Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 180
    TROY said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    knock knock whos there mary mary who mary me i love you

  2. 179
    kaylor said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    nock
    nock
    whos
    there
    santa santa
    who
    bring me some milk and cookies

  3. 178
    Bryson said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    knock knock

    who there cow

    cow who
    don’t you remember me you the one who drunk from me

  4. 177
    Bryson said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Knock knock who there cow cow who do you wants to have some milk

  5. 176
    conor said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 11:55 am

    oh santa they where very funny jokes im probly going to be saying those to somone to help me wrap the present for you that im going to leave by the chimmney

    christmas wishes

    conor x x x x x x x x

  6. 175
    katie said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 10:45 am

    knok knok

    who there

    boo

    boo who

    dot crie it is onley a joke

  7. 174
    louise said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 7:38 am

    nock nock
    (whos there?)
    snow
    (snow who?)
    its snow good i forgot

  8. 173
    niamh said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 6:35 am

    ipod
    roadl dayl book

  9. 172
    Harmony said to Santa Claus:
    December 1st, 2010 at 4:27 am

    Who works under cover at Christmas?

    Mince Spies

  10. 171
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:
    November 29th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    what did the gingerbread say to the other gingerbread. does these gumdrops make me look fat.

    11.  

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