Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  HoHoHo!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

HoHoHo!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!


 
 

225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

  1. 1
    sophie said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock wous there tish tish wou bless you

  2. 2
    Jack said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock,
    who’s there
    mikey
    mikey who
    mikey is stuck in the lock

  3. 3
    Kaylie said to Santa Claus:

    I told these jokes to my sister, now she is ready to explode!!!! (She hates “Knock Knock” jokes)!!!

  4. 4
    taylor said to Santa Claus:

    santa this is my present today you are this is the best present.

  5. 5
    xavier said to Santa Claus:

    im 8 and havelots of friends and play video games.

  6. 6
    Cameron said to Santa Claus:

    Santa what did the boy do when he wanted to see time fly? He through a clock out the window!

  7. 7
    Cameron said to Santa Claus:

    Santa. Thank you for every present i get each and every christmas. I’ll bet this is going to be the best one like it always is! Merry Christmas!

  8. 8
    katlyn said to Santa Claus:

    haha haha haha haha hha

  9. 9
    kristian said to Santa Claus:

    they were funny and cool but weird

  10. 10
    megs said to Santa Claus:

    they were cheesy

  11.  

  12. 11
    Abhiand Giri said to Santa Claus:

    Silly comments are really silly……!

  13. 12
    coen said to Santa Claus:

    i don’t get it

  14. 13
    ava said to Santa Claus:

    i told my cousin the exploaded she thought it was so funny

  15. 14
    chikku said to Santa Claus:

    santa,this elf is very silly

  16. 15
    Evey said to Santa Claus:

    ER very funny I guess!

  17. 16
    alex said to Santa Claus:

    They were very funny []my friend is trying to make me laugh and is succseding. Okey now. she is just enoying seriosly.Now she has got the hicups and a cough but mostley the hicups

  18. 17
    Ellie said to Santa Claus:

    i love the elf jokes thankyou to the people who put them on.

    love from

    Ellie
    xxx

  19. 18
    Skyler said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock, whose there? Christmas, Christmas who? Christmas Tree

  20. 19
    Helia said to Santa Claus:

    Santa say thank you to Snowflake the elf for sending me the letter.

    Love Helia

  21. 20
    lauren said to Santa Claus:

    when i told my sisters them they started cracking up!! ha ha ha ha ha

  22. 21
    Courtney said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    Whos there
    old lady
    old lady who
    I didn’t know you could yoldel so good

  23. 22
    Aimee said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock

    whos there

    get up

    get up who?

    time to get up its morning

  24. 23
    Poppy said to Santa Claus:

    My dad loves those jokes! They are silly and funny. What do you call a polar bear in a rainforest? Lost!

  25. 24
    lanie said to Santa Claus:

    santa come pick me up

  26. 25
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whos there howerd howerd who howered i know

  27. 26
    Anabel said to Santa Claus:

    What do you get when you eat to many sweets at christmas?

    *Tinsolitos*

  28. 27
    Jorge said to Santa Claus:

    Don’t joke about elf’s. They maybe short but they have such a huge part and role in Christmas.

  29. 28
    paxton said to Santa Claus:

    Why did Santa cross the road? to get to the other roof

  30. 29
    Kylie said to Santa Claus:

    Those are funny jokes.. how do the make them up??

  31. 30
    Megan said to Santa Claus:

    you shod name your baby Megan!

  32. 31
    Genevieve said to Santa Claus:

    What do you call an Astronaut when he is being weird?

    Answer: An astro-nut

  33. 32
    johnny said to Santa Claus:

    knock,knock who’s ther lettuce,lettuce who lettuce in its cold out side

  34. 33
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:

    ha ha very funny !

  35. 34
    JAKE said to Santa Claus:

    THEY WERE SO SILLY MILLY MY SISTER DIDHT GET IT

  36. 35
    emily said to Santa Claus:

    the snow joke is the sillyest ho ho ho

  37. 36
    TARA said to Santa Claus:

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    ORANGE
    ORANGE WHO
    ORANGE YOU GALD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN

  38. 37
    josiah said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whos there mississippi mississsippi who mississippi river

  39. 38
    maddy said to Santa Claus:

    whats shoes with no laces.

    awnser:vellcrow

  40. 39
    philip said to Santa Claus:

    What do you if you cross a snowman and a mean dog ?

