How Old Is Santa Claus?

Posted by Santa Claus - November 8th, 2008


Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa Claus?”  I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”.  “How old is Santa Claus?”.  “What age is Santa Claus?”.  Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”. 

I laugh when I hear them whisper.  After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing!  Ho! Ho! Ho!

Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am.  Can I tell you a secret?  I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus.  But don’t tell anyone.  Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is.  So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers.  And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”

I guess I better keep my whiskers.  Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more!  Ho! Ho! Ho!

Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  How old do you think I am?  (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)


 
 

1,964 Responses to “How Old Is Santa Claus?”

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  1. 1670
    jeffrey said to Santa Claus:

    YOU ROCK YOU ROCK ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 1669
    jeffrey said to Santa Claus:

    i think your 63534174 years old

  3. 1668
    jeffrey said to Santa Claus:

    i think your 1000 … 000 years old

  4. 1667
    Sarah said to Santa Claus:

    700,000,000

  5. 1666
    Bailey said to Santa Claus:

    i thank you are 200

  6. 1665
    Bailey said to Santa Claus:

    you are 200 years old

  7. 1664
    fatuma said to Santa Claus:

    I THINK THAT SANTA CLAUS IS 1MILLION YEARS OLD

  8. 1663
    holly said to Santa Claus:

    i say your in your 50s 0r in your 60s

  9. 1662
    holly said to Santa Claus:

    hi how are u

  10. 1661
    holly said to Santa Claus:

    hi again cant wait for xmas

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