Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!
Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer! It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!
My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier. So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!
Would you like to hear the ones they made up?
The elves started first:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!
But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said 
) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
That is when I made them stop their contest. I had too. I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Did you like their funny jokes? You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes: reindeer or elves. Or, scroll down to see what others have written.
December 24th, 2011 at 9:50 pm
hi santa culss have i been good or naughty my is angel and i have 2 sister there names are allison, tiffany and i got one borther name josh,well all i want for christmas is some things not all lot of thing becauses jueses should have more then us. merry christmas santa cluss.
December 11th, 2011 at 8:21 am
Dear Santa, i know u told me to surprise you on what cookie flavor you want….but is choclate chip okay….my dad and i are spending christmas together instead of me and my mom and my dad doesm’t really know any other recipes…..so is chocolate chip okay?????
December 11th, 2011 at 8:19 am
I think reindeer make the funniest jokes….but they should be more original and not use jokes from the elves to start there own.
LoVE U SANTA!!!!!! MeRrY ChRiStMaS
December 10th, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Dear.Santa i love your knock knock joks
and i want for christmas is a real laptop
and if you dont have a laptop thats ok because my mom will get me a laptop if you dont have a laptop i want for christmas is a teachers desk if you dont have that i dont now want i want for christmas p.s.I Love You very much love Jasmine and charlie wants for christmas is a big bone!!!
charlie loves you to i will have some soft batch choclate chip cooks and egg nog laying on the table1!!!
December 10th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Dear.santa i love your knock knock joks
and i want for christmas is a real laptop
and if you dont have none thats ok because my mom will get me one and i want if a laptop i a teachers desk.
December 6th, 2011 at 7:32 am
Thanks for last night
December 5th, 2011 at 3:10 pm
i like your knok knok joke
December 5th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
i love your knoe knoe joke.