Silly Christmas Elf Jokes by Santa’s Reindeer

One of Santa's Reindeer

Everyone knows my Christmas Elves like silly jokes.  But did you know my reindeer like silly jokes too?  They do!  But they love funny jokes about the best.
Would you like to read some of the funny jokes the reindeer like?

Well, here are some of the jokes that make my reindeer laugh:

What do elves like to eat?

What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!

How do elves get to the top of Santa’s Castle?
An “Elf”-evator.

What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!

If there were 11 elves in the Workshop and another came to help, what would you call her?
The twelf

Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?

Santa rides in a sleigh.  What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!

Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!

What do you call an elf that just won the lottery?

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S.  Who do you think is sillier, my Christmas elves or my reindeer? (You can tell me who you think is the silliest at the North Pole.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

260 messages to Santa about “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes by Santa’s Reindeer”

  1. ho ho ho they are funy espeshly
    what do you call an elf that won the lotry

  2. i think santa claus is the silliest becaus he is funny and silly i love you santa:)

  3. that one bout the elves winning the lottery was funny hi my o my that was rare welfy (lauhging right now)

  4. i liked the joke about the wrap music one i told my mum, my nana,my dad they laghed to hard i had to stop them and then i said the next joke

  5. I think the elves are siller because they are elves. Reindeer are cool! I would like to have one. He could sleep in my room.

  6. dear santa
    i think the reindeers are hillarious , i told my mum the joke about the elf-aggheti and she lauged so hard she made me laugh.
    not like i wasnt already laughing the same amount as her.

  7. Well this is a tuffy urm…a… both I think yes you both are as funny as each other and I love this blog!!!!

  8. Hey Santa I read all of your articals and they are very cool and the fire truck and fire rescue just went past my house.

  9. Hi, Santa!
    I have something to say about the reindeer’s jokes, BOO! (Kidding). How come the Christmas colours are red, green and white? And how long have you lived at the north pole? I have a joke about reindeer.(They can’t take credit if they use it.) What do you call reindeer that fall from clouds? A REIN-SHOWER!

  10. i have a elf on the shelf at home and they our not silly their nice and fun. reindeer our not silly too.their all sweet.

  11. I really liked the joke i read it was the elf abet one it really made me laugh and i wish you and the helpers at the north pole a merry christmas ho ho ho x

  12. dear santa for christmes i really wont a ipod touch if you do i will love more

  13. Hello santa are you ok whant are you doing then thank you for my letter will i see you on fiday night then santa x

  14. santa i love u and it`s not long and i might get the acer travelmatde c 204 and i will love it very much. and i might give u some cookies for u santa and some corrots 4 roudolf
    p.s Meabh


  16. The Elves ARE MUCH FUNNIER.

  17. hi i wrote you back like you wanted me 2…….my cats r being silly…ha ha …

  18. i love Christmas because of the giving and i heard my big brother is coming home for Christmas so thats all i want for christmas is my family to be together

  19. OOH that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    We are still laughing



    Love SophieMae and Gemma Jayne Lucinda

    WE LOVE YOU!!!

    Love US!!! xxxxoo oox

  20. I think the reindeer are funnier!!! the jokes about the elf’s are funny too!!BYE SANTA!!!!

  21. Reindeer is funniest DEFINETLY!! By the way im still laughing!!! That was funny!! Thanks For The Jokes.Melissa.Merry Christmas!!!

  22. that was so funny the raindeer come up with some funny stuff. i cant wait to hear more.

  23. We thought the jokes by the elves were a little sillier, but enjoyed them all!

  24. Hi Santa adn Mrs Claus. Im excited about xmas and hope to see you soon and hope you bring ma a wii

  25. Thank you for your letter and I am going to let Rudolph come into the house when he gets here. Love, Christopher

  26. Elf’s and reindeer’s jokes are amazing! They make me laugh even if I’m sad 😉 I just can’t stop laughing after I read’em!!!

  27. hy santa I love your blog it is the best Ilove you anyway how cinder elf a hahaha that was the most funniest joke I have ever heard from the north pole bye santaloveyou and the reindeers and the elf and mrs claus and esspecially santa claus hugs and kisses

  28. dear’ Santa i want one of your elves really really bad . i will try my best on being good. santa i could do anything just to get a elf. i will try my best in school.i will do anything my parents ask me to do.i will do anything you want me to do.

  29. i love elfs.i want one so bad.i like clyde so much do you know him.

  30. i think all of them are funny its not about the laughths its just about the joke

  31. i thought all the jokes espessialy
    Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?

    I laughed so hard i fell of the chair. Anyway everyone at the north pole pleaseeeee be carefull xoxoxoxoxo

  32. Dear santa i hope you have had a wonderful year i know i have i can still remember the first day of summer vacation sorry i forgot you probably do not like to talk about summer well while were talking about summer what do you the reindeer and mrs claus do during the summer

  33. that was so funny but its not nice to make fun of other people espically the elfs ^_^

  34. elf because they tell one joke i like the most is “what is one thing that elf learn in school elf abcet” and i started laughing out loud in easyer way is (lol).

