Silly Christmas Elf Jokes
Did you know elves are silly? How silly are they? Well, they are sooo silly…
They love to sing and dance when they make toys. Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music. Ho! Ho! Ho!
They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too. I heard them telling these jokes this morning:
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Did you think those jokes were silly? If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes? Do you know any Christmas jokes? (You can leave a joke for me. Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)
P.P.S. Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!
December 17th, 2009 at 10:09 am
knock knock wous there tish tish wou bless you
December 17th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
knock knock,
who’s there
mikey
mikey who
mikey is stuck in the lock
December 17th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I told these jokes to my sister, now she is ready to explode!!!! (She hates “Knock Knock” jokes)!!!
December 17th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
santa this is my present today you are this is the best present.
December 17th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
im 8 and havelots of friends and play video games.
December 17th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Santa what did the boy do when he wanted to see time fly? He through a clock out the window!
December 17th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Santa. Thank you for every present i get each and every christmas. I’ll bet this is going to be the best one like it always is! Merry Christmas!
December 17th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
haha haha haha haha hha
December 17th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
they were funny and cool but weird
December 17th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
they were cheesy
December 17th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Silly comments are really silly……!
December 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
i don’t get it
December 18th, 2009 at 2:13 am
i told my cousin the exploaded she thought it was so funny
December 18th, 2009 at 3:19 am
santa,this elf is very silly
December 18th, 2009 at 4:50 am
ER very funny I guess!
December 18th, 2009 at 4:57 am
They were very funny []my friend is trying to make me laugh and is succseding. Okey now. she is just enoying seriosly.Now she has got the hicups and a cough but mostley the hicups
December 18th, 2009 at 8:01 am
i love the elf jokes thankyou to the people who put them on.
love from
Ellie
xxx
December 18th, 2009 at 8:06 am
knock knock, whose there? Christmas, Christmas who? Christmas Tree
December 18th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Santa say thank you to Snowflake the elf for sending me the letter.
Love Helia
December 18th, 2009 at 9:28 am
when i told my sisters them they started cracking up!! ha ha ha ha ha
December 18th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Knock Knock
Whos there
old lady
old lady who
I didn’t know you could yoldel so good
December 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
knock knock
whos there
get up
get up who?
time to get up its morning
December 18th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
My dad loves those jokes! They are silly and funny. What do you call a polar bear in a rainforest? Lost!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
santa come pick me up
December 18th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
knock knock whos there howerd howerd who howered i know
December 18th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
What do you get when you eat to many sweets at christmas?
*Tinsolitos*
December 18th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Don’t joke about elf’s. They maybe short but they have such a huge part and role in Christmas.
December 18th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Why did Santa cross the road? to get to the other roof
December 18th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Those are funny jokes.. how do the make them up??
December 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
you shod name your baby Megan!
December 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
What do you call an Astronaut when he is being weird?
Answer: An astro-nut
December 18th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
knock,knock who’s ther lettuce,lettuce who lettuce in its cold out side
December 19th, 2009 at 3:22 am
ha ha very funny !
December 19th, 2009 at 4:11 am
THEY WERE SO SILLY MILLY MY SISTER DIDHT GET IT
December 19th, 2009 at 5:00 am
the snow joke is the sillyest ho ho ho
December 19th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
BANANA
BANANA WHO
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
BANANA
BANANA WHO
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
BANANA
BANANA WHO
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
ORANGE
ORANGE WHO
ORANGE YOU GALD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN
December 19th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
knock knock whos there mississippi mississsippi who mississippi river
December 19th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
whats shoes with no laces.
awnser:vellcrow
December 19th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
What do you if you cross a snowman and a mean dog ?
Frost bite
December 20th, 2009 at 2:20 am
What do you call santa clapping? Santapplause
December 20th, 2009 at 6:07 am
Knock Knock
Who”s there
Santa
santa who
Santa with all kind of presents
December 20th, 2009 at 7:40 am
knock knock
whos there
santa
santa who
santa claus
December 20th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
What is a painting on a wall that tells a Christmas story?
a moral!!!!!!!!!!
