Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!

Posted by Santa Claus on December 6th, 2010

Thank you for all your comments about who is sillier: elves or reindeer!  It really got them going reading all the comments from the kids!

My elves and reindeer even decided to have a little North Pole contest to see who was sillier.  So, they started coming up with more funny Christmas knock-knock jokes!

Would you like to hear the ones they made up?

The elves started first:
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

Then it was the reindeer’s turn:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already.  I want to go see Santa!

But the elves had another joke ready!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!

But so did the reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for!  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!


It took the elves a bit but they came up with this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready yet?  Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!


The reindeer were stumped (like a Christmas tree, the elves said  :-) ) for a moment or two until they thought up this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal?  Ivana go see Santa!

That is when I made them stop their contest.  I had too.  I was laughing more than a bowlful of jelly!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Did you like their funny jokes?  You can leave us a message about who you think makes the silliest Christmas knock-knock jokes:  reindeer or elves.  Or, scroll down to see what others have written.


 
 

360 Responses to “Silly Christmas Knock-knock Jokes!”

  1. Maximus

    Hahahah! That was really funny I can’t chose but if I had to.. it would be the reindeer!

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  3. sarah

    both were the funnyist.

  4. morgan

    those are good jokes

  5. Laura

    What will they think of next.

  6. Kirsty

    I think that the reindeer won that contest, hooves down!

  7. claudia

    reindeer

  8. faye

    I LOVE THE JOKES

  9. Brendan

    I think the elf’s came up with some good ones but the reindeer easily won!

  10. morgan harris

    i think the reindeers won it keep on rocking

  11. Jade

    I loved the Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes!!!!!!

  12. ANN

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

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  14. Sephora

    please come Santa
    I hope you come
    remeber my gifts
    have a good day Santa

  15. Macy

    Ha ha all of these jokes were cool but i think the elves were funniest

  16. Siobhan

    Only 19 more days YAY!!!

  17. kymith

    they are funny

  18. Ariana

    I agree with Maximus. Hahahaha hahahahah!

  19. Hajetha

    Those jokes are brilliant

  20. Caroline

    Hands down the reindeer won… HILARIOUS.

  21. kerington

    yes, they were funny.

  22. ricky

    i like santa he is the best because he gives us presents we want and love

  23. chloe

    I think the reindeer won!
    later

  24. Rhianna

    I loved the silly jokes that the elves and the reindeer made. But my favourite ones were the reindeer’s

  25. jake williams

    i thinck that they both are brilliant jokes

  26. Tamia

    randeer are funny Tamia

  27. Grishma

    They both were really funny but i had one favorite… The Reindeers but the elves were good too.

  28. hannah

    I really enjoyed those knock knock jokes I was laughing my head off.

  29. kenna

    I think the elves were funnier than the reinder

  30. kristen

    i love u santa claus!!! it’s so hard going to sleep on christmas eve knowing that ur leaving gifts for that very night and i get to see them the very next morning!!! i know how much trouble u and ur elves go through making the toys and making sure that they get to the right kid and every year, too!!! i just wanted to say thank for all u do for us. :D

  31. jack

    i do not get it.

  32. cheyenne

    i like them all!!!

  33. Shamar

    LOL! BFF! Those are the best jokes I’ve heard today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Gracie

    so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!i loved it!!!!

  35. carleigh

    i really love jokes, but my fav. are the one’s i make! ;) ! can’t wait 2 c u again! merry christmas! and a happy new year! love you for ever! ;) !

  36. lane

    I think it was the reindeer that were funny

  37. Anonymous

    i think the reendeer wear funny because i read the jokes!!!!!!!!!

  38. Maddie

    Ok, those jokes had to be the funniest but if I had to choose who was the funniest, I would choose the reindeer.

  39. Emma

    What did the one riendeer say to the other on Christmas Eve?
    Time to fly!!!!!!!!

  40. alexis

    the reindeer seem most funny cause you know reindeer and elfs to cause that was a big thing i could tell you really have to sing

  41. stacy from hastings east sussex

    those were quite good jokes im sure mrs clause and holly the christmas fairy were both dying with laughter.
    is that why she hasnt been yet? because the elves and reindeer have given her a tummy ache?
    i think they were as bad as each other maybe next year the elves and fairies should have a singing competition to see who can sing in the silliest voice.
    what do you think santa?
    from stacy

  42. Anonymous

    2 reindeer
    1 elves

  43. Landon Derr

    you are great santa I LOVE YOU!!!

