt been yet? because the elves and reindeer have given her a tummy ache?
i think they were as bad as each other maybe next year the elves and fairies should have a singing competition to see who can sing in the silliest voice.
what do you think santa?
from stacy
December 6th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
2 reindeer
1 elves
December 6th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
you are great santa I LOVE YOU!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
love
December 6th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
those jokes sure where funny
December 6th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
i think the raindeers
December 6th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
I love your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis santa!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have movies about rodulf!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish that chrismis will come soon!!!! well I love your site!!!!!!! good luck!!!!!!!! love amber
December 6th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
That was some pretty funny stuff Santa, I emailed you and you gave a great reply. Thanks for making this website.
December 6th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
i thought that the elfs and the reindeer were both really funny. me and my little brother andrew read them and we laughed are guts out because they were so funny!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
The jokes are funny!!
December 6th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I think the reindeer won.Sorry elves!Just a plain guess.
December 6th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I thought this was funny(: and im 14(: haha yes he is real!!!! lolx
December 6th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I think you both did good! I was busy laughing my head off!
December 6th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
knock,knock.
whos there?
Santa
Santa who
If you dont know santa your going to get coal this year!
December 6th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I liked the one about getting coal in your stocking(the first one!) !!!!!1
December 6th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
hi sant i have a kock\kock joke
December 6th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Knock,Knock who,s theair Elf Elf Who its Elf on the shelf thats who.
December 6th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
i really think those where funny so did my brother and my sister!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
i thought the reindeer were funny
December 6th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
the elfs they are so funny i bet you were cracking up laghing were you leave me a messige
December 6th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
knock knock hoos there elf elf hoo elf on your nose
December 6th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
That was really funny.But it took me awile to figure it out thank you Santa Claus your the best
Love, Teyah Grace Warf
December 6th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
I`ll Say Both because I don`t want to hurt anyones feelings.
December 6th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
I think the elves make the funniest jokes.
December 6th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
The reindeer were great and hilarious especially their last joke. It made me laugh for quite a while!
December 6th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
so the snail says to the rabbit why do u moveso low
December 6th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Wow! Those are really funny jokes guys! Keep it up!
December 6th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
how old are you
December 6th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
I think the elves
December 6th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
the elves were good but the reindeer is better
December 6th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
It made me laugh so hard my head exploded.And It was very funny jokes thank you for telling me that
December 6th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
we liked the reindeer jokes best they were very funny<3kenzie and kenna
December 6th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
how much elvs do you have?
December 6th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
I LOVE your jokes. i love you so much. i wish i live with you
December 6th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Reindeers are much funnier than elves. No offence elves; P.S Reindeers are faster, too.
December 6th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I think they were both really funny Santa!I finally got to see it Santa thank you for telling me!
December 6th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
LOL i thnk the reindeer were the funniest btw we put up a christmas tree w/ lights and we put up stockings
December 6th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
hhihihhih
December 6th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
i want your phone number so i can call u to talk to u about stuff that i’ve been doing
December 7th, 2010 at 1:11 am
merry christmas and have a happy new year everyone!!!!!!!
December 7th, 2010 at 1:31 am
i think that the elves were a bit more sillier than the raindeer.
December 7th, 2010 at 1:56 am
i like the reiondeers more!
December 7th, 2010 at 1:58 am
those jokes were not even funny i thouhgt they were stupid lol
December 7th, 2010 at 4:54 am
these are dead funny
December 7th, 2010 at 8:18 am
ho ho ho they are raly good jokes
December 7th, 2010 at 10:31 am
LOL I Love These Jokes Santa xxxxx
December 7th, 2010 at 11:11 am
??? funny but…. well there ok !!
:O :S 
December 7th, 2010 at 11:27 am
i love this website xxxx
December 7th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
knock knock who’s there ho ho who ho ho ho santa’s coming for you too!
December 7th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
i think the reindeer b-cause they kept comin back
December 7th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
i really wish i could come up and visit you
December 7th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
ALL THE JOKES ARE FUNNY BY THE WAY MY BESSIES HAVE HERD THE JOKES
December 7th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Those were funny jokes santa:)
December 7th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Santa
Santa who
Santa’s coming to watch you
December 7th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
that was so funny you are the best of them all ilove u with all my heart
December 7th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
raindeer
December 7th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
THATS SO FUNNY SANTA
December 7th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I think the last one was funny
December 7th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
LOL I love both of the jokes
December 7th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
those are some funny jokes.i almost fell out my chair
December 7th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
HAHA VERY FUNNY CAN’T WAIT TO HERE MORE!!