December 21st, 2009 at 7:39 am
whar do the pireits go to eat
well aaarrrrbes
December 21st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
To Santa and every one else! Your jokes are very funny especially the knok knok ones.
Happy Christmas and a Happy New year!
Love Lauren xxx
December 21st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
knock knock who there money money who money is wealthy
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 am
Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
I got a joke…
knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
Awww dont cry.. :’[
Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!
Newayzzz merry crimbo 2 u all
Amy x
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 am
they are awesome
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
HIyaa santtaaa how r u ?
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:32 am
Knock knock
December 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 am
What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards!!
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
jokes for me
December 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
ha ha the eleves are SO funny!!:) Santa please writeback!
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Santa your Christmas jokes are so funny
I wish I can come up to theNorth Pole and visit you.
December 24th, 2009 at 8:35 am
why did the chiken cross the road? There was nothing better to do
December 31st, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Here is a really funny joke.
knock knock,
who’s there?
crybaby,
crybaby who?
don’t crybaby,mommy’s here.
January 1st, 2010 at 3:08 pm
jack plase is don’t sy back
January 2nd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
hehehe i love chrsitmas jokes, those elves made me laugh!
January 2nd, 2010 at 1:00 pm
santa, what did the snowman say to his son after the snowball fight?
i don’t snow!
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Knock,Knock
January 4th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
January 7th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)
January 12th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
knock knock whos there furry furry who furry up
January 17th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
knock,knock.
who’s there?
rudolph!
rudolph who?
rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it,you would say it even glows!
January 23rd, 2010 at 6:34 am
Dear Santa
I love…..
the elves
silly Jokes.
knock knock xxxxxxxxx
who’s there
snail
snail who
snail who
can’t see
love rhianna
January 31st, 2010 at 10:10 am
knock knock?
whos there?
me
me who?
you are looking at me
February 5th, 2010 at 7:57 am
why did the elf cross the road?
because he is an elf
February 12th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
that i rill coll that you can emale when you are flying
February 12th, 2010 at 8:32 pm
knock knock
whos there
justin
justin who
justin the carpark
February 15th, 2010 at 2:24 am
knock knock
who’s there
dockter
who
you just said it
February 15th, 2010 at 2:31 am
santer is the best
all in the house opening presents
nauty children do not get presents
tiny elfs
everyone is happy
running down stairs for presents
February 15th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.
February 16th, 2010 at 9:07 am
a man went to town on monday and he stayes in town for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it
his horses name was friday
(joke.)
February 18th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
REALLY FUNNY
February 19th, 2010 at 10:38 am
what happens when u cross an elephant
and a bird
a birdaphant
February 22nd, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Knock, Knock.
Who is it?
Elfy.
Elfy who?
Elfy wrap me in this Christmas Gift!
March 14th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
What did the elf say while sniffin’ the Christmas cake!!!huh huh???
Merry Sniffmas ha ha!!!!:P
March 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
Reindeer you better hurry up or we’ll be late. Ha! Ha! Ha!
P.S. wasn’t that funny?????????
April 3rd, 2010 at 8:49 am
you are funny elfs
April 4th, 2010 at 6:34 am
santa what a nice pearson you are i am trying to be my best tell the elves i said hi tell mrs clause i said hi to and have a nice easter
April 10th, 2010 at 8:27 am
knock knock
whos there
isam
isam who
there isam an at the door
April 10th, 2010 at 8:38 am
i kno theres like 252 days left til christmas but i just wanna wish every one a merry christmas. and by the way i love every ones jokes
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 am
Hi, Santa how are you?
I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!
Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 am
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Christmas
Christmas who?
Its christmas day
April 29th, 2010 at 4:31 am
why did the red rooster cross the road- because he whanted to go to red rooster.
April 29th, 2010 at 4:42 am
knock, knock.who’s there?.will. will who?will do you whant slushie on your head!
May 23rd, 2010 at 3:58 am
knock knock
who’s there
holly
holly who
holly up or else Santa is going to tie you down.
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOOOOO FUNNY
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!!HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY
May 24th, 2010 at 9:21 am
Knock,Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf’s a bit cold out here can you let me in.
