Silly Christmas Elf Jokes by Santa’s Reindeer
Santa's Reindeer
Everyone knows my Christmas Elves like silly jokes. But did you know my reindeer like silly jokes too? They do! But they love funny jokes about elves the best.
Would you like to read some of the funny jokes the reindeer like?
Well, here are some of the jokes that make my reindeer laugh:
What do elves like to eat?
“Elf”-aghetti!
What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!
How do elves get to the top of Santa’s Castle?
An “Elf”-evator.
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!
What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!
If there were 11 elves in the Workshop and another came to help, what would you call her?
The twelf
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-”elf”-a!
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!
What do you call an elf that just won the lottery?
Welfy
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Who do you think is sillier, my Christmas elves or my reindeer? (You can tell me who you think is the silliest at the North Pole. Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)
December 6th, 2011 at 1:34 am
ho ho ho they are funy espeshly
what do you call an elf that won the lotry
elfy
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 pm
EIF
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:07 pm
elf ones are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elf ones mean by jokes.
November 11th, 2011 at 8:26 am
i think santa claus is the silliest becaus he is funny and silly i love you santa:)
September 24th, 2011 at 5:40 am
that one bout the elves winning the lottery was funny hi my o my that was rare welfy (lauhging right now)
August 31st, 2011 at 2:09 am
what do santa clause’s puppies say?
santa paws
March 15th, 2011 at 4:59 pm
raindeer
February 23rd, 2011 at 3:18 pm
i think both
December 26th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
reindeer
December 26th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
i liked the joke about the wrap music one i told my mum, my nana,my dad they laghed to hard i had to stop them and then i said the next joke