Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!

Posted by Santa Claus on December 6th, 2010

Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer!  It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!

My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier.  So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!

Would you like to hear the ones they made up?

The elves started first:
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already.  I want to go see Santa!

But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!

But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for!  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!


It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet?  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!


The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said  :-) ) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal?  Ivana go see Santa!

That is when I made them stop their contest.  I had too.  I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Did you like their funny jokes?  You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes:  reindeer or elves.  Or, scroll down to see what others have written.


 
 

359 Responses to “Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!”

  1. 1
    My friend Maximus said:

    Hahahah! That was really funny I can’t chose but if I had to.. it would be the reindeer!

  2. 2
    My friend sarah said:

    both were the funnyist.

  3. 3
    My friend morgan said:

    those are good jokes

  4. 4
    My friend Laura said:

    What will they think of next.

  5. 5
    My friend Kirsty said:

    I think that the reindeer won that contest, hooves down!

  6. 6
    My friend claudia said:

    reindeer

  7. 7
    My friend faye said:

    I LOVE THE JOKES

  8. 8
    My friend Brendan said:

    I think the elf’s came up with some good ones but the reindeer easily won!

  9. 9
    My friend morgan harris said:

    i think the reindeers won it keep on rocking

  10. 10
    My friend Jade said:

    I loved the Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes!!!!!!

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  12. 11
    My friend ANN said:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  13. 12
    My friend Sephora said:

    please come Santa
    I hope you come
    remeber my gifts
    have a good day Santa

  14. 13
    My friend Macy said:

    Ha ha all of these jokes were cool but i think the elves were funniest

  15. 14
    My friend Siobhan said:

    Only 19 more days YAY!!!

  16. 15
    My friend kymith said:

    they are funny

  17. 16
    My friend Ariana said:

    I agree with Maximus. Hahahaha hahahahah!

  18. 17
    My friend Hajetha said:

    Those jokes are brilliant

  19. 18
    My friend Caroline said:

    Hands down the reindeer won… HILARIOUS.

  20. 19
    My friend kerington said:

    yes, they were funny.

  21. 20
    My friend ricky said:

    i like santa he is the best because he gives us presents we want and love

  22. 21
    My friend chloe said:

    I think the reindeer won!
    later

  23. 22
    My friend Rhianna said:

    I loved the silly jokes that the elves and the reindeer made. But my favourite ones were the reindeer’s

  24. 23
    My friend jake williams said:

    i thinck that they both are brilliant jokes

  25. 24
    My friend Tamia said:

    randeer are funny Tamia

  26. 25
    My friend Grishma said:

    They both were really funny but i had one favorite… The Reindeers but the elves were good too.

  27. 26
    My friend hannah said:

    I really enjoyed those knock knock jokes I was laughing my head off.

  28. 27
    My friend kenna said:

    I think the elves were funnier than the reinder

  29. 28
    My friend kristen said:

    i love u santa claus!!! it’s so hard going to sleep on christmas eve knowing that ur leaving gifts for that very night and i get to see them the very next morning!!! i know how much trouble u and ur elves go through making the toys and making sure that they get to the right kid and every year, too!!! i just wanted to say thank for all u do for us. :D

  30. 29
    My friend jack said:

    i do not get it.

  31. 30
    My friend cheyenne said:

    i like them all!!!

  32. 31
    My friend Shamar said:

    LOL! BFF! Those are the best jokes I’ve heard today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. 32
    My friend Gracie said:

    so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!i loved it!!!!

  34. 33
    My friend carleigh said:

    i really love jokes, but my fav. are the one’s i make! ;) ! can’t wait 2 c u again! merry christmas! and a happy new year! love you for ever! ;) !

  35. 34
    My friend lane said:

    I think it was the reindeer that were funny

  36. 35
    My friend Anonymous said:

    i think the reendeer wear funny because i read the jokes!!!!!!!!!

  37. 36
    My friend Maddie said:

    Ok, those jokes had to be the funniest but if I had to choose who was the funniest, I would choose the reindeer.

  38. 37
    My friend Emma said:

    What did the one riendeer say to the other on Christmas Eve?
    Time to fly!!!!!!!!

  39. 38
    My friend alexis said:

    the reindeer seem most funny cause you know reindeer and elfs to cause that was a big thing i could tell you really have to sing

  40. 39
    My friend stacy from hastings east sussex said:

    those were quite good jokes im sure mrs clause and holly the christmas fairy were both dying with laughter.
    is that why she hasnt been yet? because the elves and reindeer have given her a tummy ache?
    i think they were as bad as each other maybe next year the elves and fairies should have a singing competition to see who can sing in the silliest voice.
    what do you think santa?
    from stacy

  41. 40
    My friend Anonymous said:

    2 reindeer
    1 elves

  42. 41
    My friend Landon Derr said:

    you are great santa I LOVE YOU!!!

  43. 42
    My friend cody said:

    love

  44. 43
    My friend jonathon said:

    those jokes sure where funny

  45. 44
    My friend vanessa said:

    i think the raindeers

  46. 45
    My friend amber said:

    I love your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis santa!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have movies about rodulf!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish that chrismis will come soon!!!! well I love your site!!!!!!! good luck!!!!!!!! love amber

  47. 46
    My friend Haley said:

    That was some pretty funny stuff Santa, I emailed you and you gave a great reply. Thanks for making this website.

