Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
October 22nd, 2011 at 2:25 pm
knock knock whos there raindeer raindeer who raindeer who jumped on th people who came
October 21st, 2011 at 7:53 pm
funny elves you make the funnyst jokes
October 20th, 2011 at 10:02 am
Dear,Santa
I can’t wait untill chistmas can you even wait!Tell the raindeer I siad hi!!!
October 20th, 2011 at 1:20 am
Close chirstmas ready sleagh on our way
October 19th, 2011 at 12:42 am
i love u
October 19th, 2011 at 12:41 am
knock knock
whos there
rudloph
rudolph who
rudoluph the raindeer!!
October 15th, 2011 at 9:18 am
i loved those jokes they where so funny
October 12th, 2011 at 11:26 am
There i thought they were stupit so try and think of better ones. Just to let you know i’m talking to myself now
October 9th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
I THINK REINDEER
September 28th, 2011 at 2:01 am
hi Santa! here is a joke for everyone in the Northpole:
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
MY PANTHA
MY PANTHA WHO?
MY PANTHA FALLING DOWN! HAHAHA! SEE YA!PLUS MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND TAKE CARE SANTA AND TAKE CARE FOR EVERY ONE ELS IN THE NORTHPOLE! BYE XOXOXOXOXO