Rudolph’s Hiccups

Rudolph
Ho! Ho! Hiccup?
Well, Rudolph had the hiccups today. What a holly, jolly time we had at the North Pole finding a cure!
Would you like to hear more about red-nosed reindeer hiccups?
Mrs Claus said Rudolph should stand on his head and drink some water. Rudolph tried but the water went up his nose! SPLUTTER! He was Rudolph the wet-nose reindeer!
Well, that did not work! Rudolph hiccupped even more.
The elves said he should stand on his tiptoes and sing jingle bells – backwards!
Rudolph tried. “Sleigh open horse one – hum! Fun what – bells jingle – hum! Bingle jells! Oh, I give up!” he said.
That did not work either! Rudolph hiccupped louder still!
Clumsy the Elf said he should stand on one leg and spin around. He showed Rudolph how to do it. Hop, twirl, hop, twirl, hop-twirly-twirl…
Do you know what happened next?
Clumsy the Elf got dizzy!
He hopped around and bumped into Rudolph.
Rudolph bumped into Blitzen.
Blitzen bumped into Donner.
Donner bumped into Prancer.
Prancer bumped into Dancer.
Dancer bumped into Mrs Claus…
And Mrs Claus spilled a cup of cold, cold water all over Rudolph’s head!
Hiccupping holly berries! It worked!
Rudolph stopped hiccupping! Everybody laughed. “Let’s all have a cookie,” said Mrs Claus.
But oh dear! Clumsy the Elf ate his cookie a little too fast – HIC! He got hiccups!
That’s when I ran outside for a BIG pail of ice cold water!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Have you ever had the hiccups? What did you do? Can you sing jingle bells backwards? You can click here to tell me about it or, scroll down to see what other people have written!
December 12th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
The hiccup story was sooo funny! I liked it when the reindeer bumped into Mrs Claus and stuff like that, it was very funny!
December 12th, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Dear Santa
I do know two cures for hiccups. Pinch your nose and drink water and hold your breath.
December 12th, 2011 at 6:47 pm
i usually would breathe in til i can’t breathe in anymore, then hold it for ten seconds then it would be all gone!
December 12th, 2011 at 6:45 pm
What I do is I hold down my ears and count to ten.
December 12th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
i got water in my mouth and got on my back and i got rid of my hiccups
December 12th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
One time when I had the hiccups my mom gave me a teaspoon of sugar,and it worked!
December 12th, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I had the hiccups a few days ago!
December 12th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
SANTA CAN I HAVE A RAIN DEER
December 12th, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Hello Santa! I’m 7 years old. All I do when I have hiccups is wait. Sometimes I get hiccups right before I go to bed but in the morning there are no hiccups! That’s what I do.
December 12th, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Water on Rudolph’s head sound like it looked funny. Thanks for the laugh.