  48. 47
    My friend sophia said:

    i thought that the elfs and the reindeer were both really funny. me and my little brother andrew read them and we laughed are guts out because they were so funny!!!!

  49. 48
    My friend Lily said:

    The jokes are funny!!

  50. 49
    My friend claire said:

    I think the reindeer won.Sorry elves!Just a plain guess.

  51. 50
    My friend KeyahMae said:

    I thought this was funny(: and im 14(: haha yes he is real!!!! lolx

  52. 51
    My friend claire said:

    I think you both did good! I was busy laughing my head off!

  53. 52
    My friend Michellle said:

    knock,knock.
    whos there?
    Santa
    Santa who
    If you dont know santa your going to get coal this year!

  54. 53
    My friend Michellle said:

    I liked the one about getting coal in your stocking(the first one!) !!!!!1

  55. 54
    My friend taylor said:

    hi sant i have a kock\kock joke

  56. 55
    My friend Luke said:

    Knock,Knock who,s theair Elf Elf Who its Elf on the shelf thats who.

  57. 56
    My friend ashleigh said:

    i really think those where funny so did my brother and my sister!!!!

  58. 57
    My friend sarah said:

    i thought the reindeer were funny

  59. 58
    My friend malachi said:

    the elfs they are so funny i bet you were cracking up laghing were you leave me a messige

  60. 59
    My friend cara said:

    knock knock hoos there elf elf hoo elf on your nose

  61. 60
    My friend Teyah said:

    That was really funny.But it took me awile to figure it out thank you Santa Claus your the best

    Love, Teyah Grace Warf

  62. 61
    My friend Ian said:

    I`ll Say Both because I don`t want to hurt anyones feelings.

  63. 62
    My friend Kyle said:

    I think the elves make the funniest jokes.

  64. 63
    My friend Sam said:

    The reindeer were great and hilarious especially their last joke. It made me laugh for quite a while!

  65. 64
    My friend justin said:

    so the snail says to the rabbit why do u moveso low

  66. 65
    My friend Minju said:

    Wow! Those are really funny jokes guys! Keep it up!

  67. 66
    My friend allison said:

    how old are you

  68. 67
    My friend Coby said:

    I think the elves

  69. 68
    My friend payton said:

    the elves were good but the reindeer is better

  70. 69
    My friend Mikaela said:

    It made me laugh so hard my head exploded.And It was very funny jokes thank you for telling me that

  71. 70
    My friend kenna and kenzie said:

    we liked the reindeer jokes best they were very funny<3kenzie and kenna

  72. 71
    My friend makenna said:

    how much elvs do you have?

  73. 72
    My friend Anthony said:

    I LOVE your jokes. i love you so much. i wish i live with you

  74. 73
    My friend Ashley said:

    Reindeers are much funnier than elves. No offence elves; P.S Reindeers are faster, too.

  75. 74
    My friend Tyler said:

    I think they were both really funny Santa!I finally got to see it Santa thank you for telling me!

  76. 75
    My friend frankie said:

    LOL i thnk the reindeer were the funniest btw we put up a christmas tree w/ lights and we put up stockings

  77. 76
    My friend lasandra said:

    hhihihhih

  78. 77
    My friend mia lanigan said:

    i want your phone number so i can call u to talk to u about stuff that i’ve been doing

  79. 78
    My friend olivia said:

    merry christmas and have a happy new year everyone!!!!!!!

  80. 79
    My friend tahlia said:

    i think that the elves were a bit more sillier than the raindeer.

  81. 80
    My friend Gemma said:

    i like the reiondeers more! :D

  82. 81
    My friend sky said:

    those jokes were not even funny i thouhgt they were stupid lol

  83. 82
    My friend Anna said:

    these are dead funny :)

  84. 83
    My friend katie said:

    ho ho ho they are raly good jokes

  85. 84
    My friend Anonymous said:

    LOL I Love These Jokes Santa xxxxx

  86. 85
    My friend Hannah said:

    ??? funny but…. well there ok !!
    :) :D :P :O :S ;) :)

  87. 86
    My friend rebekah said:

    i love this website xxxx

  88. 87
    My friend rebecca smith said:

    knock knock who’s there ho ho who ho ho ho santa’s coming for you too!

  89. 88
    My friend hannah said:

    i think the reindeer b-cause they kept comin back

  90. 89
    My friend monica said:

    i really wish i could come up and visit you

  91. 90
    My friend EMILY JAYNE said:

    ALL THE JOKES ARE FUNNY BY THE WAY MY BESSIES HAVE HERD THE JOKES

  92. 91
    My friend Bernice said:

    Those were funny jokes santa:)

  93. 92
    My friend Rylie said:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Santa
    Santa who
    Santa’s coming to watch you

  94. 93
    My friend kyla said:

    that was so funny you are the best of them all ilove u with all my heart

  95. 94
    My friend bryce edington said:

    raindeer

  96. 95
    My friend EMMA said:

    THATS SO FUNNY SANTA

  97. 96
    My friend alexis said:

    I think the last one was funny

  98. 97
    My friend Ashlyn said:

    LOL I love both of the jokes

  99. 98
    My friend destiny said:

    those are some funny jokes.i almost fell out my chair

  100. 99
    My friend CAROLINE said:

    HAHA VERY FUNNY CAN’T WAIT TO HERE MORE!!