  35. i think reideer are always craking those little silly jokes.. to the children.

  36. OMG I love these elfs everyone knows that elfs can be in a mood soo rain deer are super funny and on my watch they’re funnier. ( toatlly)

  37. personally I think the rainder are more silly but the elfs are funny too.

  38. wich reindeer do you like the best?I like all of them.Do you have 10 reindeer or 9?p.s.hope you have a wonderful christmas!

  39. i dont know i’d say that all the reindeer and elves are funny but u should see some of my friends they are hilarous

  40. Haha Its Quite Funny Santa Thankyou And The Reindeers And The Elves For Spreading The Christmas Spirit Into All Of Our Hearts

  41. hey santa it’s omost christmas i am so exited i can’t wait i can’t keep thinking about the raindeers, santa,mrs.claus,the elfs,the tree ,thr gifts just help me:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  42. ive got a song or a comment but it is verry funny,
    dashing through the bush in a rusty holden ute, kicking up the dust esky in the boot, kelpie by my side singing christmas songs, its summer time and im in my singlet, shorts and thongs, oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, christmas in austrailia on a scorching summers day jingle bells jingle bells christmas time is beaut, oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty holden ute. engines getting hot, we dodge the kangaroos the swaggie climbs aboard-he is welcome to. all the familys there siting by the pool christmas day the aussie way by the barbecue.
    chorus, come the afternoon grampa has a doze the kids and uncle bruce are swimming in their clothes. the time comes round to go we take a family snap, pack the car and all shooy through before the washing up.

  43. Q. why did the golfer wear to pairs of trousers
    A. so he would not get a hole in one

  44. I think clumsy suits his name, but………………………………..
    your reindeers are cool to!!!!!!!!!

  45. I have to say santa you and all the elves are the funiest you all have the most funny jokes

  46. What do you call an abomidible snowman mixed with a camel?

    A lumpy snowman!!

  47. I think the reindeer are the silliest, but i wouldn’t count the elves out yet.

  48. Ho! Ho! Ho! The reindeer are happy you talked about them! Ho! Ho! Ho!
    20 more sleeps until Christmas!
    Be good! Ho! Ho! Ho!

  49. Hi Santa,I can’t wait til Christmas!I already have mylist ready 20 Days until Christmas. Many,many things to do .I hope the raindeer get lots of treats.

  50. hello santa I thing the raindeer is the funniest can I tell you a joke whats white and goes up a comfused snowflake HAHA!!

  51. I think the reindeer are the funniest because they write all those jokes.
    P.S. Are they all true?

  52. sorry, I misspelled my name in my e-mail to you…. HO HO HO. Can I also ask for a North Face brown Jacket. Has Buddy my elf gone back to the North Pole yet? I haven’t seen him this year. He normally stays in the closet but we can’t find him. Love you…Lindsey

  53. knok knok who’s there elf elf who elfest
    ho ho ho lol merry chrismas!!!

  54. I think those joke’s are hularles they crack me up I laghed so hard I fel on the floor.

  55. I think the most funny one was
    Santa rides his sleigh what do elfs ride
    a mini van HA HA


  56. i think they both are silly they tell very funny jokes. i love your reindeer and your elves

  57. ha! santa i gust wanted to aske if you love me because i love you so much.

  58. What do you get if you cross a witch’s cat with father Christmas?Santa Claws.

  59. I would say the elves Ray is the elf that visits my home every year I feed him jelly beans and he gets into stuff

  60. I have a joke but it’s not about Christmas. What kind of teeth do you get for a dollar?

    Buck teeth!

    LOL! ROTFL! That joke cracks me up!

  61. Santa walks in the reindeer shied and Ruldoph is being meen and Santa says
    your being very “Ruld” Ruldoph

  62. Oh yeah Santa clause I know how to identify all the types of christmas trees thanx to the Lorne C. Henderson Conservation Area.
    I also like the joke Niamh made up: what do you call an elfs phone: an elfanator.

    Sincerily again,

  63. Dear santa
    My name is Cheyenne Wendt i love Christmas so much. Do you Santa

  64. i think your raindeers are funnier! no afence to the elfs but those were pretty funny!

  65. hi santa i was wondering if you cuold send me a picture of you and rudolph.

  66. i like the joke where do you finds elves? depends where you left them and if there where 11 elves in the workshope and another one came to help what would you call her? the twelf and the last one is what do you call an elve that just one the lottery? welfy those are all funny and a lot of the jokes are funny lol

  67. hi there i bet its cold living at north pole and for the raindeers to see you soon lots of love from lauren xxxxxxxx

  68. I think reindeers are more funnier, especially Prancer although I don’t know why 😀

  69. hi santa i do not belive in u go away
    the funniest is clumsy my own personal elf!

