Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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    JOCELYNN said to Santa Claus:
    November 29th, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI !!!!!

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    emily,nathan, and haley said to Santa Claus:
    November 29th, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    ooby.

  3. 168
    REID said to Santa Claus:
    November 29th, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    I love you verry much that I am going too marry you p.s santa

  4. 167
    marykate said to Santa Claus:
    November 29th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    dear santa i would like a lg cookie mobile please santa i would adoor that love marykate

  5. 166
    chloe said to Santa Claus:
    November 29th, 2010 at 1:53 am

    hi santa your blog is amazing i like it

  6. 165
    Myah said to Santa Claus:
    November 28th, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Love the Elf Jokes by the way!!!

  7. 164
    Myah said to Santa Claus:
    November 28th, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Who’s short and green and helps Santa and lives in the P.E.I?

    The elf of Green Gables!!!

  8. 163
    stephanie said to Santa Claus:
    November 28th, 2010 at 4:59 am

    knock knock howes ther chris chris who chrismas tine

  9. 162
    CAITLIN said to Santa Claus:
    November 27th, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    WHO PERFORMS OPERATIONS AT THEFISH HOSPITAL ANSEWER. THE HEAD STURGEON

  10. 161
    amy said to Santa Claus:
    November 27th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    haha love thoes jokes best ones ive seen love amyxxxx

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