    Frost bite

  41. 40
    Oliver said to Santa Claus:

    What do you call santa clapping? Santapplause

  42. 41
    alexia said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    Who”s there
    Santa
    santa who
    Santa with all kind of presents

  43. 42
    wiktoria said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus

  44. 43
    Danielle said to Santa Claus:

    What is a painting on a wall that tells a Christmas story?

    a moral!!!!!!!!!!

  45. 44
    maddie said to Santa Claus:

    whar do the pireits go to eat

    well aaarrrrbes

  46. 45
    Lauren said to Santa Claus:

    To Santa and every one else! Your jokes are very funny especially the knok knok ones.

    Happy Christmas and a Happy New year!

    Love Lauren xxx

  47. 46
    dakota said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock who there money money who money is wealthy

  48. 47
    Amy said to Santa Claus:

    Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
    I got a joke…
    knock knock
    whos there?
    boo
    boo who?
    Awww dont cry.. :’[
    Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!

    Newayzzz merry crimbo 2 u all :P

    Amy x

  49. 48
    emily said to Santa Claus:

    they are awesome

  50. 49
    Faye said to Santa Claus:

    HIyaa santtaaa how r u ?

  51. 50
    :) said to Santa Claus:

    Knock knock

  52. 51
    Rosalinda said to Santa Claus:

    What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards!!

  53. 52
    zahira said to Santa Claus:

    jokes for me

  54. 53
    Sofia said to Santa Claus:

    ha ha the eleves are SO funny!!:) Santa please writeback!

  55. 54
    greg stark said to Santa Claus:

    Santa your Christmas jokes are so funny
    I wish I can come up to theNorth Pole and visit you.

  56. 55
    meghan said to Santa Claus:

    why did the chiken cross the road? There was nothing better to do

  57. 56
    Chloe said to Santa Claus:

    Here is a really funny joke.

    knock knock,
    who’s there?
    crybaby,
    crybaby who?
    don’t crybaby,mommy’s here.

  58. 57
    oscar said to Santa Claus:

    jack plase is don’t sy back

  59. 58
    hannah said to Santa Claus:

    hehehe i love chrsitmas jokes, those elves made me laugh!

  60. 59
    hannah said to Santa Claus:

    santa, what did the snowman say to his son after the snowball fight?

    i don’t snow!

  61. 60
    Elena said to Santa Claus:

    Knock,Knock

  62. 61
    cherish said to Santa Claus:

    How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
    Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

  63. 62
    katie said to Santa Claus:

    ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)

  64. 63
    Reghan said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whos there furry furry who furry up

  65. 64
    mytam said to Santa Claus:

    knock,knock.
    who’s there?
    rudolph!
    rudolph who?
    rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it,you would say it even glows!

  66. 65
    rhianna said to Santa Claus:

    Dear Santa
    I love…..
    the elves
    silly Jokes.
    knock knock xxxxxxxxx
    who’s there
    snail
    snail who
    snail who
    can’t see
    love rhianna

  67. 66
    zoya said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    me
    me who?
    you are looking at me

  68. 67
    James said to Santa Claus:

    why did the elf cross the road?

    because he is an elf

  69. 68
    jordan said to Santa Claus:

    that i rill coll that you can emale when you are flying

  70. 69
    m said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    whos there
    justin
    justin who

    justin the carpark

  71. 70
    rebecca forbes said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    dockter
    who
    you just said it

  72. 71
    rebecca forbes said to Santa Claus:

    santer is the best
    all in the house opening presents
    nauty children do not get presents
    tiny elfs
    everyone is happy
    running down stairs for presents

  73. 72
    jura said to Santa Claus:

    i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.

  74. 73
    jasmine said to Santa Claus:

    a man went to town on monday and he stayes in town for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it

    his horses name was friday

    (joke.)

  75. 74
    KEYHLEB said to Santa Claus:

    REALLY FUNNY

  76. 75
    leila said to Santa Claus:

    what happens when u cross an elephant
    and a bird

    a birdaphant

  77. 76
    Matthew said to Santa Claus:

    Knock, Knock.
    Who is it?
    Elfy.
    Elfy who?
    Elfy wrap me in this Christmas Gift!

  78. 77
    Ramsey said to Santa Claus:

    What did the elf say while sniffin’ the Christmas cake!!!huh huh???

