Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 140
    Carter Despins said to Santa Claus:
    November 14th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    i asked my friend why his nose was all red and puffy he said he stop to smell a brose i said there’s ne b in rose he said there was in that one! funny? from webkinz write bsck if funny Carter

  2. 139
    kerri said to Santa Claus:
    November 14th, 2010 at 5:29 am

    knock knock
    hows there
    santa claus
    santa claus how
    santa claus in the red suite

  3. 138
    lindsey said to Santa Claus:
    November 13th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    I love the jokes.thay was funny and silly.

  4. 137
    lydia said to Santa Claus:
    November 13th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Kock Knock. whomes there? elf elf who elfrieda of course

  5. 136
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:
    November 13th, 2010 at 4:36 am

    HI!HI!HI!HI! xxx <3 xxx

  6. 135
    Ella said to Santa Claus:
    November 12th, 2010 at 10:26 am

    knock knock
    who’s there
    frosty
    frosty who
    frosty the snowman

  7. 134
    kaira said to Santa Claus:
    November 11th, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Santa
    Santa who
    Santa said you better give my choclate chip cookies!Ho Ho Ho!

  8. 133
    eoin said to Santa Claus:
    November 11th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    can i tell you secret

  9. 132
    eoin said to Santa Claus:
    November 11th, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    do you mind if i talk to your elf emma

  10. 131
    eoin said to Santa Claus:
    November 11th, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    santa i would like to know your best working elfs name

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