Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 60
    Elena said to Santa Claus:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Knock,Knock

  2. 59
    hannah said to Santa Claus:
    January 2nd, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    santa, what did the snowman say to his son after the snowball fight?

    i don’t snow!

  3. 58
    hannah said to Santa Claus:
    January 2nd, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    hehehe i love chrsitmas jokes, those elves made me laugh!

  4. 57
    oscar said to Santa Claus:
    January 1st, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    jack plase is don’t sy back

  5. 56
    Chloe said to Santa Claus:
    December 31st, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Here is a really funny joke.

    knock knock,
    who’s there?
    crybaby,
    crybaby who?
    don’t crybaby,mommy’s here.

  6. 55
    meghan said to Santa Claus:
    December 24th, 2009 at 8:35 am

    why did the chiken cross the road? There was nothing better to do

  7. 54
    greg stark said to Santa Claus:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Santa your Christmas jokes are so funny
    I wish I can come up to theNorth Pole and visit you.

  8. 53
    Sofia said to Santa Claus:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    ha ha the eleves are SO funny!!:) Santa please writeback!

  9. 52
    zahira said to Santa Claus:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    jokes for me

  10. 51
    Rosalinda said to Santa Claus:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 am

    What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards!!

    11.  

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