Silly Christmas Elf Jokes
Did you know elves are silly? How silly are they? Well, they are sooo silly…
They love to sing and dance when they make toys. Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music. Ho! Ho! Ho!
They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too. I heard them telling these jokes this morning:
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Did you think those jokes were silly? If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes? Do you know any Christmas jokes? (You can leave a joke for me. Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)
P.P.S. Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!
February 15th, 2010 at 2:24 am
knock knock
who’s there
dockter
who
you just said it
February 12th, 2010 at 8:32 pm
knock knock
whos there
justin
justin who
justin the carpark
February 12th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
that i rill coll that you can emale when you are flying
February 5th, 2010 at 7:57 am
why did the elf cross the road?
because he is an elf
January 31st, 2010 at 10:10 am
knock knock?
whos there?
me
me who?
you are looking at me
January 23rd, 2010 at 6:34 am
Dear Santa
I love…..
the elves
silly Jokes.
knock knock xxxxxxxxx
who’s there
snail
snail who
snail who
can’t see
love rhianna
January 17th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
knock,knock.
who’s there?
rudolph!
rudolph who?
rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it,you would say it even glows!
January 12th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
knock knock whos there furry furry who furry up
January 7th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)
January 4th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !