Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!

Posted by Santa Claus - December 6th, 2010


Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer!  It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!

My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier.  So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!

Would you like to hear the ones they made up?

The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already.  I want to go see Santa!

But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!

But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for!  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet?  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said  :-) ) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal?  Ivana go see Santa!

That is when I made them stop their contest.  I had too.  I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Did you like their funny jokes?  You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes:  reindeer or elves.  Or, scroll down to see what others have written.

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358 Responses to “Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!”

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  1. 10
    Jade said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 8:57 am

    I loved the Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes!!!!!!

  2. 9
    morgan harris said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 8:44 am

    i think the reindeers won it keep on rocking

  3. 8
    Brendan said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 8:25 am

    I think the elf’s came up with some good ones but the reindeer easily won!

  4. 7
    faye said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 8:09 am

    I LOVE THE JOKES

  5. 6
    claudia said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 8:06 am

    reindeer

  6. 5
    Kirsty said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 7:46 am

    I think that the reindeer won that contest, hooves down!

  7. 4
    Laura said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 7:09 am

    What will they think of next.

  8. 3
    morgan said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 6:11 am

    those are good jokes

  9. 2
    sarah said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 4:50 am

    both were the funnyist.

  10. 1
    Maximus said to Santa Claus:
    December 6th, 2010 at 4:36 am

    Hahahah! That was really funny I can’t chose but if I had to.. it would be the reindeer!

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