  44. cody

    love

  45. jonathon

    those jokes sure where funny

  46. vanessa

    i think the raindeers

  47. amber

    I love your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis santa!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have movies about rodulf!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till chrismis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish that chrismis will come soon!!!! well I love your site!!!!!!! good luck!!!!!!!! love amber

  48. Haley

    That was some pretty funny stuff Santa, I emailed you and you gave a great reply. Thanks for making this website.

  49. sophia

    i thought that the elfs and the reindeer were both really funny. me and my little brother andrew read them and we laughed are guts out because they were so funny!!!!

  50. Lily

    The jokes are funny!!

  51. claire

    I think the reindeer won.Sorry elves!Just a plain guess.

  52. KeyahMae

    I thought this was funny(: and im 14(: haha yes he is real!!!! lolx

  53. claire

    I think you both did good! I was busy laughing my head off!

  54. Michellle

    knock,knock.
    whos there?
    Santa
    Santa who
    If you dont know santa your going to get coal this year!

  55. Michellle

    I liked the one about getting coal in your stocking(the first one!) !!!!!1

  56. taylor

    hi sant i have a kock\kock joke

  57. Luke

    Knock,Knock who,s theair Elf Elf Who its Elf on the shelf thats who.

  58. ashleigh

    i really think those where funny so did my brother and my sister!!!!

  59. sarah

    i thought the reindeer were funny

  60. malachi

    the elfs they are so funny i bet you were cracking up laghing were you leave me a messige

  61. cara

    knock knock hoos there elf elf hoo elf on your nose

  62. Teyah

    That was really funny.But it took me awile to figure it out thank you Santa Claus your the best

    Love, Teyah Grace Warf

  63. Ian

    I`ll Say Both because I don`t want to hurt anyones feelings.

  64. Kyle

    I think the elves make the funniest jokes.

  65. Sam

    The reindeer were great and hilarious especially their last joke. It made me laugh for quite a while!

  66. justin

    so the snail says to the rabbit why do u moveso low

  67. Minju

    Wow! Those are really funny jokes guys! Keep it up!

  68. allison

    how old are you

  69. Coby

    I think the elves

  70. payton

    the elves were good but the reindeer is better

  71. Mikaela

    It made me laugh so hard my head exploded.And It was very funny jokes thank you for telling me that

  72. kenna and kenzie

    we liked the reindeer jokes best they were very funny<3kenzie and kenna

  73. makenna

    how much elvs do you have?

  74. Anthony

    I LOVE your jokes. i love you so much. i wish i live with you

  75. Ashley

    Reindeers are much funnier than elves. No offence elves; P.S Reindeers are faster, too.

  76. Tyler

    I think they were both really funny Santa!I finally got to see it Santa thank you for telling me!

  77. frankie

    LOL i thnk the reindeer were the funniest btw we put up a christmas tree w/ lights and we put up stockings

  78. lasandra

    hhihihhih

  79. mia lanigan

    i want your phone number so i can call u to talk to u about stuff that i’ve been doing

  80. olivia

    merry christmas and have a happy new year everyone!!!!!!!

  81. tahlia

    i think that the elves were a bit more sillier than the raindeer.

  82. Gemma

    i like the reiondeers more! :D

  83. sky

    those jokes were not even funny i thouhgt they were stupid lol

  84. Anna

    these are dead funny :)

  85. katie

    ho ho ho they are raly good jokes

  86. Anonymous

    LOL I Love These Jokes Santa xxxxx

  87. Hannah

    ??? funny but…. well there ok !!
    :) :D :P :O :S ;) :)

  88. rebekah

    i love this website xxxx

  89. rebecca smith

    knock knock who’s there ho ho who ho ho ho santa’s coming for you too!

  90. hannah

    i think the reindeer b-cause they kept comin back

  91. monica

    i really wish i could come up and visit you

  92. EMILY JAYNE

    ALL THE JOKES ARE FUNNY BY THE WAY MY BESSIES HAVE HERD THE JOKES

  93. Bernice

    Those were funny jokes santa:)

  94. Rylie

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Santa
    Santa who
    Santa’s coming to watch you

  95. kyla

    that was so funny you are the best of them all ilove u with all my heart

  96. bryce edington

    raindeer

  97. EMMA

    THATS SO FUNNY SANTA

  98. alexis

    I think the last one was funny

  99. Ashlyn

    LOL I love both of the jokes

  100. destiny

    those are some funny jokes.i almost fell out my chair

  101. CAROLINE

    HAHA VERY FUNNY CAN’T WAIT TO HERE MORE!!

