A Cleaning Claustastrophe

Posted by Santa Claus on December 14th, 2011

Today Clumsy and I decided to help . Of course, I am never sure if Clumsy is really helping or not!  Would you like to hear what happened?

Mrs. Claus works so hard keeping the North Pole nice and clean.  Sometimes she needs a little break.  I thought it would be very nice to help her!

After we had a lovely dinner, I asked Mrs. Claus to sit down.  I just wanted her to relax.  Clumsy and I would clean up everything by ourselves. We decided that Clumsy would clean the dishes.  I would mop the floor.

I went to the cupboard to get everything I needed.  When I came back, I got such a surprise!

Clumsy was holding the plates up so that Rudolph could lick them clean!

I let out such a shout of surprise!  Clumsy got a fright and dropped four plates on the floor.  Crash!

Well, I told Rudolph to go back to his stable.  Clumsy started to sweep up the broken dishes.  I filled my bucket full of water and turned round and tripped over Clumsy.  I guess I was the clumsy one today.  There was water and bubbles everywhere!

We made so much noise that Mrs. Claus came into the kitchen.  I thought she was going to be angry.  I thought she was going to put us on the naughty list!

No, she just laughed at us.

“Santa you stick to making presents for the children.  I will do the cleaning.”  She laughed.  Clumsy and I laughed too.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S  What do you do to help around the house?  Do you clean up like Clumsy?   You can click here to tell me or scroll down to see what other people have written!


109 Responses to “A Cleaning Claustastrophe”

  1. sierra

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  3. Morgen

    I S0metimes clean my r00m or do the dishes

  4. joshua

    clean my room

  5. Clare

    I don’t clean up much but I love cleaning my room! I do it every time I am free. I love having things nice and tidy!

  6. rosemary

    santa baby

  7. morgan

    I help to set the table:)

  8. Haley

    well i help my mum clean around the house and sometimes when she is in bed i clean around the house and surprie her and then i make her coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Maria reyes

    i would like to meet clumsy

  10. Ella

    I like to help my mum get everything ready for christmas,like the tree and all the decorations and i like to decorate the table on christmas eve ready for christmas dinner! :-) i love you santa!xx

  11. Rooth

    your silly santa your clumsy not clumsy

  12. william

    I like very,very,very much.
    love william


  14. Livvy

    Haha Santa Claus that is soo funny that is what my sister does with plates she holds them up so my dog Salem can lick them clean it’s such a funny sight! : )

  15. Megan

    Aww…. poor you Santa! One time when I helped to wash up, I spilt water all over the floor, and my Dog kept on slipping over on it! It was really funny, but mum made me mop it up strait away!

  16. christy

    can i help im good at clening?????

  17. Roisin

    I always wash the dishes. I can also light the fire so when my mammy comes home there is a fire lit for her. Say hi to Mrs. Claus for me.

  18. Brooklyn

    that is so funny love you Santa Elves and of course Raindeer!
    this is soo soo funny!

  19. Devon I

    i clean the dishes

  20. maggie

    Yes I help clean

  21. Jack

    santa clause that is so funny. And by the way if you need help cleaning dishes I am good at that

  22. kayla-may

    hi can you ask santa if i am on the nice list or naughty list? please please please please please please!!!!!!! xxxxx

  23. Leah

    Wow, do you still have dishes now? I hope Clumsy did not break them all! No offense Clumsy…. Tell Mrs Claus I hope she gets new dishes to use for everyone and Merry Christmas!

  24. olivia

    i love cleaning so much have me over some day to help you clean up also i have not seen you yet so this is what i want for christmas gray uggs apple ipod touch 4th generation [white] i also want a cover

  25. olivia

    i for got to say one thing the cover meant for my ipod touch 4th generation [white] P.S. i or got to say please leave me a note at my house and a picture of the reindeer counting rudolph the red nosed reindeer if you do that i will give you goodies whate i will give you goodies any way one thing i love you P.S. please have me over some day and i will do the dishes for you i also sent you a letter from monticello and it said to reply back i better go good night

  26. kaylah

    It sounds like you’ve had a great day. i normaly fold the washing and sometimes help her get the washing of the line. I put the dishes in the dishwasher and somethimes unpack the diswasher :)

  27. Ryder

    I help by mowing the lawn.

