Christmas Squid Tubes & Tentacles

Posted by Santa Claus on December 16th, 2010

Mrs. Claus likes to try all kinds of new food.  And I like to bring her back fun things to cook with.  Last time I brought her back some squid tubes and tentacles from Italy.

Would you like to hear a funny story about the squid tubes and tentacles?

Well, Clumsy the Elf was walking by Mrs. Claus kitchen.  He smelled something yummy.  “Mrs. Claus, are you making some fancy new treats?” asked Clumsy.  “Why yes, I am.  Would you like to try some?” asked Mrs. Claus.  Clumsy was a bit hungry so he said, “Yes, please!”

Mrs. Claus put a fresh plate of squid tubes and tentacles in front of him.  Clumsy looked at the plate.  He was not too sure any more if he wanted them.  But, he did not want to hurt Mrs. Claus’ feelings so he did not say anything.

Then he took a little bite of a squid tentacle.  After all, you never know if something tastes good until you try it!  Sshloop!  The squid tentacle stuck to his tongue.  He did not like that!  He tried to get it unstuck but… Sshloop!  … another squid tentacle stuck to his tongue!  He grabbed a candy cane.  It was just the right tool.  It popped those squid tentacles right off.

After that, he really did not want any more.  But he did not want to hurt Mrs. Claus’ feelings either.  So he tried to hide all the squid tubes and tentacles.  He could not find a good hiding spot for them.  Then he heard Mrs. Claus coming.  Yikes!  He panicked.  He threw the squid tubes and tentacles into the air.   The tentacles went “Sshloop!” again and stuck to the ceiling.

Mrs. Claus came back in.  “Oh Clumsy, you ate it all up!  Here’s some more!” she said.  She gave Clumsy another big plate of squid tubes and tentacles.  “Yuk!” thought Clumsy, but he smiled at Mrs. Claus.

He pretended to put a piece in his mouth every time Mrs. Claus looked.  Of course, Sshloop!, every time a tentacle grabbed his tongue then Clumsy would have to fight with it to get it off .

Mrs. Claus came back with a big smile.  “You sure seem to like my cooking today!  I made you some special squid tube and tentacle ice cream!”

Clumsy could not handle it any longer.  “I don’t like squid tubes and tentacles!  I am sorry!” he wailed.    “I did not want to upset you.”

Mrs. Claus stopped.  She did not say anything for a second.  Then she saw the squid tubes Clumsy had put on the ceiling.  She laughed aloud.

“Clumsy, you should have told me right away!  It was very nice of you to think of my feelings but you can always tell the truth.  It is OK if you do not like them.  I am just glad you tried them.”  And that is when all the squid tubes and tentacles fell off the ceiling and landed right on top of Clumsy.  Sshloop! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think you would like squid tubes and tentacles?  Leave a message to tell me what things you do not like to eat.  Or, scroll down to see what things other people think are yucky!


110 Responses to “Christmas Squid Tubes & Tentacles”

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  1. 100
    My friend Lauren said:

    No i would not.

  2. 99
    My friend Brooke said:

    I Like trying foods

  3. 98
    My friend Amber said:

    well let’s see squid tubes and tentacles” and sushi peppers hamburgers
    sour apples [ sweet i love ] deer meat turkey meat rabbit meat [ rabbit burgers i like ] and i can not think of the rest ok bye bye santa and the elves

  4. 97
    My friend cadee said:

    santa are they tasty i have never tried one i am 10 i just had my birthday. i will always believe in you!

  5. 96
    My friend Coco dream said:


  6. 95
    My friend Coco said:

    I hate sweet and i like coc cola

  7. 94
    My friend Anonymous said:


  8. 93
    My friend kayla said:

    i HATE new foods!!

  9. 92
    My friend willow said:

    i lovelots of food and i have adult taste but i REALLY hate ketchup! yuky i ONLY like it on fast food but my two favourite foods are blue chease and peanut butter i was alowed to id brig peanutbutter to school so i could eat it at brake! love always
    willow :D

  10. 91
    My friend lexi said:

    i hate onions they just are to crunchy and well when you cut them they make you cry so i think i will just stay away from them for now until they change witch i guess will be never so iguess i will never eat an onion


  12. 90
    My friend grumpythe elf jake wiliams friend said:

    i bet clumsey was sad lovehim

  13. 89
    My friend Nolan/Carly said:

    Nolan loves squid tubes, but not the tenticles, Carly doesn’t like either. This was a great story cause our grandpa own a seafood shop. Carly doesn’t like eggrolls either.