  102. NIC

    HELLO THERE! I’M AWSOME!

  103. ANNA B

    HI

  104. ANNA B

    I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY …

  105. ANNA B

    THE JOKES R FUNNY :)

  106. ANNA B

    I’M LAGHING ON THE INSIDE :D

  107. ANNA B

    SMILE :*

  108. football

    football who Footballs On The Dance FloR Wa A Way

  109. alexandria

    i think that they are really cool and very entertaining and i love you and merry christmas santa claus

  110. jacob

    dear santa they are super funny I like them a lot

  111. blake

    all of them

  112. Madeleine

    FUNNY!!!!!

  113. elizabeth

    dear santa all i want for christmas his to give leukemia kids gifts because i know they might die before christmas and that is sad and to give them a bunch of new toys and give shelter kids and there parent toys also they need it more then us wealthy kids butt you know some kids are bad if they have cancer and bad you should give them a doll or cloths

  114. elizabeth

    y cnt leukemia kids have nothing and we do butt the joke are kinda funny

  115. Barrett and Briahna

    The reindeer were the funniest

  116. mia

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO THERE
    POLER BEAR
    POLER WHO
    POLER GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:)

  117. Niyatha

    special for all of elfssssssssss
    Knock knock
    whos there
    me
    me who
    you dont know who u are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  118. Leigh Ann

    The reindeer jokes were the funniest. Merry Christmas Santa!

  119. joey

    knock knock, whose there, rain,rain who,raindeer

  120. elijah

    hi santa i love you so much thanks for the reacies peanut butter cup last year in my stocking

  121. ABIGAIL

    I THINK THEY ARE ALL SUPPER DUPPER FUNNY

  122. sheridan

    i liked the all of them

  123. Anonymous

    those were really funny:)

  124. karley

    thse jokes were very funny ilove reindeer and elfs

  125. spencer

    your jokes are really funny have a great chrismas

  126. emily

    I think all the jokes were really good but I would have to say that the raindeer won. Who did you pick Santa?

  127. kayleigh

    rudolf

  128. AJ

    Those jokes made me burst out laughing in my head! I couldn’t laugh out loud because it would wake my Mom up.

  129. lala

    i think the elves made the funniest jokes of all the reindeer where good but the elves where better srry reindeer need to study on them jokes ok

    p.s get them reindeer a joke book for christmas hahaha

  130. brenda

    knock knock
    who there
    me
    me who
    me jelly santa is not on his tower go look for hom

  131. brenda

    elf and riender tell me jokes

  132. sofia

    i think the reindeer jokes were the funniest

  133. abby

    those jokes are very funny tell the elfs hat?

  134. Katie

    those were funny jokes i have to vote for elves and reinndeer I crack up.

  135. AJ

    I think the elves did a muchhhhhhhhhhh better job.

  136. Ann-Marie

    Iloved the reindeer jokes thy made me fall off my chair!

  137. OLIVER

    KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE?LOL:}

  138. denisse

    Santa pleas do me a favore give my family and me a big house and a puppy and a phone to every one :)

  139. Peta

    I Think Reiderrs sorry eives

  140. Olivia

    I think the one about the needle is the funniest.

  141. thin nguyen

    are you going to 711 at washington ave in nj because my principal say you are and i want to see you and rudoph

  142. thin nguyen

    knock knock.who there cold.cold who. cold in the north pole.hahaha!

  143. Anonymous

    I love santa

  144. dreama

    i think both made good jokes

  145. kevin

    hi

  146. kharma

    you are the best

  147. madi caddell

    knock knock
    who,s there
    bo
    bo who
    well you don,t have to cry about it

  148. Anonymous

    sooooooooo funy

  149. Rachel

    soooo funny

  150. Jennifer

    Hi santa!

    You just sebnt me a letter back online a few minutes ago. Well, you are one of my greatest heros. I can’t wqait for you to come. I wish I could get you something. Talk back soon.