  70. Very funny reindeer. My dad has some food for you when you visit ;D

  71. I hope that the reindeer only know how to fly I know it can be tricky

  72. dear santa my halo has been a little crooked i love you very much i hope i get you for christmas because i really love you and for chirstmas i would like a bed set and you and mrs.claus and the elfs amd rodoff and fosty i didn’t forget any of you if i did tell me

  73. hi ho ho santa u rule!!!!! i love all the presents u send me thanks!!!
    your elfs are sooo sweeet!! so are your reindeer! (especialy rudulf!)
    luv caitlin
    :-) xxx

  74. i hope i am on the good list because i have been good all year i think the reindeer are the funniest but if you were in it i would say you HO HO HO

  75. Dear Santa.I have read you blog!
    I’ve heard it’s really good!

    Love Juan

  76. i think that the elves are pretty funny but the reindeer are funny too!

  77. Yo Santa I think the Elves are Way funnier than the reindeer![no offense Blitzen, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Rudolph, etc]. Santa, Just wondering how many DS games do you have?

  78. I found your blog with a little help from mom are you ready for this year.Sadly christmas is not long enough:( by good to talk to you bye

  79. Dear Santa,
    I think both reindeer and elves are hilarious! But, if I had to chose I would pick…. hmm…. I can’t decide! They are both great! Merry Christmas! Thanks!

  80. i think the raindeer.My fav joke is
    who lives in the north pole makes toys and rides in a pumpkin cinder-elf-a

  81. Hi elves and reindeer and of course santa, these jokes are hlarious.

  82. I like these jokes they’re funny and make a lot sense to me. The elves are so funny. No wonder why the reindeer like them. :) xoxo

  83. have a good christmas and a happy new year merry christmas everbody.p.s. have a happy hannukah to.

  84. I think the elves are really funny!!!!!!!
    Which one do you like best Santa?

  85. why is mrs. cluase so good at knitting (because she has to make small enough blankets for the elfs)

  86. i think thaat the reindeer are funnier because they have different types of jokes

  87. I Think The Raindeer Are The Sillyest AT the North POLE I love There Silly elf Jokes ( No Affents elfs)

  88. the was funny because the reindeer had really funny jokes

  89. santa, be careful not to laugh too much, you can forget what presents the children want!!!

  90. I think the elfs are silly because the look really cool and they look funny! hahaha hahahahah!

  91. the reindeer are really funny to hahaha or hohoho was all i could say

  92. You said you wanted me to visit the blog and I could type stuff and you could not wait till I posted something or something like that.

  93. SANTA tell rudolph he can make good jokes and that him and you are doing good jobs at the north pole


  94. thse were halarius! they are the best christmas jokes!my favrite was all of them.

  95. cool i love them ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ……. .HAAAAAA

  96. you are so funny here santa it is me ashleigh how said i love you and elves me and my sister chloe are so happy to get an preson what you make love you elves and i love santa most

  97. hi once there lived a elf called clumsey on chritmas eve santa ask him to put the presents ready.but he put some santas old photos of when he was yough.then santa set off with

  98. I think that you are the funniest at making jokes santa,after all you did write them right?

  99. Dear Santa,
    I might have a idea… Olive them!!!! Get it!!!!!

    Santa’s reply:
    Ho! Ho! Ho! Luke!

  100. Dear Santa,
    Merry Christmas!!!! Only 25 days till Christmas!! I love Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixon, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph!!!

    P.S. { and yes Olive, too!}

  101. Dear Santa,
    I hope you have a good Christmas this year!Its snowing right now in my city!!!!

  102. To santa i hope you are looking for good kids and bad kidsand i like you to say hi to everyone please keep warm i do not want any one of you’s to get a cold.
    Lots of love from Amy Loughbrough

  103. I bet all of those reindeer love to hear silly jokes! Maybe that’s what makes Rudolph’s nose glow!

  104. i love to text i am trying to stop yelling but i get so frusterated from school i hope you come

  105. I like them elf jokes santa i have got one for you what does and elf do on chrismas eve

  106. Dear santa claus what I would like for Christmas is a mini laptop,a fame dvd,
    marmaduke dvd,a window crisdauland a realy!realy! HHAAPPYY CHRIISTMMAS

    LOTS OF LOVE FROM GRACE.B XXxxxxxx … xxxxxxx

  107. We think all the jokes are really silly! The reindeer are very naughty! we have a joke for you:
    What fish is always selfish?
    Shell fish!!!

  108. hello everyone at northpole i here uv all been really busy i love christmas its the best time of year my birthday is 3 days after christmas and my cousins is on christmas day his name is nicolas to haha :) lots of kisses and hugs nicole

  109. ok i don’t care to wait p.s elefs ilove you to miss claus i love you TO I LOVE ALL OF YOU

  110. its amber again i went this blog and wrote back
    you are nice but mostly GENOUROUS ! as

    have joy from christmas

  111. I think that they are both JUST as silly as eachother (though no one is as silly as my puppy!) :)

    -Bethany| 😀 |

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