Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  HoHoHo!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

HoHoHo!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!


 
 

225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 160
    katie said to Santa Claus:

    there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho

  2. 159
    brandon said to Santa Claus:

    iam looking forward to my Xmas pressies.. 0x0x 0x

  3. 158
    Bridgid said to Santa Claus:

    Haha that is soo funny

  4. 157
    Anna said to Santa Claus:

    hey santa i am so glad i got to write to you i found this wevsite from a anouther web sit where i got to write to you, you told me i could visit you blog please writhe back

    love
    anna

  5. 156
    Bridgid said to Santa Claus:

    in the book Junie B. Jones i herd this:

    Jingle Bells
    Batman Smells
    P.S So Does May!!

  6. 155
    hope said to Santa Claus:

    elf u bont holly up sant will put u on the bad bad list

  7. 154
    keke said to Santa Claus:

    KNOCK,KNOCK SNOW SNOW THE FLO ELVES

  8. 153
    Bridgid said to Santa Claus:

    how big are elfs i bet there as big as lepacands

  9. 152
    olivia said to Santa Claus:

    there soooo funny

  10. 151
    lylith said to Santa Claus:

    i believe in santa!!!!!!! … !!!!!!!!

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