    Merry Sniffmas ha ha!!!!:P

  79. 78
    Emily & Eliazar said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Reindeer
    Reindeer who?
    Reindeer you better hurry up or we’ll be late. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    P.S. wasn’t that funny?????????

  80. 79
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:

    you are funny elfs

  81. 80
    deja said to Santa Claus:

    santa what a nice pearson you are i am trying to be my best tell the elves i said hi tell mrs clause i said hi to and have a nice easter

  82. 81
    Alexis said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    whos there
    isam
    isam who
    there isam an at the door

  83. 82
    Alexis said to Santa Claus:

    i kno theres like 252 days left til christmas but i just wanna wish every one a merry christmas. and by the way i love every ones jokes

  84. 83
    Lara said to Santa Claus:

    Hi, Santa how are you?
    I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!

    Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!

  85. 84
    Lara said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Christmas

    Christmas who?

    Its christmas day

  86. 85
    charlize said to Santa Claus:

    why did the red rooster cross the road- because he whanted to go to red rooster.

  87. 86
    charlize said to Santa Claus:

    knock, knock.who’s there?.will. will who?will do you whant slushie on your head!

  88. 87
    natasha said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    holly
    holly who
    holly up or else Santa is going to tie you down.

  89. 88
    Ramsey said to Santa Claus:

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOOOOO FUNNY

  90. 89
    Ramsey said to Santa Claus:

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!!HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

  91. 90
    Matthew said to Santa Claus:

    Knock,Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf’s a bit cold out here can you let me in.

  92. 91
    Jenna said to Santa Claus:

    Santa Claus,Sorry
    but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
    But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
    Jenna anne Yarbrough

  93. 92
    Emma said to Santa Claus:

    How do you pull a snakes leg
    You can”t they do not haqve any

  94. 93
    Imogen said to Santa Claus:

    Nock nock
    hows there?
    snow man
    snow man how
    snow man is geting ready for the big day

  95. 94
    Lachlan said to Santa Claus:

    Hey Santa why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

    He was afraid that he would get a hole in one get it hole in one HA HA HA HA

  96. 95
    Ilda said to Santa Claus:

    haha those are the funny chokes i ever heard i like those chokes!!!

  97. 96
    sarah said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whoes there santa santa who santa claus is here

  98. 97
    shannon said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    who.s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    open the door and ill tell you

  99. 98
    Yaw Kodua said to Santa Claus:

    I love jokes they are really funny

  100. 99
    Alex said to Santa Claus:

    What do reindeers play when not busy?
    They7 play a sleigh station.

  101. 100
    emma said to Santa Claus:

    where do snowmen put there money? in a snowbank

  102. 101
    jaycee shepherd said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    whos there
    wee
    wee who
    dont cry its only a joke

  103. 102
    sian and sammijo said to Santa Claus:

    why did the elf cross the road?

    to get to the slei befor santa to hide and come with him

  104. 103
    jess said to Santa Claus:

    its very close to christmas now im very exited

  105. 104
    FRANKLIN BROWNING said to Santa Claus:

    DEAR SANTA CLAUSE MY NAME IS FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL PLEASE MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE

  106. 105
    Riley said to Santa Claus:

    hi santa i wrote to you half an hour ago how are you feeling? can you pleaes give me a hint what i might get?

    love Riley…..

  107. 106
    Malene said to Santa Claus:

    Hey there, I have a joke to tell you!

    Knock knock.

  108. 107
    charlie said to Santa Claus:

    knoke knoke
    how is there
    charlie
    charlie how
    charlie how is looking foured to chrismas

  109. 108
    andi said to Santa Claus:

    they are so silly those elves of yours

  110. 109
    george prentice said to Santa Claus:

    why are pirates called pirates
    because arrrrre

  111. 110
    abby said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whos there santa santa who i love you

  112. 111
    dylan said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    who,s there
    merry
    merry who
    merry Christmas

  113. 112
    Leah said to Santa Claus:

    The jokes are funny i think you shoul put more out.

