Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
December 23rd, 2010 at 11:40 am
knock knock
xxxx
who is there
aunt
aunt who??
aunt
i know that aunt who??
aunt
AUNT WHO?!
aunt u glad my auntie has left lol
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:54 am
I think reindeers make the silliest joke. I like the Water you waiting for one. I was laughing my head off!
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:37 am
whats invisable and smells like carrots the answer is bunny farts
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:36 am
i think the reindeer are sooooo funny and adorible i LOVE reindeer
December 22nd, 2010 at 5:54 pm
what did one snow man say to the other snow man?
Do you smell carrot!
December 22nd, 2010 at 5:23 pm
SORRY IM 10
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:22 pm
i thinkk they were all funny. the elfs and raindeirs were both silly.
sincerley
isabel
December 21st, 2010 at 9:16 pm
I have a joke too.
Knock
Knock
Who’s there
Owls
Owls who
That’s Right Owls Hoo
December 21st, 2010 at 6:25 pm
i love the jokes they are very funny.now i got a joke for you.why didn’t the skeleton cross the road. because he didn’t have the right gut’s.
December 21st, 2010 at 10:20 am
I LOVED the jokes (smile)