Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 100
    emma said to Santa Claus:
    August 26th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    where do snowmen put there money? in a snowbank

  2. 99
    Alex said to Santa Claus:
    August 23rd, 2010 at 7:14 am

    What do reindeers play when not busy?
    They7 play a sleigh station.

  3. 98
    Yaw Kodua said to Santa Claus:
    July 30th, 2010 at 7:35 am

    I love jokes they are really funny

  4. 97
    shannon said to Santa Claus:
    July 12th, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    Knock Knock
    who.s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    open the door and ill tell you

  5. 96
    sarah said to Santa Claus:
    July 5th, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    knock knock whoes there santa santa who santa claus is here

  6. 95
    Ilda said to Santa Claus:
    July 4th, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    haha those are the funny chokes i ever heard i like those chokes!!!

  7. 94
    Lachlan said to Santa Claus:
    July 4th, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Hey Santa why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

    He was afraid that he would get a hole in one get it hole in one HA HA HA HA

  8. 93
    Imogen said to Santa Claus:
    July 1st, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Nock nock
    hows there?
    snow man
    snow man how
    snow man is geting ready for the big day

  9. 92
    Emma said to Santa Claus:
    June 28th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    How do you pull a snakes leg
    You can”t they do not haqve any

  10. 91
    Jenna said to Santa Claus:
    May 31st, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Santa Claus,Sorry
    but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
    But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
    Jenna anne Yarbrough

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