Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 40
    Oliver said to Santa Claus:
    December 20th, 2009 at 2:20 am

    What do you call santa clapping? Santapplause

  2. 39
    philip said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    What do you if you cross a snowman and a mean dog ?

    Frost bite

  3. 38
    josiah said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    knock knock whos there mississippi mississsippi who mississippi river

  4. 37
    maddy said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    whats shoes with no laces.

    awnser:vellcrow

  5. 36
    TARA said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    ORANGE
    ORANGE WHO
    ORANGE YOU GALD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN

  6. 35
    emily said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2009 at 5:00 am

    the snow joke is the sillyest ho ho ho

  7. 34
    JAKE said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2009 at 4:11 am

    THEY WERE SO SILLY MILLY MY SISTER DIDHT GET IT

  8. 33
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2009 at 3:22 am

    ha ha very funny !

  9. 32
    johnny said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    knock,knock who’s ther lettuce,lettuce who lettuce in its cold out side

  10. 31
    Genevieve said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    What do you call an Astronaut when he is being weird?

    Answer: An astro-nut

    11.  

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