Rudolph’s Hiccups
Rudolph
Ho! Ho! Hiccup?
Well, Rudolph had the hiccups today. What a holly, jolly time we had at the North Pole finding a cure!
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Mrs Claus said Rudolph should stand on his head and drink some water. Rudolph tried but the water went up his nose! SPLUTTER! He was Rudolph the wet-nose reindeer!
Well, that did not work! Rudolph hiccupped even more.
The elves said he should stand on his tiptoes and sing jingle bells – backwards!
Rudolph tried. “Sleigh open horse one – hum! Fun what – bells jingle – hum! Bingle jells! Oh, I give up!” he said.
That did not work either! Rudolph hiccupped louder still!
Clumsy the Elf said he should stand on one leg and spin around. He showed Rudolph how to do it. Hop, twirl, hop, twirl, hop-twirly-twirl…
Do you know what happened next?
Clumsy the Elf got dizzy!
He hopped around and bumped into Rudolph.
Rudolph bumped into Blitzen.
Blitzen bumped into Donner.
Donner bumped into Prancer.
Prancer bumped into Dancer.
Dancer bumped into Mrs Claus…
And Mrs Claus spilled a cup of cold, cold water all over Rudolph’s head!
Hiccupping holly berries! It worked!
Rudolph stopped hiccupping! Everybody laughed. “Let’s all have a cookie,” said Mrs Claus.
But oh dear! Clumsy the Elf ate his cookie a little too fast – HIC! He got hiccups!
That’s when I ran outside for a BIG pail of ice cold water!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Have you ever had the hiccups? What did you do? Can you sing jingle bells backwards? You can click here to tell me about it or, scroll down to see what other people have written!
December 20th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
When I get the hiccups, I NEVER like to use the “scare” method (I can dish it out but I can’t take it!). Instead, I hold my breath and swallow three times. If that doesn’t work, I just don’t think about it. See ‘ya at Christmas!
Love,
Madeleine
(P.S.:Don’t pretend to have the hiccups or else you’ll really get them!)
December 20th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Santa I will check for rudolphs fur next to a ps3 add on
Your friend callum
P.S I am top %10 in maths in the country so i am so proud of me
December 20th, 2011 at 11:36 am
I AM SO SORRY THAT RUDOLPH HAD THE HICCUPS BUT I HOPE ALL OFF THEM COOL GUYS WHERE OK BECAUSE I DO CARE ABOUT THEM AND GUESS WHAT I LOVE RAINDEERS SO AND THE PERSON I REALLY LIKE IS YOU SANTA
December 20th, 2011 at 11:06 am
I hold my breath.
December 20th, 2011 at 9:00 am
if you want to get rid of rudolphs hiccups then scare him.tell me if it works.
December 20th, 2011 at 8:55 am
HA HA HA!!! That was pretty funny santa!I liked the part where Rudolph tried to sing jingle bells backwards that was sooo funny!!!!!! My dad used to tell that plain sugar worked so,we tried i but it didn’t work!! I really liked the story you should do another one like it!! GOOD JOB!!
YOUR FRIEND CHANLEE OAKES
December 20th, 2011 at 7:07 am
lets just hope he dos not have them on Christmas
December 20th, 2011 at 6:13 am
i love u soooooooooooooo much ruldoph you and commet are best but shhhhhhhhhh don’ tell commet this but u are a bit more special then him p.s can’t wait until christmas i will leave an extra carrot out for u what will have your name on it love u so much have a goood ride
thanks
byexxx
December 19th, 2011 at 10:19 pm
dear santa i really wish i could ride the polar express i have the movie it would be so cool to see it pull up in my yard your friend franklin joe browning
December 19th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
dear santa i know you are busy but i just wanted to say merry christmas your friend franklin browning