December 7th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
HELLO THERE! I’M AWSOME!
December 7th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
HI
December 7th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY …
December 7th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
THE JOKES R FUNNY
December 7th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
I’M LAGHING ON THE INSIDE
December 7th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
SMILE :*
December 7th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
football who Footballs On The Dance FloR Wa A Way
December 7th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
i think that they are really cool and very entertaining and i love you and merry christmas santa claus
December 7th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
dear santa they are super funny I like them a lot
December 7th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
all of them
December 7th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
FUNNY!!!!!
December 7th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
dear santa all i want for christmas his to give leukemia kids gifts because i know they might die before christmas and that is sad and to give them a bunch of new toys and give shelter kids and there parent toys also they need it more then us wealthy kids butt you know some kids are bad if they have cancer and bad you should give them a doll or cloths
December 7th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
y cnt leukemia kids have nothing and we do butt the joke are kinda funny
December 7th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
The reindeer were the funniest
December 8th, 2010 at 10:29 am
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO THERE
POLER BEAR
POLER WHO
POLER GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:)
December 8th, 2010 at 11:00 am
special for all of elfssssssssss
Knock knock
whos there
me
me who
you dont know who u are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 8th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
The reindeer jokes were the funniest. Merry Christmas Santa!
December 8th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
knock knock, whose there, rain,rain who,raindeer
December 8th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
hi santa i love you so much thanks for the reacies peanut butter cup last year in my stocking
December 8th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I THINK THEY ARE ALL SUPPER DUPPER FUNNY
December 8th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
i liked the all of them
December 8th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
those were really funny:)
December 8th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
thse jokes were very funny ilove reindeer and elfs
December 8th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
your jokes are really funny have a great chrismas
December 9th, 2010 at 3:05 am
I think all the jokes were really good but I would have to say that the raindeer won. Who did you pick Santa?
December 9th, 2010 at 5:48 am
rudolf
December 9th, 2010 at 5:50 am
Those jokes made me burst out laughing in my head! I couldn’t laugh out loud because it would wake my Mom up.
December 9th, 2010 at 9:02 am
i think the elves made the funniest jokes of all the reindeer where good but the elves where better srry reindeer need to study on them jokes ok
p.s get them reindeer a joke book for christmas hahaha
December 9th, 2010 at 10:05 am
knock knock
who there
me
me who
me jelly santa is not on his tower go look for hom
December 9th, 2010 at 10:09 am
elf and riender tell me jokes
December 9th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
i think the reindeer jokes were the funniest
December 9th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
those jokes are very funny tell the elfs hat?
December 10th, 2010 at 6:36 am
those were funny jokes i have to vote for elves and reinndeer I crack up.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:00 am
I think the elves did a muchhhhhhhhhhh better job.
December 10th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Iloved the reindeer jokes thy made me fall off my chair!
December 10th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE?LOL:}
December 10th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Santa pleas do me a favore give my family and me a big house and a puppy and a phone to every one
December 10th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
I Think Reiderrs sorry eives
December 10th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I think the one about the needle is the funniest.
December 10th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
are you going to 711 at washington ave in nj because my principal say you are and i want to see you and rudoph
December 10th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
knock knock.who there cold.cold who. cold in the north pole.hahaha!
December 10th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I love santa
December 10th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
i think both made good jokes
December 10th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
hi
December 10th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
you are the best
December 10th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
knock knock
who,s there
bo
bo who
well you don,t have to cry about it
December 10th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
sooooooooo funy
December 10th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
soooo funny
December 10th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Hi santa!
You just sebnt me a letter back online a few minutes ago. Well, you are one of my greatest heros. I can’t wqait for you to come. I wish I could get you something. Talk back soon.
Beleiving you always,
Jennifer
December 10th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Did you get my message? I hope you did. This is what it said:
You are one of my greatest hores. I Can’t wait till X~mas. Get mommy and tony gifts, too.
Beleiving you always,
Jennifer
December 10th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
I have got a joke for here it is
What do you do if the lady in the post office wants to fight?
Letter Box
Hope you like that one Santa!!!!!!
December 11th, 2010 at 6:14 am
Ilove you Santa.I would like this the best for Christmas is a real bunny.
