Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 210
    evan said to Santa Claus:
    December 20th, 2010 at 7:26 am

    why could Rudolph not eat at the adult table? because he was being rude

  2. 209
    Sydney said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2010 at 8:20 am

    Knock
    knock
    who’s there?
    boo
    boo who?
    don’t cry it’s just a joke

  3. 208
    peter said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2010 at 8:11 am

    hi santa am i on the good list text back soon by peter

  4. 207
    danni said to Santa Claus:
    December 19th, 2010 at 4:53 am

    knock knock whos there elf elf who elf you dont come down now ill tell santa

  5. 206
    olivia said to Santa Claus:
    December 15th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    knockknock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus of corse

  6. 205
    allyson said to Santa Claus:
    December 15th, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

    in the dictionary!

  7. 204
    casey said to Santa Claus:
    December 13th, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    knock,knock who’s there
    santa
    santa who?
    santa’s workshop needs a repair.

  8. 203
    Tommy said to Santa Claus:
    December 11th, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Jolly me up with jolly old santa

  9. 202
    brianna said to Santa Claus:
    December 9th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    knok knok whoes there kyle kyle how kyle me who me me kyle

  10. 201
    Domenic said to Santa Claus:
    December 5th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    knock knock
    who’s there
    apple
    apple who?
    apple i just said apple socks

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