How Old Is Santa Claus?
Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa Claus?” I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”. “How old is Santa Claus?”. “What age is Santa Claus?”. Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”.
I laugh when I hear them whisper. After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am. Can I tell you a secret? I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus. But don’t tell anyone. Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is. So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers. And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”
I guess I better keep my whiskers. Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. How old do you think I am? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
December 24th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I think you are about four hundred years old.
December 24th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I have no clue how old you are but you are the nicest person on the face of the Earth.
December 24th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I think you are over 150 and my grandfather’s grandfather knew you in 1852.
December 24th, 2009 at 6:08 am
Santa, I think your very very very very very very very very very very old. And you have been alive since the 3rd centurary. So, I would say about 18 centurarys….which is 1800 years. SO YOUR 1800 YEARS OLD!
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
santa i will never ask how old u are
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:32 am
i dont know 200 years old
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Have a Merry Christmas!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I can’t wait ti’ll Christmas! Camryn knobbe is being noughty because she won’t listen to when I tell her to please stop!
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Is your age 40?
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
hi,Santa clause I think you are 900 years old.