Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 20
    lauren said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    when i told my sisters them they started cracking up!! ha ha ha ha ha

  2. 19
    Helia said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    Santa say thank you to Snowflake the elf for sending me the letter.

    Love Helia

  3. 18
    Skyler said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 8:06 am

    knock knock, whose there? Christmas, Christmas who? Christmas Tree

  4. 17
    Ellie said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 8:01 am

    i love the elf jokes thankyou to the people who put them on.

    love from

    Ellie
    xxx

  5. 16
    alex said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 4:57 am

    They were very funny []my friend is trying to make me laugh and is succseding. Okey now. she is just enoying seriosly.Now she has got the hicups and a cough but mostley the hicups

  6. 15
    Evey said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 4:50 am

    ER very funny I guess!

  7. 14
    chikku said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 3:19 am

    santa,this elf is very silly

  8. 13
    ava said to Santa Claus:
    December 18th, 2009 at 2:13 am

    i told my cousin the exploaded she thought it was so funny

  9. 12
    coen said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    i don’t get it

  10. 11
    Abhiand Giri said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Silly comments are really silly……!

    11.  

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