Elf Breakfast at the North Pole

Posted by Santa Claus - November 26th, 2010


Would you like to know what it is like at the North Pole?  It can be a pretty silly place!   Would you like to hear about a morning with the elves?

Well, when the elves wake up they all slide out of bed… on their slides!  They have a quick wash.  They brush their teeth.  Then they put on their little elf outfits, hats and pointy little elf shoes.

Then they all go to the Great Hall of Elves for breakfast.   As soon as you walk in the door your tummy gets hungry. It is from the smell of fresh maple syrup and candy canes.   Yum!

The elves sit in little sleighs to eat their meals.   There are great big bowls of food.  There’s lots of healthy food like apples, berries and snow bananas.  There’s lots of yummy elf food too.   There’s candy cane oatmeal.  And the elves really like the hot maple syrup elf cakes (with chocolate pickle sauce of course!).

Then an elf will ask, “Does anyone have any maple syrup?”  All the other elves answer, “I do!”    Then they ALL bring their little bottles of maple syrup to that elf.  In the end, that elf has so many little bottles that you can hardly see his sleigh!

Mrs. Claus and I visit each of the little sleighs.  We talk with all the elves.  We take pictures with them too.  We share cookies and hot chocolate.  We have a real nice little visit with each elf.  The elves love silly Christmas jokes and we all laugh and laugh!

Whoever eats the biggest, healthiest breakfast gets to keep the Big Spoon for the rest of the day.  It’s a REALLY big spoon, bigger than an elf!

But you can tell when the elves are full.  They ALL start burping!   Oh my goodness what a sound!

First one starts and then another.   Pretty soon the whole hall is full of burping and laughing elves.  Then, when Mrs. Claus has had enough of the elves’ being silly, she rings her shiny silver bell.  The elves ALL stop and say “Sorry, Mrs. Claus”.

Hmm, I wonder if that’s where the song “Silver Bells” came from? Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S. What do you think would be the silliest part of having breakfast with elves? (You can tell me what other silly things you think elves do at breakfast here.  Or, scroll down to see what others have written!)


 
 

214 Responses to “Elf Breakfast at the North Pole”

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  1. 210
    carly said to Santa Claus:

    Santa how many people are in the north poll , and do you and Mrs.clause think it is weird for a 10 year old still writing to Santa.

  2. 209
    amy said to Santa Claus:

    hi elves say hi to santa please i bet your busy making presents sorry if i didube you. but please may i have a laptop top from santa thank you xxxx
    ps. rember to tell santa thank you bye

  3. 208
    Anonymous said to Santa Claus:

    VERY FUNNY! i SURE DO LOVE CHRISTMAS WAY MORE THAN MY BIRTHDAY!

  4. 207
    Ruth said to Santa Claus:

    I think elves tell silly jokes to eachother and make everyone laugh! I really wish I could join in!

  5. 206
    megan said to Santa Claus:

    elfes please comment back and tell clumsey i said i trip over things once and a while but not as offen he trip’s over cell phones and come to my house santa now’s where it is i’ll stay up and wait for you if santa lets me so i’ve got to go p.s. do not trip over cell phones why would they be on the floor

  6. 205
    megan said to Santa Claus:

    this is cool elves please comment back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. i dint put my phone number or email for saftey and stop burping mrs.claus is going to like me because she cant here me burp and less stress at the north pole and for your guy’s tummy’s and for santa claus and who no’es mabey you’ll get a call from me on christmas eve and i keep in touch with this web site and you guy’s and tell clubsey to stop falling over somthing he invented!

  7. 204
    megan said to Santa Claus:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i like the part where the elve start burping and then mrs.claus rings the bell and they all say sorry mrs.claus

  8. 203
    EMILY said to Santa Claus:

    I think the elves ride rund in there sleighs that would be funny
    :-)

  9. 202
    Kaitlin said to Santa Claus:

    I think that when the elves are eating breakfast, they tell each other jokes and make silly faces

  10. 201
    kert said to Santa Claus:

    I love to breakfast,are your Elf like breakfast ?

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