Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 50
    :) said to Santa Claus:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 5:32 am

    Knock knock

  2. 49
    Faye said to Santa Claus:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    HIyaa santtaaa how r u ?

  3. 48
    emily said to Santa Claus:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 am

    they are awesome

  4. 47
    Amy said to Santa Claus:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 am

    Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
    I got a joke…
    knock knock
    whos there?
    boo
    boo who?
    Awww dont cry.. :’[
    Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!

    Newayzzz merry crimbo 2 u all :P

    Amy x

  5. 46
    dakota said to Santa Claus:
    December 21st, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    knock knock who there money money who money is wealthy

  6. 45
    Lauren said to Santa Claus:
    December 21st, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    To Santa and every one else! Your jokes are very funny especially the knok knok ones.

    Happy Christmas and a Happy New year!

    Love Lauren xxx

  7. 44
    maddie said to Santa Claus:
    December 21st, 2009 at 7:39 am

    whar do the pireits go to eat

    well aaarrrrbes

  8. 43
    Danielle said to Santa Claus:
    December 20th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    What is a painting on a wall that tells a Christmas story?

    a moral!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 42
    wiktoria said to Santa Claus:
    December 20th, 2009 at 7:40 am

    knock knock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus

  10. 41
    alexia said to Santa Claus:
    December 20th, 2009 at 6:07 am

    Knock Knock
    Who”s there
    Santa
    santa who
    Santa with all kind of presents

    11.  

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