  101. 100
    My friend NIC said:

    HELLO THERE! I’M AWSOME!

  102. 101
    My friend ANNA B said:

    HI

  103. 102
    My friend ANNA B said:

    I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY …

  104. 103
    My friend ANNA B said:

    THE JOKES R FUNNY :)

  105. 104
    My friend ANNA B said:

    I’M LAGHING ON THE INSIDE :D

  106. 105
    My friend ANNA B said:

    SMILE :*

  107. 106
    My friend football said:

    football who Footballs On The Dance FloR Wa A Way

  108. 107
    My friend alexandria said:

    i think that they are really cool and very entertaining and i love you and merry christmas santa claus

  109. 108
    My friend jacob said:

    dear santa they are super funny I like them a lot

  110. 109
    My friend blake said:

    all of them

  111. 110
    My friend Madeleine said:

    FUNNY!!!!!

  112. 111
    My friend elizabeth said:

    dear santa all i want for christmas his to give leukemia kids gifts because i know they might die before christmas and that is sad and to give them a bunch of new toys and give shelter kids and there parent toys also they need it more then us wealthy kids butt you know some kids are bad if they have cancer and bad you should give them a doll or cloths

  113. 112
    My friend elizabeth said:

    y cnt leukemia kids have nothing and we do butt the joke are kinda funny

  114. 113
    My friend Barrett and Briahna said:

    The reindeer were the funniest

  115. 114
    My friend mia said:

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO THERE
    POLER BEAR
    POLER WHO
    POLER GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:)

  116. 115
    My friend Niyatha said:

    special for all of elfssssssssss
    Knock knock
    whos there
    me
    me who
    you dont know who u are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  117. 116
    My friend Leigh Ann said:

    The reindeer jokes were the funniest. Merry Christmas Santa!

  118. 117
    My friend joey said:

    knock knock, whose there, rain,rain who,raindeer

  119. 118
    My friend elijah said:

    hi santa i love you so much thanks for the reacies peanut butter cup last year in my stocking

  120. 119
    My friend ABIGAIL said:

    I THINK THEY ARE ALL SUPPER DUPPER FUNNY

  121. 120
    My friend sheridan said:

    i liked the all of them

  122. 121
    My friend Anonymous said:

    those were really funny:)

  123. 122
    My friend karley said:

    thse jokes were very funny ilove reindeer and elfs

  124. 123
    My friend spencer said:

    your jokes are really funny have a great chrismas

  125. 124
    My friend emily said:

    I think all the jokes were really good but I would have to say that the raindeer won. Who did you pick Santa?

  126. 125
    My friend kayleigh said:

    rudolf

  127. 126
    My friend AJ said:

    Those jokes made me burst out laughing in my head! I couldn’t laugh out loud because it would wake my Mom up.

  128. 127
    My friend lala said:

    i think the elves made the funniest jokes of all the reindeer where good but the elves where better srry reindeer need to study on them jokes ok

    p.s get them reindeer a joke book for christmas hahaha

  129. 128
    My friend brenda said:

    knock knock
    who there
    me
    me who
    me jelly santa is not on his tower go look for hom

  130. 129
    My friend brenda said:

    elf and riender tell me jokes

  131. 130
    My friend sofia said:

    i think the reindeer jokes were the funniest

  132. 131
    My friend abby said:

    those jokes are very funny tell the elfs hat?

  133. 132
    My friend Katie said:

    those were funny jokes i have to vote for elves and reinndeer I crack up.

  134. 133
    My friend AJ said:

    I think the elves did a muchhhhhhhhhhh better job.

  135. 134
    My friend Ann-Marie said:

    Iloved the reindeer jokes thy made me fall off my chair!

  136. 135
    My friend OLIVER said:

    KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE?LOL:}

  137. 136
    My friend denisse said:

    Santa pleas do me a favore give my family and me a big house and a puppy and a phone to every one :)

  138. 137
    My friend Peta said:

    I Think Reiderrs sorry eives

  139. 138
    My friend Olivia said:

    I think the one about the needle is the funniest.

  140. 139
    My friend thin nguyen said:

    are you going to 711 at washington ave in nj because my principal say you are and i want to see you and rudoph

  141. 140
    My friend thin nguyen said:

    knock knock.who there cold.cold who. cold in the north pole.hahaha!

  142. 141
    My friend Anonymous said:

    I love santa

  143. 142
    My friend dreama said:

    i think both made good jokes

  144. 143
    My friend kevin said:

    hi

  145. 144
    My friend kharma said:

    you are the best

  146. 145
    My friend madi caddell said:

    knock knock
    who,s there
    bo
    bo who
    well you don,t have to cry about it

  147. 146
    My friend Anonymous said:

    sooooooooo funy

  148. 147
    My friend Rachel said:

    soooo funny

  149. 148
    My friend Jennifer said:

    Hi santa!

    You just sebnt me a letter back online a few minutes ago. Well, you are one of my greatest heros. I can’t wqait for you to come. I wish I could get you something. Talk back soon.

