Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 30
    Megan said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    you shod name your baby Megan!

  2. 29
    Kylie said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Those are funny jokes.. how do the make them up??

  3. 28
    paxton said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Why did Santa cross the road? to get to the other roof

  4. 27
    Jorge said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Don’t joke about elf’s. They maybe short but they have such a huge part and role in Christmas.

  5. 26
    Anabel said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    What do you get when you eat to many sweets at christmas?

    *Tinsolitos*

  6. 25
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    knock knock whos there howerd howerd who howered i know

  7. 24
    lanie said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    santa come pick me up

  8. 23
    Poppy said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    My dad loves those jokes! They are silly and funny. What do you call a polar bear in a rainforest? Lost!

  9. 22
    Aimee said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    knock knock

    whos there

    get up

    get up who?

    time to get up its morning

  10. 21
    Courtney said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Knock Knock
    Whos there
    old lady
    old lady who
    I didn’t know you could yoldel so good

    11.  

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