Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 130
    emma and aidan said to Santa Claus:
    November 10th, 2010 at 10:59 am

    knock, knock,
    who’s there,
    santa,
    santa who,
    santa don’t say ”who” he says ”ho”

  2. 129
    darcy said to Santa Claus:
    November 10th, 2010 at 12:14 am

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    christmas owls
    christmas owls who?
    christmas owls do hoo

  3. 128
    nicole said to Santa Claus:
    November 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 am

    i don’t think its that funny

  4. 127
    lillie woods said to Santa Claus:
    October 31st, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    knok knok
    whos there
    tish
    tishwho

  5. 126
    Grace said to Santa Claus:
    October 29th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Doctor
    Doctor who
    How did you know my name?! :) :)

    (P.s I know I is nothing to do with Christmas but I just thought it was funny!)

  6. 125
    Grace said to Santa Claus:
    October 29th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    These jokes are funny just the way they all link up together.I never thought I could laugh so much in my life! :)

  7. 124
    lucy said to Santa Claus:
    October 27th, 2010 at 9:05 am

    knock knock
    who there
    Santa
    Santa who
    the best man ever!

  8. 123
    Oscar said to Santa Claus:
    October 26th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Knock Knock
    who’s there?
    Miley
    Miley Cures
    HA

  9. 122
    poppy boo said to Santa Claus:
    October 26th, 2010 at 8:18 am

    I love jokes heres one.

    knock knock,

    whos there,

    docter

    docter who

    you just said it

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  10. 121
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:
    October 25th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    I Thought They Were Very Funny And Clever, I Told Them To My Family And Everyone Laughed! You Should Keep Posting More Jokes!! :) !!

    11.  

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