Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 80
    deja said to Santa Claus:
    April 4th, 2010 at 6:34 am

    santa what a nice pearson you are i am trying to be my best tell the elves i said hi tell mrs clause i said hi to and have a nice easter

  2. 79
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:
    April 3rd, 2010 at 8:49 am

    you are funny elfs

  3. 78
    Emily & Eliazar said to Santa Claus:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Reindeer
    Reindeer who?
    Reindeer you better hurry up or we’ll be late. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    P.S. wasn’t that funny?????????

  4. 77
    Ramsey said to Santa Claus:
    March 14th, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    What did the elf say while sniffin’ the Christmas cake!!!huh huh???

    Merry Sniffmas ha ha!!!!:P

  5. 76
    Matthew said to Santa Claus:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Knock, Knock.
    Who is it?
    Elfy.
    Elfy who?
    Elfy wrap me in this Christmas Gift!

  6. 75
    leila said to Santa Claus:
    February 19th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    what happens when u cross an elephant
    and a bird

    a birdaphant

  7. 74
    KEYHLEB said to Santa Claus:
    February 18th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    REALLY FUNNY

  8. 73
    jasmine said to Santa Claus:
    February 16th, 2010 at 9:07 am

    a man went to town on monday and he stayes in town for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it

    his horses name was friday

    (joke.)

  9. 72
    jura said to Santa Claus:
    February 15th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.

  10. 71
    rebecca forbes said to Santa Claus:
    February 15th, 2010 at 2:31 am

    santer is the best
    all in the house opening presents
    nauty children do not get presents
    tiny elfs
    everyone is happy
    running down stairs for presents

    11.  

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