Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 150
    Lila said to Santa Claus:
    November 21st, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    they were preety silly jokes

  2. 149
    olivia said to Santa Claus:
    November 21st, 2010 at 8:30 am

    i was funny because it was the elves .

  3. 148
    bianca said to Santa Claus:
    November 20th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    you give good gift’s

  4. 147
    tanisha said to Santa Claus:
    November 19th, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    holy holy hol ineed your hall what hol imean hall got u its the halls not hols

  5. 146
    Karisha said to Santa Claus:
    November 18th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    What do you call half a rabbit ?
    RAB !

  6. 145
    stephanie said to Santa Claus:
    November 18th, 2010 at 7:31 am

    hi loveeeee youuuuu lotsssss and lotssssss

  7. 144
    Morgan said to Santa Claus:
    November 17th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Elf
    Elf who
    Elf make presents for Santa

  8. 143
    Morgan said to Santa Claus:
    November 17th, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Dull
    Dull who
    Dull up those dolls for santa

  9. 142
    rachel said to Santa Claus:
    November 15th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    dear santa i am going to tell you a joke

    why do you have a red nose

    because you have been with rodof to long. from rachel sandilands livingston.

  10. 141
    lexi said to Santa Claus:
    November 14th, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    why does santa have 3 gardens so he can ho ho ho

    11.  

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