    Beleiving you always,
    Jennifer

  151. Jennifer

    Did you get my message? I hope you did. This is what it said:
    You are one of my greatest hores. I Can’t wait till X~mas. Get mommy and tony gifts, too.
    Beleiving you always,
    Jennifer

  152. Ronda

    I have got a joke for here it is

    What do you do if the lady in the post office wants to fight?

    Letter Box

    Hope you like that one Santa!!!!!!

  153. madalyn

    Ilove you Santa.I would like this the best for Christmas is a real bunny.

  154. madalyn

    I love your knock knock jokes. They are so funny. Thanks for the fun!

  155. Emily

    i think the elfs won

  156. Erin

    HAHAHAHA!!!! they are SO FUNNY!!! I’ve got one too!
    Knock Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Mary
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!!!

  157. jasmyne

    i think the coal one is cool

  158. jasmyne

    trhe coal 1

  159. mollai

    me and my mum thought it was funny there are alot of good one’s my favourite one was about the needle love mollai

  160. kaitlyn

    they are so funny

  161. Toni

    Dear Santa,
    i would like a superdry and some high tops please if thats ok and i would just like to thank you very much for all the presents that you have gave me over the years
    thanks very much love toni

    p.s i will leave you some milk and cookies on the table :)

  162. Shanelle

    Dear santa
    i am 2 years old and i just want to say thank you for all the presents you have got for me since the day i was born thank you very much :)
    and i also want to say merry christmas and a happy new year to every one and i hope they have a nice christmas and get what they wished for :)

  163. mikaela

    they both did a great job but the funest was the raindeer but the elvs good job!

  164. paul

    they were so funny i neerly wet my pants.please reply santa from paul

  165. Hannah

    The Reindeer and Elves are so funny! Tell them HI!

  166. reindeer

    it is knock knock hows there needle needle how

  167. shakira

    dear santa i like knock knock hows there needle needle how needle litte remider to gift me a coal? Ivana go see santa

  168. MARKUS GRAHAM

    KNOCK
    KNOCK
    WOWS THERE
    SANTA
    SANTA WHO
    SANTA CLAUS.

  169. anthony

    why does ropdolph nedd an ambrala
    becase he’Areindeer get it raindeer

  170. Hannah

    Hi Santa Claus this is a knock knock joke i made up

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Christmas
    Christmas Who?
    Christmas is a spirit with joy and fun like elves :D

    its not that funny but it’s sure happy

  171. Hannah

    Yea me too i will leave you some yummy cookies for you on the table Merry Christmas Love Hannah! <3 :D <3 :D

  172. thushara

    I think the Elves won beacause the coal one was very very FUNNY.

  173. LUCAS

    iv got a joke
    knok knok
    who´s there?
    Santa Open
    Santa Open? i´d better wait until you claus

  174. LUCAS

    :) santa we like everyones jokes merry christmas

  175. olivia

    i think elves are the funniest

  176. luca

    hi i think none of them ar funny

  177. gabriella

    the elfs are very funny

  178. Annabelle

    i think the elfs are funnyer.:)
    knock knock
    whos there
    elf
    elf who
    elf ya gona take me to see Santa

  179. Nadia

    I think that the Reindeer came up with the most funniest jokes
    even though the elves thought of jokes quicker then the Reindeer they still had the best well done elves and reindeers.

  180. mason

    loved your silly knock knock jokes Santa and Elves

  181. kate

    i loved all the jokes but i have to say the last was the best

  182. kaden

    your jokes are funny.

  183. abbie

    they are rely cool

  184. nasra

    hello elves how are you doing

  185. katie

    they were wonderful I think for christmas you should give them a joke book .they where both good but I have to say good teamwork ,but over all the elves won.

  186. Thatcher

    My sister and I LOVED the jokes. Your elfs and raindeer are SOOOOO FUNNY.

  187. Thatcher

    The raindeer were the funniest of all.The raindeer are tight.

  188. CIARAN

    COOL JOKES SANTA ELVES

  189. Erin

    I said these to my mother and sister and I was almost in tears laughing so hard! THAT WAS GREAT JOKING AROUND!!!

  190. Jessica

    the elves

  191. TYLER

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  192. Mubu

    SANTA’s elves Thrashed the Reindeers badly with their Jokes.

  193. Sara

    I think the funniest joke was Santa’s
    I love you…

  194. Anonymous

    the elves!!! but i like the raindeers too

  195. Ruby-Leigh

    I think the reindeer won that they were very professinal

  196. Matthew

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Wanna

    Wanna who?