    Beleiving you always,
    Jennifer

  150. 149
    My friend Jennifer said:

    Did you get my message? I hope you did. This is what it said:
    You are one of my greatest hores. I Can’t wait till X~mas. Get mommy and tony gifts, too.
    Beleiving you always,
    Jennifer

  151. 150
    My friend Ronda said:

    I have got a joke for here it is

    What do you do if the lady in the post office wants to fight?

    Letter Box

    Hope you like that one Santa!!!!!!

  152. 151
    My friend madalyn said:

    Ilove you Santa.I would like this the best for Christmas is a real bunny.

  153. 152
    My friend madalyn said:

    I love your knock knock jokes. They are so funny. Thanks for the fun!

  154. 153
    My friend Emily said:

    i think the elfs won

  155. 154
    My friend Erin said:

    HAHAHAHA!!!! they are SO FUNNY!!! I’ve got one too!
    Knock Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Mary
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!!!

  156. 155
    My friend jasmyne said:

    i think the coal one is cool

  157. 156
    My friend jasmyne said:

    trhe coal 1

  158. 157
    My friend mollai said:

    me and my mum thought it was funny there are alot of good one’s my favourite one was about the needle love mollai

  159. 158
    My friend kaitlyn said:

    they are so funny

  160. 159
    My friend Toni said:

    Dear Santa,
    i would like a superdry and some high tops please if thats ok and i would just like to thank you very much for all the presents that you have gave me over the years
    thanks very much love toni

    p.s i will leave you some milk and cookies on the table :)

  161. 160
    My friend Shanelle said:

    Dear santa
    i am 2 years old and i just want to say thank you for all the presents you have got for me since the day i was born thank you very much :)
    and i also want to say merry christmas and a happy new year to every one and i hope they have a nice christmas and get what they wished for :)

  162. 161
    My friend mikaela said:

    they both did a great job but the funest was the raindeer but the elvs good job!

  163. 162
    My friend paul said:

    they were so funny i neerly wet my pants.please reply santa from paul

  164. 163
    My friend Hannah said:

    The Reindeer and Elves are so funny! Tell them HI!

  165. 164
    My friend reindeer said:

    it is knock knock hows there needle needle how

  166. 165
    My friend shakira said:

    dear santa i like knock knock hows there needle needle how needle litte remider to gift me a coal? Ivana go see santa

  167. 166
    My friend MARKUS GRAHAM said:

    KNOCK
    KNOCK
    WOWS THERE
    SANTA
    SANTA WHO
    SANTA CLAUS.

  168. 167
    My friend anthony said:

    why does ropdolph nedd an ambrala
    becase he’Areindeer get it raindeer

  169. 168
    My friend Hannah said:

    Hi Santa Claus this is a knock knock joke i made up

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Christmas
    Christmas Who?
    Christmas is a spirit with joy and fun like elves :D

    its not that funny but it’s sure happy

  170. 169
    My friend Hannah said:

    Yea me too i will leave you some yummy cookies for you on the table Merry Christmas Love Hannah! <3 :D <3 :D

  171. 170
    My friend thushara said:

    I think the Elves won beacause the coal one was very very FUNNY.

  172. 171
    My friend LUCAS said:

    iv got a joke
    knok knok
    who´s there?
    Santa Open
    Santa Open? i´d better wait until you claus

  173. 172
    My friend LUCAS said:

    :) santa we like everyones jokes merry christmas

  174. 173
    My friend olivia said:

    i think elves are the funniest

  175. 174
    My friend luca said:

    hi i think none of them ar funny

  176. 175
    My friend gabriella said:

    the elfs are very funny

  177. 176
    My friend Annabelle said:

    i think the elfs are funnyer.:)
    knock knock
    whos there
    elf
    elf who
    elf ya gona take me to see Santa

  178. 177
    My friend Nadia said:

    I think that the Reindeer came up with the most funniest jokes
    even though the elves thought of jokes quicker then the Reindeer they still had the best well done elves and reindeers.

  179. 178
    My friend mason said:

    loved your silly knock knock jokes Santa and Elves

  180. 179
    My friend kate said:

    i loved all the jokes but i have to say the last was the best

  181. 180
    My friend kaden said:

    your jokes are funny.

  182. 181
    My friend abbie said:

    they are rely cool

  183. 182
    My friend nasra said:

    hello elves how are you doing

  184. 183
    My friend katie said:

    they were wonderful I think for christmas you should give them a joke book .they where both good but I have to say good teamwork ,but over all the elves won.

  185. 184
    My friend Thatcher said:

    My sister and I LOVED the jokes. Your elfs and raindeer are SOOOOO FUNNY.

  186. 185
    My friend Thatcher said:

    The raindeer were the funniest of all.The raindeer are tight.

  187. 186
    My friend CIARAN said:

    COOL JOKES SANTA ELVES

  188. 187
    My friend Erin said:

    I said these to my mother and sister and I was almost in tears laughing so hard! THAT WAS GREAT JOKING AROUND!!!

  189. 188
    My friend Jessica said:

    the elves

  190. 189
    My friend TYLER said:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  191. 190
    My friend Mubu said:

    SANTA’s elves Thrashed the Reindeers badly with their Jokes.