May 31st, 2010 at 10:18 am
Santa Claus,Sorry
but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
Jenna anne Yarbrough
June 28th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
How do you pull a snakes leg
You can”t they do not haqve any
July 1st, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Nock nock
hows there?
snow man
snow man how
snow man is geting ready for the big day
July 4th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Hey Santa why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
He was afraid that he would get a hole in one get it hole in one HA HA HA HA
July 4th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
haha those are the funny chokes i ever heard i like those chokes!!!
July 5th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
knock knock whoes there santa santa who santa claus is here
July 12th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Knock Knock
who.s there
knock knock
who,s there
knock knock
who,s there
open the door and ill tell you
July 30th, 2010 at 7:35 am
I love jokes they are really funny
August 23rd, 2010 at 7:14 am
What do reindeers play when not busy?
They7 play a sleigh station.
August 26th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
where do snowmen put there money? in a snowbank
September 1st, 2010 at 2:15 am
knock knock
whos there
wee
wee who
dont cry its only a joke
September 22nd, 2010 at 12:12 pm
why did the elf cross the road?
to get to the slei befor santa to hide and come with him
September 25th, 2010 at 2:21 am
its very close to christmas now im very exited
September 25th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
DEAR SANTA CLAUSE MY NAME IS FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL PLEASE MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE
September 29th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
hi santa i wrote to you half an hour ago how are you feeling? can you pleaes give me a hint what i might get?
love Riley…..
September 30th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Hey there, I have a joke to tell you!
Knock knock.
October 3rd, 2010 at 10:54 am
knoke knoke
how is there
charlie
charlie how
charlie how is looking foured to chrismas
October 6th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
they are so silly those elves of yours
October 9th, 2010 at 3:29 am
why are pirates called pirates
because arrrrre
October 9th, 2010 at 11:19 am
knock knock whos there santa santa who i love you
October 10th, 2010 at 12:20 am
knock knock
who,s there
merry
merry who
merry Christmas
October 10th, 2010 at 11:43 am
The jokes are funny i think you shoul put more out.
October 13th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
DEAR SANTA CLAUS IAM 9 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE REINDEERS AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE YOUR FRIEND FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING
October 14th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
You do have pretty silly elves. Can you come to my house on October 16th,
October 16th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
i love ur blog so much
October 16th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
i love ur blog
October 18th, 2010 at 11:25 am
knok knok who there santa santa who santas on his way ho ho ho
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:24 pm
santa and everybody in the north pole knock knock whos there alejandra alejandra who alejandra ramirez get it because my first name is alejandra and my last name is ramirez
October 24th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
i want an iphone a bike and a laptop please ill be good
October 24th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
how does a snowman get around?
he pedals around on his icicle
October 25th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
I Thought They Were Very Funny And Clever, I Told Them To My Family And Everyone Laughed! You Should Keep Posting More Jokes!!
!!
October 26th, 2010 at 8:18 am
I love jokes heres one.
knock knock,
whos there,
docter
docter who
you just said it
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
October 26th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Miley
Miley Cures
HA
October 27th, 2010 at 9:05 am
knock knock
who there
Santa
Santa who
the best man ever!
October 29th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
These jokes are funny just the way they all link up together.I never thought I could laugh so much in my life!
October 29th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Knock Knock
:)
Who’s There
Doctor
Doctor who
How did you know my name?!
(P.s I know I is nothing to do with Christmas but I just thought it was funny!)
October 31st, 2010 at 1:36 pm
knok knok
whos there
tish
tishwho
November 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 am
i don’t think its that funny
November 10th, 2010 at 12:14 am
knock knock
who’s there?
christmas owls
christmas owls who?
christmas owls do hoo
November 10th, 2010 at 10:59 am
knock, knock,
who’s there,
santa,
santa who,
santa don’t say ”who” he says ”ho”
November 11th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
santa i would like to know your best working elfs name
November 11th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
do you mind if i talk to your elf emma
November 11th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
can i tell you secret
November 11th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Santa
Santa who
Santa said you better give my choclate chip cookies!Ho Ho Ho!
