Silly Christmas Elf Jokes by Santa’s Reindeer

Posted by Santa Claus on December 1st, 2010

One of Santa's Reindeer

Santa's Reindeer

Everyone knows my Christmas Elves like silly jokes.  But did you know my reindeer like silly jokes too?  They do!  But they love funny jokes about elves the best.
Would you like to read some of the funny jokes the reindeer like?

Well, here are some of the jokes that make my reindeer laugh:

What do elves like to eat?
“Elf”-aghetti!

What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!

How do elves get to the top of Santa’s Castle?
An “Elf”-evator.

What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!

If there were 11 elves in the Workshop and another came to help, what would you call her?
The twelf

Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-”elf”-a!

Santa rides in a sleigh.  What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!

Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!

What do you call an elf that just won the lottery?
Welfy

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S.  Who do you think is sillier, my Christmas elves or my reindeer? (You can tell me who you think is the silliest at the North Pole.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)


 
 

260 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes by Santa’s Reindeer”

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  1. 260
    My friend amelie said:

    ho ho ho they are funy espeshly
    what do you call an elf that won the lotry
    elfy

  2. 259
    My friend imogen said:

    EIF

  3. 258
    My friend olivia said:

    elf ones are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    elf ones mean by jokes.

  4. 257
    My friend kyleigh said:

    i think santa claus is the silliest becaus he is funny and silly i love you santa:)

  5. 256
    My friend lauren said:

    that one bout the elves winning the lottery was funny hi my o my that was rare welfy (lauhging right now)

  6. 255
    My friend Kyra said:

    what do santa clause’s puppies say?
    santa paws

  7. 254
    My friend Millie said:

    raindeer

  8. 253
    My friend Anonymous said:

    i think both

  9. 252
    My friend kelly said:

    reindeer

  10. 251
    My friend Anna said:

    i liked the joke about the wrap music one i told my mum, my nana,my dad they laghed to hard i had to stop them and then i said the next joke

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  12. 250
    My friend Chelsea said:

    I think the elves are siller because they are elves. Reindeer are cool! I would like to have one. He could sleep in my room.

  13. 249
    My friend Emily said:

    eleves

  14. 248
    My friend natalie said:

    dear santa
    i think the reindeers are hillarious , i told my mum the joke about the elf-aggheti and she lauged so hard she made me laugh.
    not like i wasnt already laughing the same amount as her.

  15. 247
    My friend london said:

    i have been good this year

  16. 246
    My friend massie said:

    some of those didnt make sense

    massie

  17. 245
    My friend grumpythe elf jake wiliams friend said:

    that was funny

  18. 244
    My friend lisa said:

    I think the elf’s

  19. 243
    My friend Evie said:

    i love them jokes but i love you more xxxxxxx

  20. 242
    My friend Georgia said:

    Well this is a tuffy urm…a… both I think yes you both are as funny as each other and I love this blog!!!!

  21. 241
    My friend Addison said:

    i love your blog

  22. 240
    My friend Addison said:

    i love your blog

  23. 239
    My friend esme said:

    SANTA YOU ROCK .I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU

  24. 238
    My friend madison said:

    what do you do all year while the elfs make the toys??

  25. 237
    My friend megan said:

    thank you for my gifts santa claus!!

  26. 236
    My friend Sunidhi said:

    that was real funny

  27. 235
    My friend Johnathan said:

    Hey Santa I read all of your articals and they are very cool and the fire truck and fire rescue just went past my house.

  28. 234
    My friend Rachael said:

    What does a dumb elf not know?
    The elf-abet!

  29. 233
    My friend Rachael said:

    Hi, Santa!
    I have something to say about the reindeer’s jokes, BOO! (Kidding). How come the Christmas colours are red, green and white? And how long have you lived at the north pole? I have a joke about reindeer.(They can’t take credit if they use it.) What do you call reindeer that fall from clouds? A REIN-SHOWER!