  192. 191
    My friend Sara said:

    I think the funniest joke was Santa’s
    I love you…

  193. 192
    My friend Anonymous said:

    the elves!!! but i like the raindeers too

  194. 193
    My friend Ruby-Leigh said:

    I think the reindeer won that they were very professinal

  195. 194
    My friend Matthew said:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Wanna

    Wanna who?

    Wanna go see Santa already??

  196. 195
    My friend hayat said:

    knock knock who’s there? i wanna go i wanna go who? i wanna go see santa!

  197. 196
    My friend bubbles aka katie said:

    some were funny but how bout this
    what did the dead man write to his other dead friend?
    Merry -X- Mas

  198. 197
    My friend madison said:

    oh oh thier are funny

  199. 198
    My friend kayla said:

    i think that the raindeers were funnier by a little tiny bit but truly they were both hilarious

  200. 199
    My friend alexys said:

    i dont know who too pick so i pick both the raindeer were funny but the elfs were funny to so i say both so they dont get up set a little

  201. 200
    My friend Clayton said:

    I like the first one

  202. 201
    My friend Taylor said:

    Santa i have one may i wright it on here its a good one

  203. 202
    My friend vivienne said:

    that funny ha ha ha can you tell me your phone number plezzzzz santa i whont tell any ome plezz inseat my dad mom stacy my sister and my holr family plezzzzz

  204. 203
    My friend Abbey said:

    all of you are sooooo funny I cryed tears of funnynest

  205. 204
    My friend Jacob said:

    Your knock knock jokes are really funny!!

  206. 205
    My friend Brant said:

    Your jokes are really funny I was crackin up

  207. 206
    My friend christopher said:

    whats rudolfs favoirite day of the year
    red nose day

  208. 207
    My friend kaiya said:

    lol Do you think the elves can get Christmas letters? I bet they would be overjoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  209. 208
    My friend Abigail said:

    nock nock who is their rudolph rudolph who rudeolph

  210. 209
    My friend Melissa said:

    I AM STILL LAUGHING NOW!! Knock knock.
    whos there?
    santa.
    santa who?
    santas giving a little woo its christmas!lets do it too!!!

  211. 210
    My friend Jessie said:

    raindeer of course GO RAINDEER don’t you agree?????

  212. 211
    My friend Sophie said:

    i think the reindeer are funnier

  213. 212
    My friend jiana said:

    i liked rudolphs knock knock jokes the best

  214. 213
    My friend rachel said:

    knock knock

  215. 214
    My friend Colleen said:

    I have a joke. What did she say when she was cold? Merry Brrstmas!And Iliked all of them it made me laugh so hard
    milk came out of my nose!!Bye!Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  216. 215
    My friend MiKenzie said:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Mary
    Mary Who
    Mary Christmas

    Hope everyone reading this has a phonomanol Christmas and New Years!☺

  217. 216
    My friend Gorge said:

    umm santa i want a bum 4 christmas

  218. 217
    My friend vIncent said:

    Dear Santa I think that the raindeer made the funnieset jokes when I first heard them I was craking up laughing.

  219. 218
    My friend olivia said:

    reindeer are funnier

  220. 219
    My friend Lorena tenorio said:

    was up

  221. 220
    My friend Jack said:

    That was a funny contest! I liked them both, but unfortunately I have to choose one and I think the reindeer has some funniest jokes in his head. PS: Santa! I’m in your new Christmas Blog and I will promise to email you back on Christmas Eve.

  222. 221
    My friend Anonymous said:

    i did not get them

  223. 222
    My friend Danielle said:

    i did not get them a tall

  224. 223
    My friend Danielle said:

    i have got a joke for you santa knock who there mary,mary who mery christmas

  225. 224
    My friend Danielle said:

    ilovted the jokes

  226. 225
    My friend olivia said:

    elves

  227. 226
    My friend Jazlyn said:

    I tink the both are so funny hehe.Love you santa Clause

  228. 227
    My friend Stella said:

    hello Santa I hope the elves and mrs claus say lots and lots of silly jokes.

  229. 228
    My friend Stella said:

    hello santa I think they were both good I laughed a little bit.

  230. 229
    My friend Jazsmine said:

    I think these are very funny…. especially how most of the helpers and stuff did about the same thing…. but its ok♥ here at the morth pole were all unique right?

  231. 230
    My friend Jazsmine said:

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    cookies
    cokkies who?
    cookies are the best for santas jolly belly♥
    merry christas everyone!

  232. 231
    My friend estefania said:

    iloved loved loved loved them
    t
    h
    a
    n
    k
    y
    o
    u

  233. 232
    My friend Prscilla and Lilly said:

    We think the riendeer were the funniest the “GIFT” joke was really hilarious!!! HAHA

  234. 233
    My friend Lindsey said:

    I think the raindeers did.

  235. 234
    My friend Poppy said:

    I loved them, i have one mysrlf
    who says oh oh oh?SANTA WALKING BACKWARDS

  236. 235
    My friend Poppy said:

    Hope i get prezies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  237. 236
    My friend madison said:

    i have to say the reindeers are more funny and lets hope the elf with mrs.clause don’t try to fall out again.

  238. 237
    My friend Daniel said:

    reindeer

  239. 238
    My friend keegan said:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    vest
    vest who
    vest you doing rudolf.

  240. 239
    My friend Justin said:

    I liked the jokes.

  241. 240
    My friend Rhea said:

    I think the reindeer were hilarious and so were the elves.
    Hilarious.
    Astounding.