  114. 113
    FRANKLIN BROWNING said to Santa Claus:

    DEAR SANTA CLAUS IAM 9 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE REINDEERS AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE YOUR FRIEND FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING

  115. 114
    Colsen said to Santa Claus:

    You do have pretty silly elves. Can you come to my house on October 16th,

  116. 115
    Amber said to Santa Claus:

    i love ur blog so much :D

  117. 116
    Amber said to Santa Claus:

    i love ur blog

  118. 117
    molly said to Santa Claus:

    knok knok who there santa santa who santas on his way ho ho ho

  119. 118
    alejandra said to Santa Claus:

    santa and everybody in the north pole knock knock whos there alejandra alejandra who alejandra ramirez get it because my first name is alejandra and my last name is ramirez

  120. 119
    Lee said to Santa Claus:

    i want an iphone a bike and a laptop please ill be good

  121. 120
    Carli-mai said to Santa Claus:

    how does a snowman get around?

    he pedals around on his icicle

  122. 121
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:

    I Thought They Were Very Funny And Clever, I Told Them To My Family And Everyone Laughed! You Should Keep Posting More Jokes!! :) !!

  123. 122
    poppy boo said to Santa Claus:

    I love jokes heres one.

    knock knock,

    whos there,

    docter

    docter who

    you just said it

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  124. 123
    Oscar said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    who’s there?
    Miley
    Miley Cures
    HA

  125. 124
    lucy said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    who there
    Santa
    Santa who
    the best man ever!

  126. 125
    Grace said to Santa Claus:

    These jokes are funny just the way they all link up together.I never thought I could laugh so much in my life! :)

  127. 126
    Grace said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Doctor
    Doctor who
    How did you know my name?! :) :)

    (P.s I know I is nothing to do with Christmas but I just thought it was funny!)

  128. 127
    lillie woods said to Santa Claus:

    knok knok
    whos there
    tish
    tishwho

  129. 128
    nicole said to Santa Claus:

    i don’t think its that funny

  130. 129
    darcy said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    christmas owls
    christmas owls who?
    christmas owls do hoo

  131. 130
    emma and aidan said to Santa Claus:

    knock, knock,
    who’s there,
    santa,
    santa who,
    santa don’t say ”who” he says ”ho”

  132. 131
    eoin said to Santa Claus:

    santa i would like to know your best working elfs name

  133. 132
    eoin said to Santa Claus:

    do you mind if i talk to your elf emma

  134. 133
    eoin said to Santa Claus:

    can i tell you secret

  135. 134
    kaira said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Santa
    Santa who
    Santa said you better give my choclate chip cookies!Ho Ho Ho!

  136. 135
    Ella said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    frosty
    frosty who
    frosty the snowman

  137. 136
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:

    HI!HI!HI!HI! xxx <3 xxx

  138. 137
    lydia said to Santa Claus:

    Kock Knock. whomes there? elf elf who elfrieda of course

  139. 138
    lindsey said to Santa Claus:

    I love the jokes.thay was funny and silly.

  140. 139
    kerri said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    hows there
    santa claus
    santa claus how
    santa claus in the red suite

  141. 140
    Carter Despins said to Santa Claus:

    i asked my friend why his nose was all red and puffy he said he stop to smell a brose i said there’s ne b in rose he said there was in that one! funny? from webkinz write bsck if funny Carter

  142. 141
    lexi said to Santa Claus:

    why does santa have 3 gardens so he can ho ho ho

  143. 142
    rachel said to Santa Claus:

    dear santa i am going to tell you a joke

    why do you have a red nose

    because you have been with rodof to long. from rachel sandilands livingston.

  144. 143
    Morgan said to Santa Claus:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Dull
    Dull who
    Dull up those dolls for santa

  145. 144
    Morgan said to Santa Claus:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Elf
    Elf who
    Elf make presents for Santa

  146. 145
    stephanie said to Santa Claus:

    hi loveeeee youuuuu lotsssss and lotssssss

  147. 146
    Karisha said to Santa Claus:

    What do you call half a rabbit ?
    RAB !

  148. 147
    tanisha said to Santa Claus:

    holy holy hol ineed your hall what hol imean hall got u its the halls not hols

  149. 148
    bianca said to Santa Claus:

    you give good gift’s

  150. 149
    olivia said to Santa Claus:

    i was funny because it was the elves .

  151. 150
    Lila said to Santa Claus:

    they were preety silly jokes

  152. 151
    lylith said to Santa Claus:

    i believe in santa!!!!!!! … !!!!!!!!