  28. Megan and Madalyn

    Heyy Santa, Clumsy ,Mrs.Claus and the others,
    I LOVE the that yall posted that is funny!! that must be fun!! LOL (:
    Megan and Madalyn

  29. Megan and Madalyn

    Hahaha…. LOL… that is so funny!!!(:
    Can I help? LOL


  30. Anonymous

    I help my mommy make dinner!I listen to my mom! I play with my puppy luna

  31. Taycie

    Ilove you!:)

  32. katerina

    i would’ve laughed too

  33. Hannah

    to help out around the house i fill and empty the dish washer i also help out with the clothes washing.and clean the animals but thats all.

  34. ellie.p and jaizy

    santa me a jaizy have been realy good girls so santa any way how did it get so dirty omg!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. ellie.p and jaizy

    hi santa ho ho

  36. sydney

    hey this is sydney from mesa i heard that you sent some eleves to watch the naughty and nice list down her so i hope i be reallty good today bye! love ya!

  37. Charlotte

    oh santa youre so funny, i love you, love charlotte (15) xxxxxxx

  38. chelsea


  39. Sarah

    and Mrs Claus i hope you take care :)

  40. Amanda

    HO!ho!ho! I’m a clumsy girl.

  41. c.t

    dear santa that is funny

  42. Gregory

    I help my mother with everthing.

  43. Christine

    Hi! how are you hopefully you’ll be done in time to take all the presents to everyone christmas eve that night.

  44. jamie

    santa i voted which raindeer should gard the slay on christmas and i think rodolph because the noise is really bright so he would see where he is going.So everyone vote for rodolph or santa wont now where he is going.We want rodolph

  45. jamie

    i allways go on Santa tracker on christmas Eve it is AMAIZING

  46. Anonymous

    i am having christmas dinner in my house this christmas

  47. megan

    well i do all the things none off my family do it just me

  48. olivia

    i help by doing the loundery and sometimes the dishes!! i love to help out and its not just for the rewards!!

  49. Rami

    In my house I always do the tidying. My mum never does the tidying she is always at work. P.S: My DAD sometimes does the CLEANINIG!!!

  50. Rosie

    I take my plate out and do other helpful things

  51. Jesse

    I want Rudolph to glide the sleigh so Santa knows where to go and to see. I want Rudolph!!!!!!

  52. carson

    wat up

  53. carson

    hey santa

  54. mckenzie

    HI Santa!i do some chores around my house. my mom really apperciates it well anyway hope you got me that i pad 2!

  55. Marisa

    Hey!! I do some chores around the house.My parents appreciate the work I do.

  56. Drew

    Hey Santa I wanted to tell u how I clean up the house.I help by cleaning the floors,my room,the rugs,and my bed.My mom says i”m a big help.Take care of the elfs and Mrs.Claus.
    Your friend,

  57. Landry

    Dear Santa Clause,
    I help my mom clear the table and wash the dishes after dinner. I once told my mom to go bathe my baby sister and I would do the dishes for her. I was also clumsy and broke a glass. My mom came into the kichen and didn’t say anything. She just smiled and said we had pleanty other cups the same. Looks like I won’t ever be doing the dishes alone again.

  58. Emily-Jade


  59. Lickton

    You rock

  60. natalie

    its really good poor old clumsy

  61. Gus

    Elves should be careful. And Clumsy seems very clumsy.

  62. Laura

    I like to help mummy and daddy by sometimes doing the ironing-only when either mummy or daddy is there though.I also help by keeping my room tidy and doing the washing – up.