    Wanna go see Santa already??

  197. hayat

    knock knock who’s there? i wanna go i wanna go who? i wanna go see santa!

  198. bubbles aka katie

    some were funny but how bout this
    what did the dead man write to his other dead friend?
    Merry -X- Mas

  199. madison

    oh oh thier are funny

  200. kayla

    i think that the raindeers were funnier by a little tiny bit but truly they were both hilarious

  201. alexys

    i dont know who too pick so i pick both the raindeer were funny but the elfs were funny to so i say both so they dont get up set a little

  202. Clayton

    I like the first one

  203. Taylor

    Santa i have one may i wright it on here its a good one

  204. vivienne

    that funny ha ha ha can you tell me your phone number plezzzzz santa i whont tell any ome plezz inseat my dad mom stacy my sister and my holr family plezzzzz

  205. Abbey

    all of you are sooooo funny I cryed tears of funnynest

  206. Jacob

    Your knock knock jokes are really funny!!

  207. Brant

    Your jokes are really funny I was crackin up

  208. christopher

    whats rudolfs favoirite day of the year
    red nose day

  209. kaiya

    lol Do you think the elves can get Christmas letters? I bet they would be overjoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  210. Abigail

    nock nock who is their rudolph rudolph who rudeolph

  211. Melissa

    I AM STILL LAUGHING NOW!! Knock knock.
    whos there?
    santa.
    santa who?
    santas giving a little woo its christmas!lets do it too!!!

  212. Jessie

    raindeer of course GO RAINDEER don’t you agree?????

  213. Sophie

    i think the reindeer are funnier

  214. jiana

    i liked rudolphs knock knock jokes the best

  215. rachel

    knock knock

  216. Colleen

    I have a joke. What did she say when she was cold? Merry Brrstmas!And Iliked all of them it made me laugh so hard
    milk came out of my nose!!Bye!Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  217. MiKenzie

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Mary
    Mary Who
    Mary Christmas

    Hope everyone reading this has a phonomanol Christmas and New Years!☺

  218. Gorge

    umm santa i want a bum 4 christmas

  219. vIncent

    Dear Santa I think that the raindeer made the funnieset jokes when I first heard them I was craking up laughing.

  220. olivia

    reindeer are funnier

  221. Lorena tenorio

    was up

  222. Jack

    That was a funny contest! I liked them both, but unfortunately I have to choose one and I think the reindeer has some funniest jokes in his head. PS: Santa! I’m in your new Christmas Blog and I will promise to email you back on Christmas Eve.

  223. Anonymous

    i did not get them

  224. Danielle

    i did not get them a tall

  225. Danielle

    i have got a joke for you santa knock who there mary,mary who mery christmas

  226. Danielle

    ilovted the jokes

  227. olivia

    elves

  228. Jazlyn

    I tink the both are so funny hehe.Love you santa Clause

  229. Stella

    hello Santa I hope the elves and mrs claus say lots and lots of silly jokes.

  230. Stella

    hello santa I think they were both good I laughed a little bit.

  231. Jazsmine

    I think these are very funny…. especially how most of the helpers and stuff did about the same thing…. but its ok♥ here at the morth pole were all unique right?

  232. Jazsmine

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    cookies
    cokkies who?
    cookies are the best for santas jolly belly♥
    merry christas everyone!

  233. estefania

    iloved loved loved loved them
    t
    h
    a
    n
    k
    y
    o
    u

  234. Prscilla and Lilly

    We think the riendeer were the funniest the “GIFT” joke was really hilarious!!! HAHA

  235. Lindsey

    I think the raindeers did.

  236. Poppy

    I loved them, i have one mysrlf
    who says oh oh oh?SANTA WALKING BACKWARDS

  237. Poppy

    Hope i get prezies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  238. madison

    i have to say the reindeers are more funny and lets hope the elf with mrs.clause don’t try to fall out again.

  239. Daniel

    reindeer

  240. keegan

    knock knock
    who’s there
    vest
    vest who
    vest you doing rudolf.

  241. Justin

    I liked the jokes.

  242. Rhea

    I think the reindeer were hilarious and so were the elves.
    Hilarious.
    Astounding.