  30. 232
    My friend lauren said:

    i have a elf on the shelf at home and they our not silly their nice and fun. reindeer our not silly too.their all sweet.

  31. 231
    My friend abigail said:

    I really liked the joke i read it was the elf abet one it really made me laugh and i wish you and the helpers at the north pole a merry christmas ho ho ho x

  32. 230
    My friend david said:

    dear santa for christmes i really wont a ipod touch if you do i will love more

  33. 229
    My friend Daniel said:

    Santa are my on the bad list

  34. 228
    My friend Tommy said:

    When you laugh you giggle like a bowl full of jelly.

  35. 227
    My friend Hannah said:

    Hello santa are you ok whant are you doing then thank you for my letter will i see you on fiday night then santa x

  36. 226
    My friend meabh said:

    santa i love u and it`s not long and i might get the acer travelmatde c 204 and i will love it very much. and i might give u some cookies for u santa and some corrots 4 roudolf
    p.s Meabh

  37. 225
    My friend jayden said:

    hello Santa how are you and M.rs Claus.maybe I will bake cookies.

  38. 224
    My friend beth said:

    Ithink Rudolph is the funniest.

  39. 223
    My friend jordan said:

    elves and reindeer are not silly there all smart

  40. 222
    My friend SARAH said:

    HI I THINK EVERYBODY IS FUNNY.ALSO WHEN YOU COME TO MY HOUSE I WILL GIVE YOU EGGNOGE.

  41. 221
    My friend cameron said:

    your reindeer

  42. 220
    My friend katie hughes said:

    those jokes are haleirious ha ha ha i cant wait intil christmas

  43. 219
    My friend Esther said:

    I think the elves are the silliest!!

  44. 218
    My friend ASHVINDER said:

    ALL THE ELVES

  45. 217
    My friend Taleesha & Jenny said:

    The Elves ARE MUCH FUNNIER.
    BUT ITS THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER.
    MY FRIEND WILL LOVE THEM :D

  46. 216
    My friend kyla said:

    hi i wrote you back like you wanted me 2…….my cats r being silly…ha ha …

  47. 215
    My friend Beth Koele said:

    Now thats funny!

  48. 214
    My friend amelia said:

    i love Christmas because of the giving and i heard my big brother is coming home for Christmas so thats all i want for christmas is my family to be together

  49. 213
    My friend GemmaJayne Lucinda&SophieMae said:

    OOH that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    We are still laughing

    We are PMSLing WE LOVE THE REINDEERS,, AND SANTA BECAUSE HE BOUGHT US A PONY!!!

    WE LIKE EXCLIMATION MARKS TOO!!

    Love SophieMae and Gemma Jayne Lucinda

    WE LOVE YOU!!!

    Love US!!! xxxxoo oox

  50. 212
    My friend Alyssa said:

    I think the reindeer are funnier!!! the jokes about the elf’s are funny too!!BYE SANTA!!!!

  51. 211
    My friend Carissa said:

    what do call a elf and a monkey together? a elf-monk!

  52. 210
    My friend Melissa said:

    Reindeer is funniest DEFINETLY!! By the way im still laughing!!! That was funny!! Thanks For The Jokes.Melissa.Merry Christmas!!!

  53. 209
    My friend hayley said:

    that was so funny the raindeer come up with some funny stuff. i cant wait to hear more.

  54. 208
    My friend Nathan said:

    We thought the jokes by the elves were a little sillier, but enjoyed them all!

  55. 207
    My friend Megan said:

    these are adorable! and funny!

  56. 206
    My friend emily said:

    Hi Santa adn Mrs Claus. Im excited about xmas and hope to see you soon and hope you bring ma a wii

  57. 205
    My friend kaitlyn said:

    I think that the raindeers jokes are really funny!

  58. 204
    My friend chase clear said:

    i love them

  59. 203
    My friend Bethany said:

    LOL!!!!!!!

  60. 202
    My friend Obama said:

    Merry C

  61. 201
    My friend Zach said:

    WE LOVE YOU SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!

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