Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 190
    Sarah said to Santa Claus:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 6:53 am

    They are really funny jokes and i can’t wait to hear some more from sarah xx

  2. 189
    julia said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    knock knock whos there leaf leaf who leaf me alone

  3. 188
    makayla said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    i love the jokes

  4. 187
    Jasmine said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa.Santa how.Santa Claus cool.

  5. 186
    makayla said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    i love them can’t to read more .

  6. 185
    makayla said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    i love the jokes can’t wait to read more

  7. 184
    madison said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    what do you call santa swiming? a swamta

  8. 183
    KIERRA said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    i love u santa claus you are the best at dropping of gifts for all the good little boys and girls

  9. 182
    Emma said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 7:23 am

    i think the jokes are funny. i have a funny Xmas joke too: what do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
    don’t know what u call it?
    anything u want it can’t hear you anyway!

  10. 181
    jake said to Santa Claus:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 5:50 am

    nok nok hose ther doctur docte howe hou do you no my secund naym

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