Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
December 24th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
I LOVE IT!
December 24th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
i have a joke what did the cat say to the cristmas milk? marry milk-mas!!!!!! ha ha ha
December 24th, 2010 at 10:27 am
i think the reindeer made up the best jokes
December 24th, 2010 at 8:45 am
I think the elfs and the reindeer were funny!Ha ha ha ha!
December 24th, 2010 at 2:35 am
dear sant,merry christmas santa.i don’t have a chimney so do you mind coming in by the window.
December 23rd, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Dear Elves and Reindeer,
You are all SO funny!!
I bet you all are very satisfied with your jokes because I am! I don’t have one though. Merry Christmas!!
December 23rd, 2010 at 4:04 pm
here is a joke;
knock-knock
whos there?
olive.
olive who?
Why did ‘olive’ the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph?!
I just LOLed!!!!! Merry X-mas!
December 23rd, 2010 at 3:35 pm
i liked the elves joke/the coal one
December 23rd, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Ivana go see Santa so gift me coal already!
December 23rd, 2010 at 11:54 am
reindeers