  14. 88
    My friend whitney said:

    Hi Santa you are awesome!!!
    I hate goose, duck, brussel sprouts, and
    tentacles and squid tubes. I loved that story it is so funny!!!

  15. 87
    My friend Anshy said:

    I don’t like onions and chunkey tomatoes

  16. 86
    My friend Sophia said:

    I do not like toemotos.

  17. 85
    My friend mackenzie said:

    i think it was funny that clumsy threw all his squid tubes on the ceiling.i would not like squid tubes.

  18. 84
    My friend Henry said:

    I don’t really like cooked peppers, but strangely enough, I like them when they are stuffed.

  19. 83
    My friend Grady McCall said:

    Hey again Santa! Merry Christmas!

    I don’t like to eat spinach, macaroni and cheese, squash and zucchini, butternut squash, and alfredo sauce. That’s it. BUT…I will try them when my parents ask me to. So…don’t put me on your bad list, haha!

    Merry Christmas to you, Santa!!!

  20. 82
    My friend Luis said:

    I like you Santa and Mrs. Claus

  21. 81
    My friend sophie p said:

    it 7 day to christmas year

  22. 80
    My friend hily said:


  23. 79
    My friend Crystal said:

    i do not like to eat alot cuse i m a fussey eater

  24. 78
    My friend Isadora said:

    Dear Santa,
    I do not like Squid Tubes and Tentacles. But, I loved your story. Thank you for sharing it with me.
    One of things I do not like to eat is mint flavored candy. I also do not like soda, because it tickles my tongue.

  25. 77
    My friend Ebony Ikeemeka said:

    Dear Santa,
    I read your letter. I loved your letter. I am glad you liked the coke cola. And I liked your letter.

  26. 76
    My friend Emily said:

    I do not like fish but I do like caviar

  27. 75
    My friend demi said:

    i really like toy for tots to help kids

  28. 74
    My friend Monique said:

    I don’t think I would want to eat that!

  29. 73
    My friend Anonymous said:

    iluv you

  30. 72
    My friend casey smith said:

    hey santa claus its me casey the one who sent you the email well i just want say hey to sant clause the elves and reindeer and dont forget mrs claus hohoho merry christmas sant and everybody else and a happy new year

  31. 71
    My friend Jody said:

    I like everytihg , but that stuff dont sound too good.


  32. 70
    My friend Bethany said:

    i dont like omlets, they upset my stomache and taste like metal :P

    Merry christmas only 8 days :D
    -Bethany| :D |

  33. 69
    My friend saskia said:

    all things nice!

  34. 68
    My friend Violet said:

    Sorry I didn’t read any of that but just came to remind you to send me a BB Gun for Christmas. Just slide it down my chimney. No biggie.

  35. 67
    My friend Amber-louise said:

    Yuukk i HATE brushel sprout
    i dont think they are very nice :|

  36. 66
    My friend matthew tremayne said:

    hey it,s me matthew tremayne these are some things i don,like to eat is chilly and peppers thats all. squid tubes and tentacles saund good. love matthew tremayne

  37. 65
    My friend Jen said:

    Dear Santa Claus,

    I don’t like seafood, mushrooms, and, I think that is about it. I really am not that picky compared to some of my friends… I bet Mrs. Claus is a great cook! It makes me hungry even thinking about it!

  38. 64
    My friend kennedy said:

    hello santa my name is kennedy i just emailed santa at and santa told me to come here so i did i love santawith all my heart and i always will hope you and all the eleves have a wonderful christmas hahhahahah


  39. 63
    My friend emily said:

    dear santa, i would not enjoy squid tubes and tentacles but i would still eat it:)

  40. 62
    My friend kelley said:

    Hi Mr and Mrs.Claus
    I like many kinds of food but I have never tryed tentacles before now some day I will try it.Have a safe trip around the world.

