Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
March 13th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO.
March 4th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
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March 2nd, 2011 at 5:26 pm
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February 25th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
You rock love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2011 at 7:40 pm
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February 4th, 2011 at 10:02 am
heya! its me! id love to try this blog and its super cool! ive got a joke:which
bird can write? a pen – guin! hope you like it!
January 24th, 2011 at 9:26 am
have a nice christmas
January 22nd, 2011 at 9:29 am
i love you.what kind of cookies do you like?
January 21st, 2011 at 10:26 am
i think that the reindeer were loads better than the elves but i am very sorry to the elves they did do a great job but i thought that the reindeers were loads better
Congratulations reindeer
From
Sophie
January 15th, 2011 at 12:32 pm
knock knok
whos there
santa santa who santa claus