December 11th, 2010 at 6:17 am
I love your knock knock jokes. They are so funny. Thanks for the fun!
December 11th, 2010 at 7:11 am
i think the elfs won
December 11th, 2010 at 7:41 am
HAHAHAHA!!!! they are SO FUNNY!!! I’ve got one too!
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!!!
December 11th, 2010 at 8:02 am
i think the coal one is cool
December 11th, 2010 at 8:04 am
trhe coal 1
December 11th, 2010 at 10:34 am
me and my mum thought it was funny there are alot of good one’s my favourite one was about the needle love mollai
December 11th, 2010 at 10:39 am
they are so funny
December 11th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Dear Santa,
i would like a superdry and some high tops please if thats ok and i would just like to thank you very much for all the presents that you have gave me over the years
thanks very much love toni
p.s i will leave you some milk and cookies on the table
December 11th, 2010 at 11:29 am
Dear santa
i am 2 years old and i just want to say thank you for all the presents you have got for me since the day i was born thank you very much
and i also want to say merry christmas and a happy new year to every one and i hope they have a nice christmas and get what they wished for
December 11th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
they both did a great job but the funest was the raindeer but the elvs good job!
December 11th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
they were so funny i neerly wet my pants.please reply santa from paul
December 11th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
The Reindeer and Elves are so funny! Tell them HI!
December 11th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
it is knock knock hows there needle needle how
December 11th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
dear santa i like knock knock hows there needle needle how needle litte remider to gift me a coal? Ivana go see santa
December 11th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
KNOCK
KNOCK
WOWS THERE
SANTA
SANTA WHO
SANTA CLAUS.
December 11th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
why does ropdolph nedd an ambrala
becase he’Areindeer get it raindeer
December 11th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Hi Santa Claus this is a knock knock joke i made up
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Christmas
Christmas Who?
Christmas is a spirit with joy and fun like elves
its not that funny but it’s sure happy
December 11th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Yea me too i will leave you some yummy cookies for you on the table Merry Christmas Love Hannah! <3
<3 
December 11th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
I think the Elves won beacause the coal one was very very FUNNY.
December 12th, 2010 at 2:46 am
iv got a joke
knok knok
who´s there?
Santa Open
Santa Open? i´d better wait until you claus
December 12th, 2010 at 2:51 am
December 12th, 2010 at 4:56 am
i think elves are the funniest
December 12th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
hi i think none of them ar funny
December 12th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
the elfs are very funny
December 12th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
i think the elfs are funnyer.:)
knock knock
whos there
elf
elf who
elf ya gona take me to see Santa
December 12th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I think that the Reindeer came up with the most funniest jokes
even though the elves thought of jokes quicker then the Reindeer they still had the best well done elves and reindeers.
December 12th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
loved your silly knock knock jokes Santa and Elves
December 12th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
i loved all the jokes but i have to say the last was the best
December 12th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
your jokes are funny.
December 13th, 2010 at 4:21 am
they are rely cool
December 13th, 2010 at 4:38 am
hello elves how are you doing
December 13th, 2010 at 6:13 am
they were wonderful I think for christmas you should give them a joke book .they where both good but I have to say good teamwork ,but over all the elves won.
December 13th, 2010 at 6:35 am
My sister and I LOVED the jokes. Your elfs and raindeer are SOOOOO FUNNY.
December 13th, 2010 at 6:42 am
The raindeer were the funniest of all.The raindeer are tight.
December 13th, 2010 at 6:50 am
COOL JOKES SANTA ELVES
December 13th, 2010 at 10:05 am
I said these to my mother and sister and I was almost in tears laughing so hard! THAT WAS GREAT JOKING AROUND!!!
December 13th, 2010 at 11:03 am
the elves
December 13th, 2010 at 11:12 am
MERRY CHRISTMAS
December 13th, 2010 at 11:25 am
SANTA’s elves Thrashed the Reindeers badly with their Jokes.
December 13th, 2010 at 11:48 am
I think the funniest joke was Santa’s
I love you…
December 13th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
the elves!!! but i like the raindeers too
December 13th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
I think the reindeer won that they were very professinal
December 13th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanna
Wanna who?
Wanna go see Santa already??
December 13th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
knock knock who’s there? i wanna go i wanna go who? i wanna go see santa!
December 13th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
some were funny but how bout this
what did the dead man write to his other dead friend?