  243. Keith

    I think the s jokes are sillier than anything in the entire world. They were awesome.So tell them I think there jokes were awesome. And tell the elves I liked there jokes too.
    Bye for now

  244. desiree

    the reindeer was the funniest the could had it but the reindeer where funny then the elfs what! i’ve ot a joke just listen knock knock whos there water water who do you have water i’m dieing over here

  245. Kaitlyn

    I think the reindeer were funnier than the elves. the reindeer added pazzaz to their jokes. the elves were funny too just not as funny as the reindeer!!!

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    miss
    miss who?
    aren’t you miss letoe

  246. Kyle

    I have a few jokes you can use

    Why was the snowman angry? He had the cold shoulder.

    Why did frosty put on snow boots? He got cold feet.

    Who is the King Elf of Rock and Roll? Elfis Presley!

  247. brionna

    i loved them all

  248. Summer

    Knock knock how’s there Santa santa comon her and do some bugg

  249. jacqueline and fransisco

    i liked the jokes i told my mom and dad and they cracked up thank you very much

    jacqueline and fransisco

  250. Reece

    ha ha ha the joke were herlerius tell the elvs and the raindeers i love there joke the best christmas joke iv ever hurde lots of hugs love reece arnold coventry united kingdom west midlands

  251. Alannah

    hi santa i love talking to you and i would love to have an i pod touch please please please and see my freind gemma is she on the nice list or the naughty

  252. CHEYANN

    I LOVE YOU SANTA FROM CHEYANN

  253. CHEYANN

    BBVBBB B BVGBGB GV VBVV V V V VV

  254. emma

    they were both funny!!

  255. sarah

    i nearly wet myself i love u

  256. emma

    hey want to hear a joke knock knock who’s there
    iwanna
    iwanna who?
    iwanna go see santa now please!!!!

  257. steff

    i like the jokes

  258. Camille

    here’s another knock knock joke for you all:
    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Who?
    who who?
    Not who who — HO HO! Ho Ho Ho it’s time for You Who to get ready for You-Know-Who! Be sure to leave him some goodies!

  259. Jemima

    Here is a joke
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Iva
    Iva who?
    Iva present for yo

  260. Sunidhi

    I think that contest was very cute and so funny I think they should do it again and again and again non-stop with even sllier jokes

  261. diana

    i love the jokes

  262. HALEY (:

    HEY SANTA I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU,WHY DID THE FOOTBALL PLAYER GO TO THE BANK? TO GET HIS QUARTER BACK! (:
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  263. Brooke

    I LOVED the jokes (smile)

  264. emma

    i love the jokes they are very funny.now i got a joke for you.why didn’t the skeleton cross the road. because he didn’t have the right gut’s.

  265. Devin

    I have a joke too.
    Knock
    Knock

    Who’s there

    Owls

    Owls who

    That’s Right Owls Hoo

  266. Isabel

    i thinkk they were all funny. the elfs and raindeirs were both silly.
    sincerley
    isabel

  267. Ruairi

    SORRY IM 10

  268. Ewan

    what did one snow man say to the other snow man?

    Do you smell carrot!

  269. bailey

    i think the reindeer are sooooo funny and adorible i LOVE reindeer

  270. bailey

    whats invisable and smells like carrots the answer is bunny farts

  271. molly

    I think reindeers make the silliest joke. I like the Water you waiting for one. I was laughing my head off!

  272. Jessica 11 and Angelina 2

    knock knock
    who is there
    aunt
    aunt who??
    aunt
    i know that aunt who??
    aunt
    AUNT WHO?!
    aunt u glad my auntie has left lol :-) xxxx

  273. jay

    reindeers

  274. Pauline

    :) Funny! My favorite one that the elves made up is:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Water
    Water who?
    Water you waiting for? Ivana go see Santa so gift me coal already!

  275. Tyresha

    i liked the elves joke/the coal one

  276. Christina

    here is a joke;

    knock-knock
    whos there?
    olive.
    olive who?
    Why did ‘olive’ the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph?!

    I just LOLed!!!!! Merry X-mas!

  277. Sophia

    Dear Elves and Reindeer,

    You are all SO funny!!
    I bet you all are very satisfied with your jokes because I am! I don’t have one though. Merry Christmas!!

  278. joymarita

    dear sant,merry christmas santa.i don’t have a chimney so do you mind coming in by the window.

  279. Ali

    I think the elfs and the reindeer were funny!Ha ha ha ha!

