Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
I like you santa
December 4th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
knock knock
who’s there?
snow
snow who?
snow that gingerbread shop down the road?
December 3rd, 2011 at 4:43 pm
they were good but thet didn’t make me laugh sorry
November 30th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
hi santa I am lani [Delaney] I love rudloph oh and thankyou! thankyou! for the laptop you rock
November 28th, 2011 at 2:55 pm
nice jokes
November 27th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
knock knock whos there cookie cookie who cookie attack a elf tree
November 27th, 2011 at 9:39 am
knock knock
whos there?
gifts
gifts who
gifts me cookie
November 18th, 2011 at 6:42 pm
tie.
November 13th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
i thought those were soooiooooooooooooooooo funny
knock knock
whos there?
marry
marry who?
marry christmas
November 13th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
they are halareast but i got to say the elfs where the best sorry i do not whant to hert the raindeers feelings i am so so sorry