Merry -X- Mas
December 13th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
oh oh thier are funny
December 13th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
i think that the raindeers were funnier by a little tiny bit but truly they were both hilarious
December 13th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
i dont know who too pick so i pick both the raindeer were funny but the elfs were funny to so i say both so they dont get up set a little
December 13th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I like the first one
December 13th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Santa i have one may i wright it on here its a good one
December 13th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
that funny ha ha ha can you tell me your phone number plezzzzz santa i whont tell any ome plezz inseat my dad mom stacy my sister and my holr family plezzzzz
December 13th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
all of you are sooooo funny I cryed tears of funnynest
December 13th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Your knock knock jokes are really funny!!
December 14th, 2010 at 4:37 am
Your jokes are really funny I was crackin up
December 14th, 2010 at 4:58 am
whats rudolfs favoirite day of the year
red nose day
December 14th, 2010 at 5:47 am
lol Do you think the elves can get Christmas letters? I bet they would be overjoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 14th, 2010 at 9:10 am
nock nock who is their rudolph rudolph who rudeolph
December 14th, 2010 at 9:12 am
I AM STILL LAUGHING NOW!! Knock knock.
whos there?
santa.
santa who?
santas giving a little woo its christmas!lets do it too!!!
December 14th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
raindeer of course GO RAINDEER don’t you agree?????
December 14th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
i think the reindeer are funnier
December 14th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
i liked rudolphs knock knock jokes the best
December 14th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
knock knock
December 14th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I have a joke. What did she say when she was cold? Merry Brrstmas!And Iliked all of them it made me laugh so hard
milk came out of my nose!!Bye!Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
December 15th, 2010 at 6:24 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Mary
Mary Who
Mary Christmas
Hope everyone reading this has a phonomanol Christmas and New Years!☺
December 15th, 2010 at 8:38 am
umm santa i want a bum 4 christmas
December 15th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Dear Santa I think that the raindeer made the funnieset jokes when I first heard them I was craking up laughing.
December 15th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
reindeer are funnier
December 16th, 2010 at 8:47 am
was up
December 16th, 2010 at 9:43 am
That was a funny contest! I liked them both, but unfortunately I have to choose one and I think the reindeer has some funniest jokes in his head. PS: Santa! I’m in your new Christmas Blog and I will promise to email you back on Christmas Eve.
December 16th, 2010 at 10:20 am
i did not get them
December 16th, 2010 at 10:21 am
i did not get them a tall
December 16th, 2010 at 10:23 am
i have got a joke for you santa knock who there mary,mary who mery christmas
December 16th, 2010 at 10:27 am
ilovted the jokes
December 16th, 2010 at 11:04 am
elves
December 16th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I tink the both are so funny hehe.Love you santa Clause
December 16th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
hello Santa I hope the elves and mrs claus say lots and lots of silly jokes.
December 16th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
hello santa I think they were both good I laughed a little bit.
December 16th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
I think these are very funny…. especially how most of the helpers and stuff did about the same thing…. but its ok♥ here at the morth pole were all unique right?
December 16th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Knock knock
who’s there?
cookies
cokkies who?
cookies are the best for santas jolly belly♥
merry christas everyone!
December 16th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
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December 16th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
We think the riendeer were the funniest the “GIFT” joke was really hilarious!!! HAHA
December 17th, 2010 at 8:40 am
I think the raindeers did.
December 17th, 2010 at 11:17 am
I loved them, i have one mysrlf
who says oh oh oh?SANTA WALKING BACKWARDS
December 17th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Hope i get prezies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 17th, 2010 at 11:55 am
i have to say the reindeers are more funny and lets hope the elf with mrs.clause don’t try to fall out again.
December 17th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
reindeer
December 17th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
knock knock
who’s there
vest
vest who
vest you doing rudolf.
December 17th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
I liked the jokes.
December 17th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I think the reindeer were hilarious and so were the elves.
Hilarious.
Astounding.
December 17th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I think the s jokes are sillier than anything in the entire world. They were awesome.So tell them I think there jokes were awesome. And tell the elves I liked there jokes too.
Bye for now
December 18th, 2010 at 8:42 am
the reindeer was the funniest the could had it but the reindeer where funny then the elfs what! i’ve ot a joke just listen knock knock whos there water water who do you have water i’m dieing over here
December 18th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I think the reindeer were funnier than the elves. the reindeer added pazzaz to their jokes. the elves were funny too just not as funny as the reindeer!!!
knock knock
who’s there?
miss
miss who?
aren’t you miss letoe
December 18th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I have a few jokes you can use
Why was the snowman angry? He had the cold shoulder.