  63. Landon

    i always make sure my room is clean and i clean up my toys after im done playing with them

  64. amy

    haii santa i would exaiting 9 sleeps go ,i feel soo happy now , i going make christmas tree on my window rhigt now !!!! how are you today on chritmas eve xx love you soo much and happy new year and elf toooo x

  65. Megan

    Turn on Christmas lights in the house
    Help Mom with cooking and cleaning
    Act nice

  66. arann

    in my house i always make my bed. and i sometimes do the dishwasher.

    from arann

  67. Alex

    I clean up when Dad tells me to. I also clean my room.

  68. Ainsley

    I think that in the inside she was a little bit angry. But you made me laugh when i read it.

  69. mackenzie

    i am begging you to not let clumsy the elf make my toys i am begging you please not after what he did with the plates

  70. Jamie

    hi santa i like your stories

  71. henry

    hi santa i got your letter i like it

  72. rahim

    im muslim but i still wan some presents please

  73. Amy

    poor clumsy he really does try to help but he is so clumsy i guess thats were his name comes from!!!!

  74. Amy

    I always have to keep my room tidy i would never get clumsy to tidy my room i think he would make even more mess!

  75. Amy

    i love commenting on your stories santa not long till xmas

  76. jamie

    hi santa i like your emails mayb someone will have a go

  77. haley

    i thought that was nice of you santa

  78. Leah

    I help do lots of things, in fact there are too many to put down!

  79. Drew

    i clean the dishes and i somtimes mop the floor like dad

  80. Stacy

    I clean the house and wash the dog

  81. Jack

    I help make the dinner and clean the windows sometimes and also walk my dog so he wont destroy pillows and stuff lol

  82. Ethan

    I take out the trash, clear the dishes from the table, make my bed, help put laundry away, I gave my old toys away to other kids.

  83. John Paul

    I take out the rubbish, walk my dog, help Mum bake cakes, cookies,etc.I also clean my room and sometimes help Mum wash the dishes

  84. Anonymous


  85. Caitlin

    To help around the house I make sure my room is clean and I vaccume.

  86. Heather

    Sometimes, I put away the dishes.

  87. ALEXA

    I am always picking up my room!Any little object out of place I freak out!

  88. bella

    i clean up our family room.and unload the dish washer.

  89. Ariana


  90. dutgirl x

    i have to tidy up my room although i often dont want to i do because i know it helps my mum
    dutgirl x

  91. Georgia

    Do the dishes sweep the floor tidy up the liveing room and my bedroom houver up

  92. rachel

    Hey santa you might want to check clumsy’s family tree we might LONG-lost cousins he sounds Almost as clumsy as I am! :)

  93. Erin

    I help clean bt tidying my room and moping , clearing the table also picking up toys unfotuatley i dont like cleaning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGGGGRRRRRR
    Bye Santa its CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. tia

    i really want to ride your sleigh

  95. keya

    santa i want a ipod

  96. kyra

    i love you

  97. keya

    i want to come to the north pole

  98. abbey


  99. Sammi

    I Hate Cleaning my Room too

  100. bailey

    oh man that was funny site

  101. bailey

    how funny santa

  102. Sophia

    I once went to the north pole in my dream. But I didn’t see you there ;)

  103. Payton

    I do the laundry and help around the house when needed. Anything to help my mom and dad.

  104. helena

    is frisbee at my home

  105. helena

    santa your the best

  106. helena

    i love you

  107. BAILEY

    i help my mom some times clean the house

  108. louise

    i do allot of house work though i don’t like it

  109. louise

    i like house work

  110. Katy

    WOW! IM TALKING TO SANTA!!!! i like house work and making my own inventions like you and the elves. i guess you could say… I was half santa and mrs claus! i also like to show people the way… so im like the reindeer aswell! have a good time at the north pole. i dont mind what i get. LOTS OF LOVE…

  111. Mikalia

    I cleaned the dining room, wash the dishes, took care of my cat’s, and dog’s.


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