Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 am
ha,ha the jokes were funny i dont know what to say!!!
September 8th, 2011 at 10:16 am
i love your jocs
August 28th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
your so fat
August 19th, 2011 at 7:58 am
hi santa when its christmas what do u give the bad boys and girls
August 8th, 2011 at 6:33 am
what do you get when you come across a elephant’s trunk and some swimming fish
i don’t know?
swimming trunks!
hahaha!
August 8th, 2011 at 6:30 am
hi i cant wait untill christmas!And santa dont worr’y if you cant get me what i would like!
July 22nd, 2011 at 8:17 am
I liked the Reindeers’ jokes the best!!!! They were funny.
July 18th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
that was so hillairias! lol omg!
July 8th, 2011 at 12:23 pm
KNOCK
KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
FATHER
FATHER WHO
FATHER CHRISTMAS THE BEST OF 2
July 1st, 2011 at 2:12 pm
you guys are both pretty funny