November 12th, 2010 at 10:26 am
knock knock
who’s there
frosty
frosty who
frosty the snowman
November 13th, 2010 at 4:36 am
HI!HI!HI!HI! xxx <3 xxx
November 13th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Kock Knock. whomes there? elf elf who elfrieda of course
November 13th, 2010 at 10:48 am
I love the jokes.thay was funny and silly.
November 14th, 2010 at 5:29 am
knock knock
hows there
santa claus
santa claus how
santa claus in the red suite
November 14th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
i asked my friend why his nose was all red and puffy he said he stop to smell a brose i said there’s ne b in rose he said there was in that one! funny? from webkinz write bsck if funny Carter
November 14th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
why does santa have 3 gardens so he can ho ho ho
November 15th, 2010 at 11:43 am
dear santa i am going to tell you a joke
why do you have a red nose
because you have been with rodof to long. from rachel sandilands livingston.
November 17th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there
Dull
Dull who
Dull up those dolls for santa
November 17th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there
Elf
Elf who
Elf make presents for Santa
November 18th, 2010 at 7:31 am
hi loveeeee youuuuu lotsssss and lotssssss
November 18th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
What do you call half a rabbit ?
RAB !
November 19th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
holy holy hol ineed your hall what hol imean hall got u its the halls not hols
November 20th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
you give good gift’s
November 21st, 2010 at 8:30 am
i was funny because it was the elves .
November 21st, 2010 at 12:42 pm
they were preety silly jokes
November 23rd, 2010 at 4:37 pm
i believe in santa!!!!!!! … !!!!!!!!
November 24th, 2010 at 12:36 am
there soooo funny
November 24th, 2010 at 9:27 am
how big are elfs i bet there as big as lepacands
November 24th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
KNOCK,KNOCK SNOW SNOW THE FLO ELVES
November 24th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
elf u bont holly up sant will put u on the bad bad list
November 25th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
in the book Junie B. Jones i herd this:
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
P.S So Does May!!
November 26th, 2010 at 7:59 am
hey santa i am so glad i got to write to you i found this wevsite from a anouther web sit where i got to write to you, you told me i could visit you blog please writhe back
love
anna
November 26th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Haha that is soo funny
November 26th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
iam looking forward to my Xmas pressies.. 0x0x 0x
November 27th, 2010 at 7:46 am
there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho
November 27th, 2010 at 10:12 am
haha love thoes jokes best ones ive seen love amyxxxx
November 27th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
WHO PERFORMS OPERATIONS AT THEFISH HOSPITAL ANSEWER. THE HEAD STURGEON
November 28th, 2010 at 4:59 am
knock knock howes ther chris chris who chrismas tine
November 28th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Who’s short and green and helps Santa and lives in the P.E.I?
The elf of Green Gables!!!
November 28th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Love the Elf Jokes by the way!!!
November 29th, 2010 at 1:53 am
hi santa your blog is amazing i like it
November 29th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
dear santa i would like a lg cookie mobile please santa i would adoor that love marykate
November 29th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I love you verry much that I am going too marry you p.s santa
November 29th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
ooby.
November 29th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI !!!!!
November 29th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
what did the gingerbread say to the other gingerbread. does these gumdrops make me look fat.
December 1st, 2010 at 4:27 am
Who works under cover at Christmas?
Mince Spies
December 1st, 2010 at 6:35 am
ipod
roadl dayl book
December 1st, 2010 at 7:38 am
nock nock
(whos there?)
snow
(snow who?)
its snow good i forgot
December 1st, 2010 at 10:45 am
knok knok
who there
boo
boo who
dot crie it is onley a joke
December 1st, 2010 at 11:55 am
oh santa they where very funny jokes im probly going to be saying those to somone to help me wrap the present for you that im going to leave by the chimmney
christmas wishes
conor x x x x x x x x
December 1st, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Knock knock who there cow cow who do you wants to have some milk
December 1st, 2010 at 5:32 pm
knock knock
who there cow
cow who
don’t you remember me you the one who drunk from me
December 1st, 2010 at 6:45 pm
nock
nock
whos
there
santa santa
who
bring me some milk and cookies
December 1st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
knock knock whos there mary mary who mary me i love you
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:50 am
nok nok hose ther doctur docte howe hou do you no my secund naym
December 2nd, 2010 at 7:23 am
i think the jokes are funny. i have a funny Xmas joke too: what do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
don’t know what u call it?
anything u want it can’t hear you anyway!