Why did frosty put on snow boots? He got cold feet.
Who is the King Elf of Rock and Roll? Elfis Presley!
December 18th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
i loved them all
December 18th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Knock knock how’s there Santa santa comon her and do some bugg
December 18th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
i liked the jokes i told my mom and dad and they cracked up thank you very much
jacqueline and fransisco
December 19th, 2010 at 1:01 am
ha ha ha the joke were herlerius tell the elvs and the raindeers i love there joke the best christmas joke iv ever hurde lots of hugs love reece arnold coventry united kingdom west midlands
December 19th, 2010 at 5:06 am
hi santa i love talking to you and i would love to have an i pod touch please please please and see my freind gemma is she on the nice list or the naughty
December 19th, 2010 at 10:50 am
I LOVE YOU SANTA FROM CHEYANN
December 19th, 2010 at 10:59 am
BBVBBB B BVGBGB GV VBVV V V V VV
December 19th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
they were both funny!!
December 19th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
i nearly wet myself i love u
December 19th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
hey want to hear a joke knock knock who’s there
iwanna
iwanna who?
iwanna go see santa now please!!!!
December 19th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
i like the jokes
December 19th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
here’s another knock knock joke for you all:
Knock knock
who’s there?
Who?
who who?
Not who who — HO HO! Ho Ho Ho it’s time for You Who to get ready for You-Know-Who! Be sure to leave him some goodies!
December 20th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Here is a joke
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva present for yo
December 20th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I think that contest was very cute and so funny I think they should do it again and again and again non-stop with even sllier jokes
December 20th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
i love the jokes
December 20th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
HEY SANTA I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU,WHY DID THE FOOTBALL PLAYER GO TO THE BANK? TO GET HIS QUARTER BACK! (:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
December 21st, 2010 at 10:20 am
I LOVED the jokes (smile)
December 21st, 2010 at 6:25 pm
i love the jokes they are very funny.now i got a joke for you.why didn’t the skeleton cross the road. because he didn’t have the right gut’s.
December 21st, 2010 at 9:16 pm
I have a joke too.
Knock
Knock
Who’s there
Owls
Owls who
That’s Right Owls Hoo
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:22 pm
i thinkk they were all funny. the elfs and raindeirs were both silly.
sincerley
isabel
December 22nd, 2010 at 5:23 pm
SORRY IM 10
December 22nd, 2010 at 5:54 pm
what did one snow man say to the other snow man?
Do you smell carrot!
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:36 am
i think the reindeer are sooooo funny and adorible i LOVE reindeer
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:37 am
whats invisable and smells like carrots the answer is bunny farts
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:54 am
I think reindeers make the silliest joke. I like the Water you waiting for one. I was laughing my head off!
December 23rd, 2010 at 11:40 am
knock knock
xxxx
who is there
aunt
aunt who??
aunt
i know that aunt who??
aunt
AUNT WHO?!
aunt u glad my auntie has left lol
December 23rd, 2010 at 11:54 am
reindeers
December 23rd, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Ivana go see Santa so gift me coal already!
December 23rd, 2010 at 3:35 pm
i liked the elves joke/the coal one
December 23rd, 2010 at 4:04 pm
here is a joke;
knock-knock
whos there?
olive.
olive who?
Why did ‘olive’ the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph?!
I just LOLed!!!!! Merry X-mas!
December 23rd, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Dear Elves and Reindeer,
You are all SO funny!!
I bet you all are very satisfied with your jokes because I am! I don’t have one though. Merry Christmas!!
December 24th, 2010 at 2:35 am
dear sant,merry christmas santa.i don’t have a chimney so do you mind coming in by the window.
December 24th, 2010 at 8:45 am
I think the elfs and the reindeer were funny!Ha ha ha ha!
December 24th, 2010 at 10:27 am
i think the reindeer made up the best jokes
December 24th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
i have a joke what did the cat say to the cristmas milk? marry milk-mas!!!!!! ha ha ha
December 24th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
I LOVE IT!
