Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 90
    Matthew said to Santa Claus:
    May 24th, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Knock,Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf’s a bit cold out here can you let me in.

  2. 89
    Ramsey said to Santa Claus:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!!HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

  3. 88
    Ramsey said to Santa Claus:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOOOOO FUNNY

  4. 87
    natasha said to Santa Claus:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 3:58 am

    knock knock
    who’s there
    holly
    holly who
    holly up or else Santa is going to tie you down.

  5. 86
    charlize said to Santa Claus:
    April 29th, 2010 at 4:42 am

    knock, knock.who’s there?.will. will who?will do you whant slushie on your head!

  6. 85
    charlize said to Santa Claus:
    April 29th, 2010 at 4:31 am

    why did the red rooster cross the road- because he whanted to go to red rooster.

  7. 84
    Lara said to Santa Claus:
    April 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Christmas

    Christmas who?

    Its christmas day

  8. 83
    Lara said to Santa Claus:
    April 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Hi, Santa how are you?
    I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!

    Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!

  9. 82
    Alexis said to Santa Claus:
    April 10th, 2010 at 8:38 am

    i kno theres like 252 days left til christmas but i just wanna wish every one a merry christmas. and by the way i love every ones jokes

  10. 81
    Alexis said to Santa Claus:
    April 10th, 2010 at 8:27 am

    knock knock
    whos there
    isam
    isam who
    there isam an at the door

    11.  

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