December 2nd, 2010 at 2:53 pm
i love u santa claus you are the best at dropping of gifts for all the good little boys and girls
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 pm
what do you call santa swiming? a swamta
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:00 pm
i love the jokes can’t wait to read more
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:02 pm
i love them can’t to read more .
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa.Santa how.Santa Claus cool.
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
i love the jokes
December 2nd, 2010 at 6:56 pm
knock knock whos there leaf leaf who leaf me alone
December 3rd, 2010 at 6:53 am
They are really funny jokes and i can’t wait to hear some more from sarah xx
December 3rd, 2010 at 10:57 am
i like all your jokes should i say a joke what does elfs learn at school? Elphabet get it like your jokes better than mine
December 3rd, 2010 at 12:25 pm
have a happy christmas and remember got list saint
December 3rd, 2010 at 4:35 pm
knok
knok
whos
their
dont
pizza
dont pizza who
dont pizza your pants
December 3rd, 2010 at 4:40 pm
why did the elf ask a tree to crose the rode cause hes a elf helper i know its not silly but i couldnt think of another joke i know it sounds weird ok bye
December 3rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me get ready for Santa!
Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
Hope you liked my joke Santa!
Love, Cassandra.
December 3rd, 2010 at 6:52 pm
hey santa
this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
love your best friend paige
December 3rd, 2010 at 8:07 pm
WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOLIT?
HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOOOH!!!!
December 3rd, 2010 at 8:35 pm
ohohoh
December 4th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
You just got an e-mail from me so me and my sister went on your blog it is really cool thank you again
rley
December 5th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Q. who bites pepole and gives gifts
a. SANTA JAWS
December 5th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
knock knock
who’s there
apple
apple who?
apple i just said apple socks
December 9th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
knok knok whoes there kyle kyle how kyle me who me me kyle
December 11th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Jolly me up with jolly old santa
December 13th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
knock,knock who’s there
santa
santa who?
santa’s workshop needs a repair.
December 15th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
in the dictionary!
December 15th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
knockknock
whos there
santa
santa who
santa claus of corse
December 19th, 2010 at 4:53 am
knock knock whos there elf elf who elf you dont come down now ill tell santa
December 19th, 2010 at 8:11 am
hi santa am i on the good list text back soon by peter
December 19th, 2010 at 8:20 am
Knock
knock
who’s there?
boo
boo who?
don’t cry it’s just a joke
December 20th, 2010 at 7:26 am
why could Rudolph not eat at the adult table? because he was being rude
December 20th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
blah blah blah my jokes are awsome love you guys the reighdeers and elfs and importantly u santa
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 am
knock knock
whos there
merry
merry who
merry christms
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:57 am
what do elves learn at school
the elfabet
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:29 pm
i think those elfs are silly but they make up really funny christmas jokes!lol
sincerley
isabel
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:01 am
what do you get when you cross between a snowman and a vampire? frostbites ahahahhaaha
December 23rd, 2010 at 6:20 pm
i hope you have a great christmas!
November 3rd, 2011 at 1:14 pm
hey santa are your elves very silly. Is they an elf called clumsy because i am to. Do u like the cookies santa or the mince pies just say yes or no.
December 18th, 2011 at 12:49 pm
what do you call old candy that walks with a cane a candy cane
December 18th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
yougiserock
December 18th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Those silly elfs!!
December 18th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
hgghhg
December 19th, 2011 at 12:27 pm
funnnnyyyyyyyyy
December 21st, 2011 at 7:14 pm
What do you call a Santa made of candy that walks with a cane “a Santa candy cane” ffffuuuunnnnyyyy
January 12th, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Knock Knock
Who’S There
Santa
Santa Who Santa Wont Come If Your Are Awake
September 6th, 2012 at 11:30 am
i love jokes tell the elf they are so funny i love your jokes elfs