  242. 241
    My friend Keith said:

    I think the s jokes are sillier than anything in the entire world. They were awesome.So tell them I think there jokes were awesome. And tell the elves I liked there jokes too.
    Bye for now

  243. 242
    My friend desiree said:

    the reindeer was the funniest the could had it but the reindeer where funny then the elfs what! i’ve ot a joke just listen knock knock whos there water water who do you have water i’m dieing over here

  244. 243
    My friend Kaitlyn said:

    I think the reindeer were funnier than the elves. the reindeer added pazzaz to their jokes. the elves were funny too just not as funny as the reindeer!!!

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    miss
    miss who?
    aren’t you miss letoe

  245. 244
    My friend Kyle said:

    I have a few jokes you can use

    Why was the snowman angry? He had the cold shoulder.

    Why did frosty put on snow boots? He got cold feet.

    Who is the King Elf of Rock and Roll? Elfis Presley!

  246. 245
    My friend brionna said:

    i loved them all

  247. 246
    My friend Summer said:

    Knock knock how’s there Santa santa comon her and do some bugg

  248. 247
    My friend jacqueline and fransisco said:

    i liked the jokes i told my mom and dad and they cracked up thank you very much

    jacqueline and fransisco

  249. 248
    My friend Reece said:

    ha ha ha the joke were herlerius tell the elvs and the raindeers i love there joke the best christmas joke iv ever hurde lots of hugs love reece arnold coventry united kingdom west midlands

  250. 249
    My friend Alannah said:

    hi santa i love talking to you and i would love to have an i pod touch please please please and see my freind gemma is she on the nice list or the naughty

  251. 250
    My friend CHEYANN said:

    I LOVE YOU SANTA FROM CHEYANN

  252. 251
    My friend CHEYANN said:

    BBVBBB B BVGBGB GV VBVV V V V VV

  253. 252
    My friend emma said:

    they were both funny!!

  254. 253
    My friend sarah said:

    i nearly wet myself i love u

  255. 254
    My friend emma said:

    hey want to hear a joke knock knock who’s there
    iwanna
    iwanna who?
    iwanna go see santa now please!!!!

  256. 255
    My friend steff said:

    i like the jokes

  257. 256
    My friend Camille said:

    here’s another knock knock joke for you all:
    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Who?
    who who?
    Not who who — HO HO! Ho Ho Ho it’s time for You Who to get ready for You-Know-Who! Be sure to leave him some goodies!

  258. 257
    My friend Jemima said:

    Here is a joke
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Iva
    Iva who?
    Iva present for yo

  259. 258
    My friend Sunidhi said:

    I think that contest was very cute and so funny I think they should do it again and again and again non-stop with even sllier jokes

  260. 259
    My friend diana said:

    i love the jokes

  261. 260
    My friend HALEY (: said:

    HEY SANTA I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU,WHY DID THE FOOTBALL PLAYER GO TO THE BANK? TO GET HIS QUARTER BACK! (:
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  262. 261
    My friend Brooke said:

    I LOVED the jokes (smile)

  263. 262
    My friend emma said:

    i love the jokes they are very funny.now i got a joke for you.why didn’t the skeleton cross the road. because he didn’t have the right gut’s.

  264. 263
    My friend Devin said:

    I have a joke too.
    Knock
    Knock

    Who’s there

    Owls

    Owls who

    That’s Right Owls Hoo

  265. 264
    My friend Isabel said:

    i thinkk they were all funny. the elfs and raindeirs were both silly.
    sincerley
    isabel

  266. 265
    My friend Ruairi said:

    SORRY IM 10

  267. 266
    My friend Ewan said:

    what did one snow man say to the other snow man?

    Do you smell carrot!

  268. 267
    My friend bailey said:

    i think the reindeer are sooooo funny and adorible i LOVE reindeer

  269. 268
    My friend bailey said:

    whats invisable and smells like carrots the answer is bunny farts

  270. 269
    My friend molly said:

    I think reindeers make the silliest joke. I like the Water you waiting for one. I was laughing my head off!

  271. 270
    My friend Jessica 11 and Angelina 2 said:

    knock knock
    who is there
    aunt
    aunt who??
    aunt
    i know that aunt who??
    aunt
    AUNT WHO?!
    aunt u glad my auntie has left lol :-) xxxx

  272. 271
    My friend jay said:

    reindeers

  273. 272
    My friend Pauline said:

    :) Funny! My favorite one that the elves made up is:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Water
    Water who?
    Water you waiting for? Ivana go see Santa so gift me coal already!

  274. 273
    My friend Tyresha said:

    i liked the elves joke/the coal one

  275. 274
    My friend Christina said:

    here is a joke;

    knock-knock
    whos there?
    olive.
    olive who?
    Why did ‘olive’ the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph?!

    I just LOLed!!!!! Merry X-mas!

  276. 275
    My friend Sophia said:

    Dear Elves and Reindeer,

    You are all SO funny!!
    I bet you all are very satisfied with your jokes because I am! I don’t have one though. Merry Christmas!!

  277. 276
    My friend joymarita said:

    dear sant,merry christmas santa.i don’t have a chimney so do you mind coming in by the window.