December 26th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
knock knock
how is there
banana
banana who
banana who want to play with you <3
December 29th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
i like all of them
December 30th, 2010 at 6:19 am
thank you for my presents hope you liked you treats and the carrotsfrom stacie and family
January 3rd, 2011 at 11:31 am
hi your cool santa hi hi hi bye
January 4th, 2011 at 3:10 am
knock knock who’s bear log log who boo
January 6th, 2011 at 10:52 am
will you know me in 1 year yes 2 yes 3 yes 4 yes 5 yes knock knok who ther i thot you know me
January 8th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Hi Santa sorry to bother you but can you you see if an elf would like to stay with me. I’d be most honored to take care of him or her. (Elf magic elf)
January 14th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
thank you for the pressents last year
January 14th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
i am going to be good all year for you because we will wake up on christmas morning pressent here is a joke what do you call a dog siting beside a fire a hot dog
January 14th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Hi Santa. Knock,knock. Who’s there? Christman tree. Christmas tree who? Christmas don’t cry!
From Liam, age 6
January 15th, 2011 at 12:32 pm
knock knok
whos there
santa santa who santa claus
January 21st, 2011 at 10:26 am
i think that the reindeer were loads better than the elves but i am very sorry to the elves they did do a great job but i thought that the reindeers were loads better
Congratulations reindeer
From
Sophie
January 22nd, 2011 at 9:29 am
i love you.what kind of cookies do you like?
January 24th, 2011 at 9:26 am
have a nice christmas
February 4th, 2011 at 10:02 am
heya! its me! id love to try this blog and its super cool! ive got a joke:which
bird can write? a pen – guin! hope you like it!
February 22nd, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Noke noke hows their bo bo how dpwnt cry its gust a joke
February 25th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
You rock love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 2nd, 2011 at 5:26 pm
santa for next chrismas can you prety please give me a dsi game called mario hoops 3 on 3
March 4th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
that is sooooooooooo cool
March 13th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO.
April 15th, 2011 at 2:35 am
hi
hope rudof isnt playing with the dsixl
again
April 21st, 2011 at 3:21 pm
they are great jokes very funny ha ha ha
April 21st, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Hey Santa!!! nice to see you agan i was just gonna tell you three or or ten nock nock jocks!!! nock nock whos there? Santa Santa who??? santa paws you “r silly didn ,t you know i was gonna say santa paws??? nock nock whos there? elf elf who??? its elf step on day dont you get it we step on elfs!!!nock nock whos there? raindeer raindeer who??? i am flying like a raindeer!!!
April 23rd, 2011 at 11:04 am
hiya
its nice to meet u
May 11th, 2011 at 1:05 am
hi santa
May 15th, 2011 at 9:43 am
all those jokes remind me of my granda, he has rubbid jokes too!!!!!!!
June 5th, 2011 at 10:19 am
like the jokes santa
June 11th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
I don’t know i can’t choose who. i choose reindeer.i got a joke “What did the tomato say to the ketchup bottle? you go on ahead i’ll ketchup.Get it?
June 11th, 2011 at 9:45 pm
knock,
who;s there?
cookies
cookies who
cookies are my faviote
June 16th, 2011 at 12:14 am
Dear
Santa
I have been a good girl
July 1st, 2011 at 2:12 pm
you guys are both pretty funny
July 8th, 2011 at 12:23 pm
KNOCK
KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
FATHER
FATHER WHO
FATHER CHRISTMAS THE BEST OF 2
July 18th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
that was so hillairias! lol omg!
July 22nd, 2011 at 8:17 am
I liked the Reindeers’ jokes the best!!!! They were funny.
August 8th, 2011 at 6:30 am
hi i cant wait untill christmas!And santa dont worr’y if you cant get me what i would like!
August 8th, 2011 at 6:33 am
what do you get when you come across a elephant’s trunk and some swimming fish
i don’t know?
swimming trunks!
hahaha!
August 19th, 2011 at 7:58 am
hi santa when its christmas what do u give the bad boys and girls
August 28th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
your so fat
September 8th, 2011 at 10:16 am
i love your jocs
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 am
ha,ha the jokes were funny i dont know what to say!!!
September 28th, 2011 at 2:01 am
hi Santa! here is a joke for everyone in the Northpole:
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
MY PANTHA
MY PANTHA WHO?
MY PANTHA FALLING DOWN! HAHAHA! SEE YA!PLUS MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND TAKE CARE SANTA AND TAKE CARE FOR EVERY ONE ELS IN THE NORTHPOLE! BYE XOXOXOXOXO
October 9th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
I THINK REINDEER
October 12th, 2011 at 11:26 am
There i thought they were stupit so try and think of better ones. Just to let you know i’m talking to myself now
October 15th, 2011 at 9:18 am
i loved those jokes they where so funny
October 19th, 2011 at 12:41 am
knock knock
whos there
rudloph
rudolph who
rudoluph the raindeer!!