  41. 61
    My friend samantha said:

    santa your cool(ps listen to the song pitbul-krazy pps I LIKE GRONNOLA)

  42. 60
    My friend samantha said:


  43. 59
    My friend samantha said:

    WHATS A GRONNOLa bar!?!

  44. 58
    My friend samantha said:


  45. 57
    My friend samantha said:

    i don’t like onions or pickles pickles are too sour and onions are just nastey(ps i think your the best santa)

  46. 56
    My friend Dylan said:

    Dear Santa I think I will like it but the foods that
    I do not like are shrimp and people tell me that it taste like chicken but I will never know until I will try it

  47. 55
    My friend lizzie said:

    i dont think i would like that no offense

  48. 54
    My friend maddy said:



  49. 53
    My friend cat said:


  50. 52
    My friend Marnie said:

    I love you Santa, if I had only one wish for Christmass, I would wish that the love you spread would last forever for everyone in the world.

  51. 51
    My friend Emilee p said:

    hi Mr. and Mrs. Clause what foods i don’t like are:peppers,and a lot more spicey stuff like that

    p.s i couldn’t think of any thing else

    p.p.s i know i have a ‘LOT’ more food i don’t like :) (:

  52. 50
    My friend Keegan said:

    I don’t like much seafood either but I bet some chocalate pudding could satisfy Clumsy’s hunger PS: I bet Mrs. Clause can make some good pudding!

  53. 49
    My friend Amber said:

    i hate onions,liver,squid,hotdogs,some kinds of meet,cauiflower,ak ofnd hot peppers thats all i hate im sure i hate more stuff but thats all i cann thin

  54. 48
    My friend Sam said:

    I don’t like to eat rutabaga. I would not like squid tubes and tentacles or it in ice cream! I like brocolli, but NOT with cheese sauce.

  55. 47
    My friend ellie said:


  56. 46
    My friend Kyle said:

    I would’nt mind trying some of that squid tubes and tentacles. I like calamari, sushi, and other seafoods. The only thing i would not consider is combi ning them with christmas cookies! NOW THATS A CRIME! But then again, dont knock it, ’till you try it!

  57. 45
    My friend jailyn said:

    i think i do not like chickin

  58. 44
    My friend Catherine said:

    Hi Santa! I like all kinds of food! But one of the things I don’t like are mushrooms. Bye Santa, Mrs.Claus, and the elves! Stay warm!

  59. 43
    My friend makayla said:

    wow lol that si so so so so so so funny i loved that storry i feel bad for clumsy

  60. 42
    My friend liliana said:

    I dont think squid is very nice to you either clumsy it tsicks to your tungue! wow yuck!!!
    sorry mrs.clause its the truth

  61. 41
    My friend alexis said:

    hi i think its cute that about feeling but i dont like a lot of things to tel lyou the turth

  62. 40
    My friend dynasty said:

    hello santa claus and mrs claus and elves very nice blog merry christmas

  63. 39
    My friend melyssa said:

    hi santa1can you send a message to my daddy

  64. 38
    My friend Leah said:

    Dear santa,
    Its me again Leah remember onl;y one christmas a year so enjoy it !!!!!!!!!But merry christmas anyway!!!!!!!!

  65. 37
    My friend melyssa said:

    hi Santa!i hope you are having a wonderful time in the north pole!IT must be very COLD up in the north pole!i hope you get all the presents to everyone!

  66. 36
    My friend Olivia said:

    i don’t like liver and onions or anything with too much onions or syrup!

  67. 35
    My friend brianna said:

    i believe in u ur the best

  68. 34
    My friend emma said:

    ok we will bring her a granola bar.

  69. 33
    My friend Noelle said:

    Yes Santa, I would try them. They kind of sound like calamari. Did you try any Santa & did you like them? I do not like to eat peanut butter or spicy candy except pepermint.

  70. 32
    My friend Sophie said:

    `i mean i like all KINDS of food

  71. 31
    My friend kenedi said:

    the things i do not like to eat hush puppies and fish

  72. 30
    My friend Sophie said:

    i like all kids of food but i dont think i would like a squad with tentickle how does mrs cluas eat that stuff?
    do you like them and
    what is your email?
    have a good birthday.
    isent christmas your birthday?