  278. 277
    My friend Ali said:

    I think the elfs and the reindeer were funny!Ha ha ha ha!

  279. 278
    My friend shyanne said:

    i think the reindeer made up the best jokes

  280. 279
    My friend kayla said:

    i have a joke what did the cat say to the cristmas milk? marry milk-mas!!!!!! ha ha ha

  281. 280
    My friend Ray said:

    I LOVE IT!

  282. 281
    My friend melanie said:

    knock knock
    how is there
    banana
    banana who
    banana who want to play with you <3

  283. 282
    My friend Rori said:

    i like all of them

  284. 283
    My friend stacie nicholls said:

    thank you for my presents hope you liked you treats and the carrotsfrom stacie and family

  285. 284
    My friend Rhiannon said:

    hi your cool santa hi hi hi bye

  286. 285
    My friend shae said:

    knock knock who’s bear log log who boo

  287. 286
    My friend rachel said:

    will you know me in 1 year yes 2 yes 3 yes 4 yes 5 yes knock knok who ther i thot you know me

  288. 287
    My friend Maddy said:

    Hi Santa sorry to bother you but can you you see if an elf would like to stay with me. I’d be most honored to take care of him or her. (Elf magic elf)

  289. 288
    My friend kara said:

    thank you for the pressents last year

  290. 289
    My friend kara said:

    i am going to be good all year for you because we will wake up on christmas morning pressent here is a joke what do you call a dog siting beside a fire a hot dog

  291. 290
    My friend Liam said:

    Hi Santa. Knock,knock. Who’s there? Christman tree. Christmas tree who? Christmas don’t cry!

    From Liam, age 6

  292. 291
    My friend casey said:

    knock knok

    whos there

    santa santa who santa claus

  293. 292
    My friend Sophie said:

    i think that the reindeer were loads better than the elves but i am very sorry to the elves they did do a great job but i thought that the reindeers were loads better

    Congratulations reindeer
    From
    Sophie

  294. 293
    My friend Katie\Zoe said:

    i love you.what kind of cookies do you like?

  295. 294
    My friend marcus said:

    have a nice christmas

  296. 295
    My friend chloe said:

    heya! its me! id love to try this blog and its super cool! ive got a joke:which
    bird can write? a pen – guin! hope you like it!

  297. 296
    My friend Brandy said:

    Noke noke hows their bo bo how dpwnt cry its gust a joke

  298. 297
    My friend Zach said:

    You rock love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  299. 298
    My friend jalynd said:

    santa for next chrismas can you prety please give me a dsi game called mario hoops 3 on 3

  300. 299
    My friend chloe said:

    that is sooooooooooo cool

  301. 300
    My friend MOLLY said:

    THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO.

  302. 301
    My friend piper said:

    hi
    hope rudof isnt playing with the dsixl
    again

  303. 302
    My friend taylor said:

    they are great jokes very funny ha ha ha

  304. 303
    My friend Teah said:

    Hey Santa!!! nice to see you agan i was just gonna tell you three or or ten nock nock jocks!!! nock nock whos there? Santa Santa who??? santa paws you “r silly didn ,t you know i was gonna say santa paws??? nock nock whos there? elf elf who??? its elf step on day dont you get it we step on elfs!!!nock nock whos there? raindeer raindeer who??? i am flying like a raindeer!!!

  305. 304
    My friend zoe said:

    hiya
    its nice to meet u

  306. 305
    My friend Ammie said:

    hi santa

  307. 306
    My friend lottie said:

    all those jokes remind me of my granda, he has rubbid jokes too!!!!!!!

  308. 307
    My friend keira said:

    like the jokes santa

  309. 308
    My friend Emily said:

    I don’t know i can’t choose who. i choose reindeer.i got a joke “What did the tomato say to the ketchup bottle? you go on ahead i’ll ketchup.Get it?

  310. 309
    My friend Ali said:

    knock,
    who;s there?
    cookies
    cookies who
    cookies are my faviote

  311. 310
    My friend Taleah said:

    Dear
    Santa

    I have been a good girl

  312. 311
    My friend riley said:

    you guys are both pretty funny

  313. 312
    My friend GEORGIA said:

    KNOCK
    KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    FATHER
    FATHER WHO
    FATHER CHRISTMAS THE BEST OF 2

  314. 313
    My friend Flutterific (Stephany) said:

    that was so hillairias! lol omg!

  315. 314
    My friend Ainsley said:

    I liked the Reindeers’ jokes the best!!!! They were funny.

  316. 315
    My friend rosie said:

    hi i cant wait untill christmas!And santa dont worr’y if you cant get me what i would like!

  317. 316
    My friend rosie said:

    what do you get when you come across a elephant’s trunk and some swimming fish

    i don’t know?

    swimming trunks!

    hahaha!

  318. 317
    My friend grecia said:

    hi santa when its christmas what do u give the bad boys and girls

  319. 318
    My friend kara said:

    your so fat

  320. 319
    My friend joanne said:

    i love your jocs

  321. 320
    My friend jade said:

    ha,ha the jokes were funny i dont know what to say!!!