  153. 152
    olivia said to Santa Claus:

    there soooo funny

  154. 153
    Bridgid said to Santa Claus:

    how big are elfs i bet there as big as lepacands

  155. 154
    keke said to Santa Claus:

    KNOCK,KNOCK SNOW SNOW THE FLO ELVES

  156. 155
    hope said to Santa Claus:

    elf u bont holly up sant will put u on the bad bad list

  157. 156
    Bridgid said to Santa Claus:

    in the book Junie B. Jones i herd this:

    Jingle Bells
    Batman Smells
    P.S So Does May!!

  158. 157
    Anna said to Santa Claus:

    hey santa i am so glad i got to write to you i found this wevsite from a anouther web sit where i got to write to you, you told me i could visit you blog please writhe back

    love
    anna

  159. 158
    Bridgid said to Santa Claus:

    Haha that is soo funny

  160. 159
    brandon said to Santa Claus:

    iam looking forward to my Xmas pressies.. 0x0x 0x

  161. 160
    katie said to Santa Claus:

    there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho

  162. 161
    amy said to Santa Claus:

    haha love thoes jokes best ones ive seen love amyxxxx

  163. 162
    CAITLIN said to Santa Claus:

    WHO PERFORMS OPERATIONS AT THEFISH HOSPITAL ANSEWER. THE HEAD STURGEON

  164. 163
    stephanie said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock howes ther chris chris who chrismas tine

  165. 164
    Myah said to Santa Claus:

    Who’s short and green and helps Santa and lives in the P.E.I?

    The elf of Green Gables!!!

  166. 165
    Myah said to Santa Claus:

    Love the Elf Jokes by the way!!!

  167. 166
    chloe said to Santa Claus:

    hi santa your blog is amazing i like it

  168. 167
    marykate said to Santa Claus:

    dear santa i would like a lg cookie mobile please santa i would adoor that love marykate

  169. 168
    REID said to Santa Claus:

    I love you verry much that I am going too marry you p.s santa

  170. 169
    emily,nathan, and haley said to Santa Claus:

    ooby.

  171. 170
    JOCELYNN said to Santa Claus:

    HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI !!!!!

  172. 171
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:

    what did the gingerbread say to the other gingerbread. does these gumdrops make me look fat.

  173. 172
    Harmony said to Santa Claus:

    Who works under cover at Christmas?

    Mince Spies

  174. 173
    niamh said to Santa Claus:

    ipod
    roadl dayl book

  175. 174
    louise said to Santa Claus:

    nock nock
    (whos there?)
    snow
    (snow who?)
    its snow good i forgot

  176. 175
    katie said to Santa Claus:

    knok knok

    who there

    boo

    boo who

    dot crie it is onley a joke

  177. 176
    conor said to Santa Claus:

    oh santa they where very funny jokes im probly going to be saying those to somone to help me wrap the present for you that im going to leave by the chimmney

    christmas wishes

    conor x x x x x x x x

  178. 177
    Bryson said to Santa Claus:

    Knock knock who there cow cow who do you wants to have some milk

  179. 178
    Bryson said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock

    who there cow

    cow who
    don’t you remember me you the one who drunk from me

  180. 179
    kaylor said to Santa Claus:

    nock
    nock
    whos
    there
    santa santa
    who
    bring me some milk and cookies

  181. 180
    TROY said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whos there mary mary who mary me i love you

  182. 181
    jake said to Santa Claus:

    nok nok hose ther doctur docte howe hou do you no my secund naym

  183. 182
    Emma said to Santa Claus:

    i think the jokes are funny. i have a funny Xmas joke too: what do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
    don’t know what u call it?
    anything u want it can’t hear you anyway!

  184. 183
    KIERRA said to Santa Claus:

    i love u santa claus you are the best at dropping of gifts for all the good little boys and girls

  185. 184
    madison said to Santa Claus:

    what do you call santa swiming? a swamta

  186. 185
    makayla said to Santa Claus:

    i love the jokes can’t wait to read more

  187. 186
    makayla said to Santa Claus:

    i love them can’t to read more .

  188. 187
    Jasmine said to Santa Claus:

    knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa.Santa how.Santa Claus cool.

