Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 220
    Summer said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    Those silly elfs!!

  2. 219
    riley said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    yougiserock

  3. 218
    emily said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    what do you call old candy that walks with a cane a candy cane

  4. 217
    tiffany said to Santa Claus:
    November 3rd, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    hey santa are your elves very silly. Is they an elf called clumsy because i am to. Do u like the cookies santa or the mince pies just say yes or no.

  5. 216
    alexa said to Santa Claus:
    December 23rd, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    i hope you have a great christmas!

  6. 215
    chelsey saishas sister said to Santa Claus:
    December 23rd, 2010 at 1:01 am

    what do you get when you cross between a snowman and a vampire? frostbites ahahahhaaha

  7. 214
    Isabel said to Santa Claus:
    December 22nd, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    i think those elfs are silly but they make up really funny christmas jokes!lol
    sincerley
    isabel

  8. 213
    kate said to Santa Claus:
    December 22nd, 2010 at 10:57 am

    what do elves learn at school
    the elfabet

  9. 212
    grumpythe elf jake wiliams friend said to Santa Claus:
    December 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 am

    knock knock
    whos there
    merry
    merry who
    merry christms

  10. 211
    carilyn said to Santa Claus:
    December 20th, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    blah blah blah my jokes are awsome love you guys the reighdeers and elfs and importantly u santa

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