  322. 321
    My friend EILIE said:

    hi Santa! here is a joke for everyone in the Northpole:
    KNOCK KNOCK

    WHO’S THERE?
    MY PANTHA
    MY PANTHA WHO?
    MY PANTHA FALLING DOWN! HAHAHA! SEE YA!PLUS MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND TAKE CARE SANTA AND TAKE CARE FOR EVERY ONE ELS IN THE NORTHPOLE! BYE XOXOXOXOXO

  323. 322
    My friend JANA said:

    I THINK REINDEER

  324. 323
    My friend shona said:

    There i thought they were stupit so try and think of better ones. Just to let you know i’m talking to myself now

  325. 324
    My friend Emil said:

    i loved those jokes they where so funny

  326. 325
    My friend jess said:

    knock knock
    whos there
    rudloph
    rudolph who
    rudoluph the raindeer!!

  327. 326
    My friend britt said:

    i love u

  328. 327
    My friend Ryan said:

    Close chirstmas ready sleagh on our way

  329. 328
    My friend Rae said:

    Dear,Santa
    I can’t wait untill chistmas can you even wait!Tell the raindeer I siad hi!!!

  330. 329
    My friend miranda said:

    funny elves you make the funnyst jokes

  331. 330
    My friend kayla said:

    knock knock whos there raindeer raindeer who raindeer who jumped on th people who came

  332. 331
    My friend Anonymous said:

    I love santa presents so you should be gratful like me ive wrote letters and of course now ive looked and your best ever blog see you soon

  333. 332
    My friend Anonymous said:

    Your cool santa I love you to bits like mmm see you soon are you gonna fly over my chimney?

  334. 333
    My friend EMMA :P said:

    The elves are the daftest by miles ;) xxx

  335. 334
    My friend teneill said:

    the joke i like most is Melanie it’s so cool . and any way elves give me my labtop first!!!! Bye,Bye Hi,Hi,Hi,Hi

  336. 335
    My friend HW said:

    These jokes are creative jokes an they are nice to tell on christmas!!!! :)

  337. 336
    My friend gabrielle said:

    well for one that was weird but i liked all of the jokes instead of one

  338. 337
    My friend emma said:

    hi santa im from ireland. me and my sister are sooo lucking forward to christmas. all i want to say is thank
    you so much for evrything last year.

    i loved all the presents you brought me. ps;i think rudalf had the best jokes
    have a good christmas
    byyy

  339. 338
    My friend olivia said:

    i think the its a tie thay are all funny and silly

  340. 339
    My friend Layla said:

    knock knock,
    who’s there,
    mince pie,
    mince pie, who
    ohhhhh I am ever so sorry santa has already eaten it!

  341. 340
    My friend Anonymous said:

    I think both are!:)

  342. 341
    My friend Anonymous said:

    they are halareast but i got to say the elfs where the best sorry i do not whant to hert the raindeers feelings i am so so sorry

  343. 342
    My friend dakota said:

    i thought those were soooiooooooooooooooooo funny

    knock knock
    whos there?
    marry
    marry who?
    marry christmas

  344. 343
    My friend brandon said:

    tie.

  345. 344
    My friend samantha said:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    gifts
    gifts who
    gifts me cookie

  346. 345
    My friend emmalee said:

    knock knock whos there cookie cookie who cookie attack a elf tree

  347. 346
    My friend Chloe said:

    nice jokes :)

  348. 347
    My friend lani said:

    hi santa I am lani [Delaney] I love rudloph oh and thankyou! thankyou! for the laptop you rock

  349. 348
    My friend Taylor said:

    they were good but thet didn’t make me laugh sorry :(

  350. 349
    My friend tj said:

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    snow
    snow who?
    snow that gingerbread shop down the road?

  351. 350
    My friend Fadak said:

    I like you santa

  352. 351
    My friend kylie maness said:

    i love your knoe knoe joke.

  353. 352
    My friend kylie maness said:

    i like your knok knok joke

  354. 353
    My friend Jill said:

    Thanks for last night

  355. 354
    My friend jasmine said:

    Dear.santa i love your knock knock joks
    and i want for christmas is a real laptop
    and if you dont have none thats ok because my mom will get me one and i want if a laptop i a teachers desk.

  356. 355
    My friend jasmine said:

    Dear.Santa i love your knock knock joks
    and i want for christmas is a real laptop
    and if you dont have a laptop thats ok because my mom will get me a laptop if you dont have a laptop i want for christmas is a teachers desk if you dont have that i dont now want i want for christmas p.s.I Love You very much love Jasmine and charlie wants for christmas is a big bone!!!
    charlie loves you to i will have some soft batch choclate chip cooks and egg nog laying on the table1!!!

  357. 356
    My friend Kaitlyn said:

    I think reindeer make the funniest jokes….but they should be more original and not use jokes from the elves to start there own. :) LoVE U SANTA!!!!!! MeRrY ChRiStMaS

  358. 357
    My friend Kaitlyn said:

    Dear Santa, i know u told me to surprise you on what cookie flavor you want….but is choclate chip okay….my dad and i are spending christmas together instead of me and my mom and my dad doesm’t really know any other recipes…..so is chocolate chip okay?????

  359. 358
    My friend angel said:

    hi santa culss have i been good or naughty my is angel and i have 2 sister there names are allison, tiffany and i got one borther name josh,well all i want for christmas is some things not all lot of thing becauses jueses should have more then us. merry christmas santa cluss.

  360. 359
    My friend a said:

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