Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 120
    Carli-mai said to Santa Claus:
    October 24th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    how does a snowman get around?

    he pedals around on his icicle

  2. 119
    Lee said to Santa Claus:
    October 24th, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    i want an iphone a bike and a laptop please ill be good

  3. 118
    alejandra said to Santa Claus:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    santa and everybody in the north pole knock knock whos there alejandra alejandra who alejandra ramirez get it because my first name is alejandra and my last name is ramirez

  4. 117
    molly said to Santa Claus:
    October 18th, 2010 at 11:25 am

    knok knok who there santa santa who santas on his way ho ho ho

  5. 116
    Amber said to Santa Claus:
    October 16th, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    i love ur blog

  6. 115
    Amber said to Santa Claus:
    October 16th, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    i love ur blog so much :D

  7. 114
    Colsen said to Santa Claus:
    October 14th, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    You do have pretty silly elves. Can you come to my house on October 16th,

  8. 113
    FRANKLIN BROWNING said to Santa Claus:
    October 13th, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    DEAR SANTA CLAUS IAM 9 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE REINDEERS AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE YOUR FRIEND FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING

  9. 112
    Leah said to Santa Claus:
    October 10th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    The jokes are funny i think you shoul put more out.

  10. 111
    dylan said to Santa Claus:
    October 10th, 2010 at 12:20 am

    knock knock
    who,s there
    merry
    merry who
    merry Christmas

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