Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
November 13th, 2011 at 6:24 am
I think both are!:)
November 12th, 2011 at 9:20 am
knock knock,
who’s there,
mince pie,
mince pie, who
ohhhhh I am ever so sorry santa has already eaten it!
November 10th, 2011 at 4:09 am
i think the its a tie thay are all funny and silly
November 7th, 2011 at 9:50 am
hi santa im from ireland. me and my sister are sooo lucking forward to christmas. all i want to say is thank
you so much for evrything last year.
i loved all the presents you brought me. ps;i think rudalf had the best jokes
have a good christmas
byyy
November 6th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
well for one that was weird but i liked all of the jokes instead of one
November 6th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
These jokes are creative jokes an they are nice to tell on christmas!!!!
October 30th, 2011 at 9:31 am
the joke i like most is Melanie it’s so cool . and any way elves give me my labtop first!!!! Bye,Bye Hi,Hi,Hi,Hi
October 25th, 2011 at 12:18 pm
The elves are the daftest by miles
xxx
October 23rd, 2011 at 10:04 am
Your cool santa I love you to bits like mmm see you soon are you gonna fly over my chimney?
October 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 am
I love santa presents so you should be gratful like me ive wrote letters and of course now ive looked and your best ever blog see you soon