I told you about Donder, oops, I mean Donner, changing his name. But, did you know people are changing my name?
I have many names around the world. Some people call me Santa Claus. Some call me Saint Nicholas. Some call me Father Christmas or Père Noël. Some even call me Kris Kringle. And those are just a few of my many names!
But then there were those funny Disney movies. First, there was “The Santa Clause”. So, a few people thought I had changed my name to Clause, with an “E”, from Claus. My elf lawyers got all befuddled.
Then, there was “The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause”. Oh, my. People thought I had a new wife called Mrs. Clause (with an “E”)! My lovely real wife, Mrs. Claus, and her elf lawyers got all befuddled!
And then there was “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause”. That is when I got all befuddled! So with my pen, a silly poem I muddled!
Would it give you pause,
If I was Santa Clause?
Would sleigh bells still jingle,
If I was ol’ Cris Cringle?
Would it be a sad trick,
If I was not Saint Nick?
And if I had paws,
Would I be Santa Claws?
But until the North Pole thaws,
I hope people call me,
Good old Santa Claus!
Yes, I wish people would call me Santa CLAUS. After all, calling me “Clause” gets the elf lawyers all befuddled. And there is nothing worse than a fuddled elf lawyer!
P.S. Do you think I should change my name to Santa Clause? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)