  280. shyanne

    i think the reindeer made up the best jokes

  281. kayla

    i have a joke what did the cat say to the cristmas milk? marry milk-mas!!!!!! ha ha ha

  282. Ray

    I LOVE IT!

  283. melanie

    knock knock
    how is there
    banana
    banana who
    banana who want to play with you <3

  284. Rori

    i like all of them

  285. stacie nicholls

    thank you for my presents hope you liked you treats and the carrotsfrom stacie and family

  286. Rhiannon

    hi your cool santa hi hi hi bye

  287. shae

    knock knock who’s bear log log who boo

  288. rachel

    will you know me in 1 year yes 2 yes 3 yes 4 yes 5 yes knock knok who ther i thot you know me

  289. Maddy

    Hi Santa sorry to bother you but can you you see if an elf would like to stay with me. I’d be most honored to take care of him or her. (Elf magic elf)

  290. kara

    thank you for the pressents last year

  291. kara

    i am going to be good all year for you because we will wake up on christmas morning pressent here is a joke what do you call a dog siting beside a fire a hot dog

  292. Liam

    Hi Santa. Knock,knock. Who’s there? Christman tree. Christmas tree who? Christmas don’t cry!

    From Liam, age 6

  293. casey

    knock knok

    whos there

    santa santa who santa claus

  294. Sophie

    i think that the reindeer were loads better than the elves but i am very sorry to the elves they did do a great job but i thought that the reindeers were loads better

    Congratulations reindeer
    From
    Sophie

  295. Katie\Zoe

    i love you.what kind of cookies do you like?

  296. marcus

    have a nice christmas

  297. chloe

    heya! its me! id love to try this blog and its super cool! ive got a joke:which
    bird can write? a pen – guin! hope you like it!

  298. Brandy

    Noke noke hows their bo bo how dpwnt cry its gust a joke

  299. Zach

    You rock love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  300. jalynd

    santa for next chrismas can you prety please give me a dsi game called mario hoops 3 on 3

  301. chloe

    that is sooooooooooo cool

  302. MOLLY

    THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO.

  303. piper

    hi
    hope rudof isnt playing with the dsixl
    again

  304. taylor

    they are great jokes very funny ha ha ha

  305. Teah

    Hey Santa!!! nice to see you agan i was just gonna tell you three or or ten nock nock jocks!!! nock nock whos there? Santa Santa who??? santa paws you “r silly didn ,t you know i was gonna say santa paws??? nock nock whos there? elf elf who??? its elf step on day dont you get it we step on elfs!!!nock nock whos there? raindeer raindeer who??? i am flying like a raindeer!!!

  306. zoe

    hiya
    its nice to meet u

  307. Ammie

    hi santa

  308. lottie

    all those jokes remind me of my granda, he has rubbid jokes too!!!!!!!

  309. keira

    like the jokes santa

  310. Emily

    I don’t know i can’t choose who. i choose reindeer.i got a joke “What did the tomato say to the ketchup bottle? you go on ahead i’ll ketchup.Get it?

  311. Ali

    knock,
    who;s there?
    cookies
    cookies who
    cookies are my faviote

  312. Taleah

    Dear
    Santa

    I have been a good girl

  313. riley

    you guys are both pretty funny

  314. GEORGIA

    KNOCK
    KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    FATHER
    FATHER WHO
    FATHER CHRISTMAS THE BEST OF 2

  315. Flutterific (Stephany)

    that was so hillairias! lol omg!

  316. Ainsley

    I liked the Reindeers’ jokes the best!!!! They were funny.

  317. rosie

    hi i cant wait untill christmas!And santa dont worr’y if you cant get me what i would like!

  318. rosie

    what do you get when you come across a elephant’s trunk and some swimming fish

    i don’t know?

    swimming trunks!

    hahaha!

  319. grecia

    hi santa when its christmas what do u give the bad boys and girls

  320. kara

    your so fat

  321. joanne

    i love your jocs

  322. jade

    ha,ha the jokes were funny i dont know what to say!!!

  323. EILIE

    hi Santa! here is a joke for everyone in the Northpole:
    KNOCK KNOCK

    WHO’S THERE?
    MY PANTHA
    MY PANTHA WHO?
    MY PANTHA FALLING DOWN! HAHAHA! SEE YA!PLUS MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND TAKE CARE SANTA AND TAKE CARE FOR EVERY ONE ELS IN THE NORTHPOLE! BYE XOXOXOXOXO

  324. JANA

    I THINK REINDEER

  325. shona

    There i thought they were stupit so try and think of better ones. Just to let you know i’m talking to myself now

  326. Emil

    i loved those jokes they where so funny

  327. jess

    knock knock
    whos there
    rudloph
    rudolph who
    rudoluph the raindeer!!

