How Old Is Santa Claus?
Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa Claus?” I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”. “How old is Santa Claus?”. “What age is Santa Claus?”. Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”.
I laugh when I hear them whisper. After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am. Can I tell you a secret? I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus. But don’t tell anyone. Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is. So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers. And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”
I guess I better keep my whiskers. Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. How old do you think I am? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm
YOU ROCK YOU ROCK ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
i think your 63534174 years old
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
i think your 1000 … 000 years old
December 21st, 2009 at 12:25 pm
700,000,000
December 21st, 2009 at 11:51 am
i thank you are 200
December 20th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
you are 200 years old
December 20th, 2009 at 5:49 am
I THINK THAT SANTA CLAUS IS 1MILLION YEARS OLD
December 18th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
i say your in your 50s 0r in your 60s
December 18th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
hi how are u
December 18th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
hi again cant wait for xmas