Santa Clause, Santa Claus, Santa Clause 3?
I told you about Donder, oops, I mean Donner, changing his name. But, did you know people are changing my name?
I have many names around the world. Some people call me Santa Claus. Some call me Saint Nicholas. Some call me Father Christmas or Père Noël. Some even call me Kris Kringle. And those are just a few of my many names!
But then there were those funny Disney movies. First, there was “The Santa Clause”. So, a few people thought I had changed my name to Clause, with an “E”, from Claus. My elf lawyers got all befuddled.
Then, there was “The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause”. Oh, my. People thought I had a new wife called Mrs. Clause (with an “E”)! My lovely real wife, Mrs. Claus, and her elf lawyers got all befuddled!
And then there was “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause”. That is when I got all befuddled! So with my pen, a silly poem I muddled!
Would it give you pause,
If I was Santa Clause?
Would sleigh bells still jingle,
If I was ol’ Cris Cringle?
Would it be a sad trick,
If I was not Saint Nick?
And if I had paws,
Would I be Santa Claws?
But until the North Pole thaws,
I hope people call me,
Good old Santa Claus!
Yes, I wish people would call me Santa CLAUS. After all, calling me “Clause” gets the elf lawyers all befuddled. And there is nothing worse than a fuddled elf lawyer! 
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Do you think I should change my name to Santa Clause? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
December 5th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
don’t think it matters much as claus and clause sound the same. i always spelled it clause.
November 15th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
hey elves tell santa clause i siad hey
December 21st, 2009 at 6:08 pm
what should i get for chritmas
November 26th, 2009 at 1:13 am
ALSO WANT X BOX 360
P.S. HAVE A MARRY CHRISTMAS AND ENJOY ALL OF THOSE COOKIES AND MILK I WOULD REALY LIKE IF YOU COULD BRING ME ALL OF THOSE THINGS
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FROM TOBY YOUR BUD
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Reply from the Elves:
The best way to make sure your wishes get into Santa’s book is to email Santa. They go straight in that way! If you put them on this blog then someone might forget to add them
Merry Christmas!
The Elves
P.S. What’s the magic word?
November 19th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Ooops…. sorry I sometime wrote your name like this Santa Clause but now i will right it like this Santa Claus sorry Santa Claus!!!!!
November 1st, 2009 at 11:16 am
i call u santa claus and that’s is what i’ll call you for ever!!!!
AislinnXXX
October 24th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Hi Santa Claus!
September 30th, 2009 at 2:51 am
I LOVE CHRISTMAR
September 13th, 2009 at 8:39 am
i don’t think you should chang you’r name.
July 18th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I like it the way it is without the e. love you santa