Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
January 14th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Hi Santa. Knock,knock. Who’s there? Christman tree. Christmas tree who? Christmas don’t cry!
From Liam, age 6
January 14th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
i am going to be good all year for you because we will wake up on christmas morning pressent here is a joke what do you call a dog siting beside a fire a hot dog
January 14th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
thank you for the pressents last year
January 8th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Hi Santa sorry to bother you but can you you see if an elf would like to stay with me. I’d be most honored to take care of him or her. (Elf magic elf)
January 6th, 2011 at 10:52 am
will you know me in 1 year yes 2 yes 3 yes 4 yes 5 yes knock knok who ther i thot you know me
January 4th, 2011 at 3:10 am
knock knock who’s bear log log who boo
January 3rd, 2011 at 11:31 am
hi your cool santa hi hi hi bye
December 30th, 2010 at 6:19 am
thank you for my presents hope you liked you treats and the carrotsfrom stacie and family
December 29th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
i like all of them
December 26th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
knock knock
how is there
banana
banana who
banana who want to play with you <3