Elf Breakfast at the North Pole

Posted by Santa Claus - November 26th, 2010


Would you like to know what it is like at the North Pole?  It can be a pretty silly place!   Would you like to hear about a morning with the elves?

Well, when the elves wake up they all slide out of bed… on their slides!  They have a quick wash.  They brush their teeth.  Then they put on their little elf outfits, hats and pointy little elf shoes.

Then they all go to the Great Hall of Elves for breakfast.   As soon as you walk in the door your tummy gets hungry. It is from the smell of fresh maple syrup and candy canes.   Yum!

The elves sit in little sleighs to eat their meals.   There are great big bowls of food.  There’s lots of healthy food like apples, berries and snow bananas.  There’s lots of yummy elf food too.   There’s candy cane oatmeal.  And the elves really like the hot maple syrup elf cakes (with chocolate pickle sauce of course!).

Then an elf will ask, “Does anyone have any maple syrup?”  All the other elves answer, “I do!”    Then they ALL bring their little bottles of maple syrup to that elf.  In the end, that elf has so many little bottles that you can hardly see his sleigh!

Mrs. Claus and I visit each of the little sleighs.  We talk with all the elves.  We take pictures with them too.  We share cookies and hot chocolate.  We have a real nice little visit with each elf.  The elves love silly Christmas jokes and we all laugh and laugh!

Whoever eats the biggest, healthiest breakfast gets to keep the Big Spoon for the rest of the day.  It’s a REALLY big spoon, bigger than an elf!

But you can tell when the elves are full.  They ALL start burping!   Oh my goodness what a sound!

First one starts and then another.   Pretty soon the whole hall is full of burping and laughing elves.  Then, when Mrs. Claus has had enough of the elves’ being silly, she rings her shiny silver bell.  The elves ALL stop and say “Sorry, Mrs. Claus”.

Hmm, I wonder if that’s where the song “Silver Bells” came from? Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S. What do you think would be the silliest part of having breakfast with elves? (You can tell me what other silly things you think elves do at breakfast here.  Or, scroll down to see what others have written!)


 
 

214 Responses to “Elf Breakfast at the North Pole”

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  1. 180
    harry said to Santa Claus:

    whats with the elves being silly im mean really

  2. 179
    mahoganie said to Santa Claus:

    I think they would…………………
    …..like fart!

  3. 178
    stephanie said to Santa Claus:

    i think the part that is funny is when all the elfs go BURP! That is the funny part. And one more thing another thing silly and fun at breakfast is sitting with santa and telling christmas jokes.

  4. 177
    Nicole said to Santa Claus:

    I wish i could have a meal like that!Now my brother just burped!

  5. 176
    norma said to Santa Claus:

    i love santa i believe in santa and the presents<3

  6. 175
    Emilie said to Santa Claus:

    I think the part that was the most silly was when the elves each sit on little sleighs!!!!! Ha ha he he ha ha he he ha ha!

  7. 174
    Ashlyn said to Santa Claus:

    what a funny thing what elfs like to eat! Chocolate pickle syrup! I didn’t realize how different elfs are from us.

  8. 173
    Will said to Santa Claus:

    I just have 1 question. Can you take me me to the north pole pleeeeeeeeeeeese?

  9. 172
    isabella said to Santa Claus:

    me and my family were at a hotel and my sister was making me laugh so hard i fell of my chair and every body went quite and then i did a small burp and a girl said ‘look daddy that girl burped i am going to try it’ i was really embaressed

  10. 171
    andrea said to Santa Claus:

    dear santa claus you and your wife are the best will you bring me some thing for me ok

    thank you for bring this thigs

    from:andra
    to:santa claus

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