  73. 29
    My friend Bella said:

    meatloaf spaghetti lasanigha

  74. 28
    My friend he he said:

    awsome so funny keep on rolling santa!

  75. 27
    My friend ryan said:


  76. 26
    My friend Sage said:

    coconut cooked carrots store bought beets

  77. 25
    My friend Karleigh said:

    I do not like to eat,beef,ham,spinatch, liver and onions, hashbrowns,sasage, ketchup, and relish,and pork.

  78. 24
    My friend georgia said:

    on the 24 december, me and my family go to a reseront then go to the thereta. i have a sea food pasta with squid legs!they are yummy, but a bit off putting. they are crunchy! and it is a italen resteront1

  79. 23
    My friend ELFY said:

    Is Mrs.Claus fat liek you???

  80. 22
    My friend khloe said:

    i love the christmas food speacil about t
    he turkey

  81. 21
    My friend Megan said:

    Dear Santa,

    Did you like the squid tubes and tentacles? DO you name the elves by the way they act like Clumsy. Please answer and tell the elves I said Hi.

  82. 20
    My friend angel said:

    I can’t wait till christmas .
    And santa puts all the presents under the tree.
    can you belive it is only 9 sleeps.
    it’s the coldest in 17 years .
    I’m going to watch loads of christmas flims

  83. 19
    My friend Morgan said:



  84. 18
    My friend Katie said:

    hope everyone is ok in the north pole

  85. 17
    My friend George said:

    cant wait for christmas day ho ho ho ho what a great story

  86. 16
    My friend cecily said:

    sprouts, spicy chilly, lots of vegetables, tomatoes

  87. 15
    My friend gloria said:

    how all are you Santa .
    I think that I like that food.

  88. 14
    My friend Ruzenka said:

    I Like Sushi and dont like fish fried it makes me sick, santa i like fried tentacles AND NOT TOO KEEN ON Squid but it is nice! Its hot here in cape town! RUZENKA.

  89. 13
    My friend Alliecat said:

    Dear:Santa I just was wandring what was you’r name wen you war little? Theeys are some of what I thalt Nicke Santnicck Santaclolls Santa Clolls.\?

  90. 12
    My friend Alliecat said:

    Dear:Santa in Richmind it is snowing and the wethrman ses it will get to be 5 feet tall of snow.But as I a magin you get more snow then as becas you live in the Noth pole and I bet you,you get snow evry day.And you woud not mind to tell me if Iam on the noltelist? or not and something els is you woud not mind ethr woud you tell me all you’r raendeers name?By.Alliecat

  91. 11
    My friend Alliecat said:

    Dear:Mrss.Clalls my dad loves to cook sens I was 2 yiys old I wod wouch my dad cook or help my dad cook.Well hear is a raspy that I love rety to her I hope so.2 cops flou.1\2 cushouger.1\4th tespoun cinmin.1 egg.2 stiks of butter.Mixs with1\2 cup of cholit then take a icecrem skouper andskoup the douw after mixing on to a traey.P.S add 1\2 tespoun of sallt.By.Alliecat

  92. 10
    My friend kaci said:

    i would not like that either(no effence mrs.claus!).

  93. 9
    My friend kaci said:

    i dont like pasta and i dont like carrots and cabbage

  94. 8
    My friend Leah said:

    dear santa thanks for giving me a letter and thanks for telling me that rudolph might go on my wii but tell him not to break it

  95. 7
    My friend Camaryn said:

    That was really funny

  96. 6
    My friend maria said:

    hello santa cool blog just got your email u sent me thanks

  97. 5
    My friend Laura said:

    Ohh dear! Did you have any squid Santa?

  98. 4
    My friend jybriah said:

    santa clause i told u that i would come on your blog[remember me

  99. 3
    My friend Sophie said:

    Dear Santa,
    I can’t wait till you come. You know only nine more days so you better get ready!
    P.S. I am 9 and I live in Cincinnati, Ohio

  100. 2
    My friend jlynn said:

    merry christmas bye ilove youto

  101. 1
    My friend Emma said:

    Great story Santa! I don’t like squid tubes and tentacles but I do like calamari!

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