October 19th, 2011 at 12:42 am
i love u
October 20th, 2011 at 1:20 am
Close chirstmas ready sleagh on our way
October 20th, 2011 at 10:02 am
Dear,Santa
I can’t wait untill chistmas can you even wait!Tell the raindeer I siad hi!!!
October 21st, 2011 at 7:53 pm
funny elves you make the funnyst jokes
October 22nd, 2011 at 2:25 pm
knock knock whos there raindeer raindeer who raindeer who jumped on th people who came
October 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 am
I love santa presents so you should be gratful like me ive wrote letters and of course now ive looked and your best ever blog see you soon
October 23rd, 2011 at 10:04 am
Your cool santa I love you to bits like mmm see you soon are you gonna fly over my chimney?
October 25th, 2011 at 12:18 pm
The elves are the daftest by miles
xxx
October 30th, 2011 at 9:31 am
the joke i like most is Melanie it’s so cool . and any way elves give me my labtop first!!!! Bye,Bye Hi,Hi,Hi,Hi
November 6th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
These jokes are creative jokes an they are nice to tell on christmas!!!!
November 6th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
well for one that was weird but i liked all of the jokes instead of one
November 7th, 2011 at 9:50 am
hi santa im from ireland. me and my sister are sooo lucking forward to christmas. all i want to say is thank
you so much for evrything last year.
i loved all the presents you brought me. ps;i think rudalf had the best jokes
have a good christmas
byyy
November 10th, 2011 at 4:09 am
i think the its a tie thay are all funny and silly
November 12th, 2011 at 9:20 am
knock knock,
who’s there,
mince pie,
mince pie, who
ohhhhh I am ever so sorry santa has already eaten it!
November 13th, 2011 at 6:24 am
I think both are!:)
November 13th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
they are halareast but i got to say the elfs where the best sorry i do not whant to hert the raindeers feelings i am so so sorry
November 13th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
i thought those were soooiooooooooooooooooo funny
knock knock
whos there?
marry
marry who?
marry christmas
November 18th, 2011 at 6:42 pm
tie.
November 27th, 2011 at 9:39 am
knock knock
whos there?
gifts
gifts who
gifts me cookie
November 27th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
knock knock whos there cookie cookie who cookie attack a elf tree
November 28th, 2011 at 2:55 pm
nice jokes
November 30th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
hi santa I am lani [Delaney] I love rudloph oh and thankyou! thankyou! for the laptop you rock
December 3rd, 2011 at 4:43 pm
they were good but thet didn’t make me laugh sorry
December 4th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
knock knock
who’s there?
snow
snow who?
snow that gingerbread shop down the road?
December 4th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
I like you santa
December 5th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
i love your knoe knoe joke.
December 5th, 2011 at 3:10 pm
i like your knok knok joke
December 6th, 2011 at 7:32 am
Thanks for last night
December 10th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Dear.santa i love your knock knock joks
and i want for christmas is a real laptop
and if you dont have none thats ok because my mom will get me one and i want if a laptop i a teachers desk.
December 10th, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Dear.Santa i love your knock knock joks
and i want for christmas is a real laptop
and if you dont have a laptop thats ok because my mom will get me a laptop if you dont have a laptop i want for christmas is a teachers desk if you dont have that i dont now want i want for christmas p.s.I Love You very much love Jasmine and charlie wants for christmas is a big bone!!!
charlie loves you to i will have some soft batch choclate chip cooks and egg nog laying on the table1!!!
December 11th, 2011 at 8:19 am
I think reindeer make the funniest jokes….but they should be more original and not use jokes from the elves to start there own.
LoVE U SANTA!!!!!! MeRrY ChRiStMaS
December 11th, 2011 at 8:21 am
Dear Santa, i know u told me to surprise you on what cookie flavor you want….but is choclate chip okay….my dad and i are spending christmas together instead of me and my mom and my dad doesm’t really know any other recipes…..so is chocolate chip okay?????
December 24th, 2011 at 9:50 pm
hi santa culss have i been good or naughty my is angel and i have 2 sister there names are allison, tiffany and i got one borther name josh,well all i want for christmas is some things not all lot of thing becauses jueses should have more then us. merry christmas santa cluss.