  328. britt

    i love u

  329. Ryan

    Close chirstmas ready sleagh on our way

  330. Rae

    Dear,Santa
    I can’t wait untill chistmas can you even wait!Tell the raindeer I siad hi!!!

  331. miranda

    funny elves you make the funnyst jokes

  332. kayla

    knock knock whos there raindeer raindeer who raindeer who jumped on th people who came

  333. Anonymous

    I love santa presents so you should be gratful like me ive wrote letters and of course now ive looked and your best ever blog see you soon

  334. Anonymous

    Your cool santa I love you to bits like mmm see you soon are you gonna fly over my chimney?

  335. EMMA :P

    The elves are the daftest by miles ;) xxx

  336. teneill

    the joke i like most is Melanie it’s so cool . and any way elves give me my labtop first!!!! Bye,Bye Hi,Hi,Hi,Hi

  337. HW

    These jokes are creative jokes an they are nice to tell on christmas!!!! :)

  338. gabrielle

    well for one that was weird but i liked all of the jokes instead of one

  339. emma

    hi santa im from ireland. me and my sister are sooo lucking forward to christmas. all i want to say is thank
    you so much for evrything last year.

    i loved all the presents you brought me. ps;i think rudalf had the best jokes
    have a good christmas
    byyy

  340. olivia

    i think the its a tie thay are all funny and silly

  341. Layla

    knock knock,
    who’s there,
    mince pie,
    mince pie, who
    ohhhhh I am ever so sorry santa has already eaten it!

  342. Anonymous

    I think both are!:)

  343. Anonymous

    they are halareast but i got to say the elfs where the best sorry i do not whant to hert the raindeers feelings i am so so sorry

  344. dakota

    i thought those were soooiooooooooooooooooo funny

    knock knock
    whos there?
    marry
    marry who?
    marry christmas

  345. brandon

    tie.

  346. samantha

    knock knock
    whos there?
    gifts
    gifts who
    gifts me cookie

  347. emmalee

    knock knock whos there cookie cookie who cookie attack a elf tree

  348. Chloe

    nice jokes :)

  349. lani

    hi santa I am lani [Delaney] I love rudloph oh and thankyou! thankyou! for the laptop you rock

  350. Taylor

    they were good but thet didn’t make me laugh sorry :(

  351. tj

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    snow
    snow who?
    snow that gingerbread shop down the road?

  352. Fadak

    I like you santa

  353. kylie maness

    i love your knoe knoe joke.

  354. kylie maness

    i like your knok knok joke

  355. Jill

    Thanks for last night

  356. jasmine

    Dear.santa i love your knock knock joks
    and i want for christmas is a real laptop
    and if you dont have none thats ok because my mom will get me one and i want if a laptop i a teachers desk.

  357. jasmine

    Dear.Santa i love your knock knock joks
    and i want for christmas is a real laptop
    and if you dont have a laptop thats ok because my mom will get me a laptop if you dont have a laptop i want for christmas is a teachers desk if you dont have that i dont now want i want for christmas p.s.I Love You very much love Jasmine and charlie wants for christmas is a big bone!!!
    charlie loves you to i will have some soft batch choclate chip cooks and egg nog laying on the table1!!!

  358. Kaitlyn

    I think reindeer make the funniest jokes….but they should be more original and not use jokes from the elves to start there own. :) LoVE U SANTA!!!!!! MeRrY ChRiStMaS

  359. Kaitlyn

    Dear Santa, i know u told me to surprise you on what cookie flavor you want….but is choclate chip okay….my dad and i are spending christmas together instead of me and my mom and my dad doesm’t really know any other recipes…..so is chocolate chip okay?????

  360. angel

    hi santa culss have i been good or naughty my is angel and i have 2 sister there names are allison, tiffany and i got one borther name josh,well all i want for christmas is some things not all lot of thing becauses jueses should have more then us. merry christmas santa cluss.

  361. a

    This website is great 4eb0e23 4e115c2a86 9928f5101 a91398

  362. Jack

    why do they keep saying ivana

 

 
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