Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 200
    evie said to Santa Claus:
    December 5th, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    Q. who bites pepole and gives gifts
    a. SANTA JAWS

  2. 199
    Riley said to Santa Claus:
    December 4th, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    You just got an e-mail from me so me and my sister went on your blog it is really cool thank you again

    rley

  3. 198
    jack said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    ohohoh

  4. 197
    lauren said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOLIT?

    HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOOOH!!!!

  5. 196
    paige said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    hey santa
    this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
    love your best friend paige

  6. 195
    Cassandra said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf me get ready for Santa!
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!!

    Hope you liked my joke Santa!

    Love, Cassandra.

  7. 194
    emily said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    why did the elf ask a tree to crose the rode cause hes a elf helper i know its not silly but i couldnt think of another joke i know it sounds weird ok bye

  8. 193
    emily said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    knok
    knok
    whos
    their
    dont
    pizza
    dont pizza who
    dont pizza your pants

  9. 192
    scott said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    have a happy christmas and remember got list saint

  10. 191
    Niyatha said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 10:57 am

    i like all your jokes should i say a joke what does elfs learn at school? Elphabet get it like your jokes better than mine

    11.  

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