  189. 188
    makayla said to Santa Claus:

    i love the jokes

  190. 189
    julia said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whos there leaf leaf who leaf me alone

  191. 190
    Sarah said to Santa Claus:

    They are really funny jokes and i can’t wait to hear some more from sarah xx

  192. 191
    Niyatha said to Santa Claus:

    i like all your jokes should i say a joke what does elfs learn at school? Elphabet get it like your jokes better than mine

  193. 192
    scott said to Santa Claus:

    have a happy christmas and remember got list saint

  194. 193
    emily said to Santa Claus:

    knok
    knok
    whos
    their
    dont
    pizza
    dont pizza who
    dont pizza your pants

  195. 194
    emily said to Santa Claus:

    why did the elf ask a tree to crose the rode cause hes a elf helper i know its not silly but i couldnt think of another joke i know it sounds weird ok bye

  196. 195
    Cassandra said to Santa Claus:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf me get ready for Santa!
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!!

    Hope you liked my joke Santa!

    Love, Cassandra.

  197. 196
    paige said to Santa Claus:

    hey santa
    this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
    love your best friend paige

  198. 197
    lauren said to Santa Claus:

    WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOLIT?

    HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOOOH!!!!

  199. 198
    jack said to Santa Claus:

    ohohoh

  200. 199
    Riley said to Santa Claus:

    You just got an e-mail from me so me and my sister went on your blog it is really cool thank you again

    rley

  201. 200
    evie said to Santa Claus:

    Q. who bites pepole and gives gifts
    a. SANTA JAWS

  202. 201
    Domenic said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    apple
    apple who?
    apple i just said apple socks

  203. 202
    brianna said to Santa Claus:

    knok knok whoes there kyle kyle how kyle me who me me kyle

  204. 203
    Tommy said to Santa Claus:

    Jolly me up with jolly old santa

  205. 204
    casey said to Santa Claus:

    knock,knock who’s there
    santa
    santa who?
    santa’s workshop needs a repair.

  206. 205
    allyson said to Santa Claus:

    when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

    in the dictionary!

  207. 206
    olivia said to Santa Claus:

    knockknock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus of corse

  208. 207
    danni said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock whos there elf elf who elf you dont come down now ill tell santa

  209. 208
    peter said to Santa Claus:

    hi santa am i on the good list text back soon by peter

  210. 209
    Sydney said to Santa Claus:

    Knock
    knock
    who’s there?
    boo
    boo who?
    don’t cry it’s just a joke

  211. 210
    evan said to Santa Claus:

    why could Rudolph not eat at the adult table? because he was being rude

  212. 211
    carilyn said to Santa Claus:

    blah blah blah my jokes are awsome love you guys the reighdeers and elfs and importantly u santa

  213. 212
    grumpythe elf jake wiliams friend said to Santa Claus:

    knock knock
    whos there
    merry
    merry who
    merry christms

  214. 213
    kate said to Santa Claus:

    what do elves learn at school
    the elfabet

  215. 214
    Isabel said to Santa Claus:

    i think those elfs are silly but they make up really funny christmas jokes!lol
    sincerley
    isabel

  216. 215
    chelsey saishas sister said to Santa Claus:

    what do you get when you cross between a snowman and a vampire? frostbites ahahahhaaha

  217. 216
    alexa said to Santa Claus:

    i hope you have a great christmas!

  218. 217
    tiffany said to Santa Claus:

    hey santa are your elves very silly. Is they an elf called clumsy because i am to. Do u like the cookies santa or the mince pies just say yes or no.

  219. 218
    emily said to Santa Claus:

    what do you call old candy that walks with a cane a candy cane

  220. 219
    riley said to Santa Claus:

    yougiserock

  221. 220
    Summer said to Santa Claus:

    Those silly elfs!!

  222. 221
    Riley said to Santa Claus:

    hgghhg

  223. 222
    shunderryl said to Santa Claus:

    funnnnyyyyyyyyy

  224. 223
    Saranamir said to Santa Claus:

    What do you call a Santa made of candy that walks with a cane “a Santa candy cane” ffffuuuunnnnyyyy

  225. 224
    angie said to Santa Claus:

    Knock Knock
    Who’S There
    Santa
    Santa Who Santa Wont Come If Your Are Awake

  226. 225
    BAILEY said to Santa Claus:

    i love jokes tell the elf they are so funny i love your jokes elfs


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