Silly Christmas Elf Jokes by Santa’s Reindeer

One of Santa's Reindeer
Santa's

Everyone knows my Christmas Elves like silly jokes.  But did you know my reindeer like silly jokes too?  They do!  But they love funny jokes about the best.
Would you like to read some of the funny jokes the reindeer like?

Well, here are some of the jokes that make my reindeer laugh:

What do elves like to eat?
“Elf”-aghetti!

What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!

How do elves get to the top of Santa’s Castle?
An “Elf”-evator.

What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!

If there were 11 elves in the Workshop and another came to help, what would you call her?
The twelf

Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-“elf”-a!

Santa rides in a sleigh.  What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!

Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!

What do you call an elf that just won the lottery?
Welfy

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S.  Who do you think is sillier, my Christmas elves or my reindeer? (You can tell me who you think is the silliest at the North Pole.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

260 thoughts on “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes by Santa’s Reindeer”

  1. i liked the joke about the wrap music one i told my mum, my nana,my dad they laghed to hard i had to stop them and then i said the next joke

  2. I think the elves are siller because they are elves. Reindeer are cool! I would like to have one. He could sleep in my room.

  3. dear santa
    i think the reindeers are hillarious , i told my mum the joke about the elf-aggheti and she lauged so hard she made me laugh.
    not like i wasnt already laughing the same amount as her.

  4. Well this is a tuffy urm…a… both I think yes you both are as funny as each other and I love this blog!!!!

  5. Hey Santa I read all of your articals and they are very cool and the fire truck and fire rescue just went past my house.

  6. Hi, Santa!
    I have something to say about the reindeer’s jokes, BOO! (Kidding). How come the Christmas colours are red, green and white? And how long have you lived at the north pole? I have a joke about reindeer.(They can’t take credit if they use it.) What do you call reindeer that fall from clouds? A REIN-SHOWER!

  7. i have a elf on the shelf at home and they our not silly their nice and fun. reindeer our not silly too.their all sweet.

  8. I really liked the joke i read it was the elf abet one it really made me laugh and i wish you and the helpers at the north pole a merry christmas ho ho ho x

  9. Hello santa are you ok whant are you doing then thank you for my letter will i see you on fiday night then santa x

  10. santa i love u and it`s not long and i might get the acer travelmatde c 204 and i will love it very much. and i might give u some cookies for u santa and some corrots 4 roudolf
    p.s Meabh

  11. i love Christmas because of the giving and i heard my big brother is coming home for Christmas so thats all i want for christmas is my family to be together

  12. OOH that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    We are still laughing

    We are PMSLing WE LOVE THE REINDEERS,, AND SANTA BECAUSE HE BOUGHT US A PONY!!!

    WE LIKE EXCLIMATION MARKS TOO!!

    Love SophieMae and Gemma Jayne Lucinda

    WE LOVE YOU!!!

    Love US!!! xxxxoo oox

  13. Reindeer is funniest DEFINETLY!! By the way im still laughing!!! That was funny!! Thanks For The Jokes.Melissa.Merry Christmas!!!

  14. Thank you for your letter and I am going to let Rudolph come into the house when he gets here. Love, Christopher

  15. Elf’s and reindeer’s jokes are amazing! They make me laugh even if I’m sad 😉 I just can’t stop laughing after I read’em!!!

  16. hy santa I love your blog it is the best Ilove you anyway how cinder elf a hahaha that was the most funniest joke I have ever heard from the north pole bye santaloveyou and the reindeers and the elf and mrs claus and esspecially santa claus hugs and kisses

  17. dear’ Santa i want one of your elves really really bad . i will try my best on being good. santa i could do anything just to get a elf. i will try my best in school.i will do anything my parents ask me to do.i will do anything you want me to do.

  18. i thought all the jokes espessialy
    Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
    Cinder-”elf”-a!

    I laughed so hard i fell of the chair. Anyway everyone at the north pole pleaseeeee be carefull xoxoxoxoxo

  19. Dear santa i hope you have had a wonderful year i know i have i can still remember the first day of summer vacation sorry i forgot you probably do not like to talk about summer well while were talking about summer what do you the reindeer and mrs claus do during the summer

  20. elf because they tell one joke i like the most is “what is one thing that elf learn in school elf abcet” and i started laughing out loud in easyer way is (lol).

  21. OMG I love these elfs everyone knows that elfs can be in a mood soo rain deer are super funny and on my watch they’re funnier. ( toatlly)

  22. wich reindeer do you like the best?I like all of them.Do you have 10 reindeer or 9?p.s.hope you have a wonderful christmas!

  23. i dont know i’d say that all the reindeer and elves are funny but u should see some of my friends they are hilarous

  24. Haha Its Quite Funny Santa Thankyou And The Reindeers And The Elves For Spreading The Christmas Spirit Into All Of Our Hearts

  25. hey santa it’s omost christmas i am so exited i can’t wait i can’t keep thinking about the raindeers, santa,mrs.claus,the elfs,the tree ,thr gifts just help me:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  26. ive got a song or a comment but it is verry funny,
    dashing through the bush in a rusty holden ute, kicking up the dust esky in the boot, kelpie by my side singing christmas songs, its summer time and im in my singlet, shorts and thongs, oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, christmas in austrailia on a scorching summers day jingle bells jingle bells christmas time is beaut, oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty holden ute. engines getting hot, we dodge the kangaroos the swaggie climbs aboard-he is welcome to. all the familys there siting by the pool christmas day the aussie way by the barbecue.
    chorus, come the afternoon grampa has a doze the kids and uncle bruce are swimming in their clothes. the time comes round to go we take a family snap, pack the car and all shooy through before the washing up.
    chorus.

  27. I think clumsy suits his name, but………………………………..
    your reindeers are cool to!!!!!!!!!

  28. Ho! Ho! Ho! The reindeer are happy you talked about them! Ho! Ho! Ho!
    20 more sleeps until Christmas!
    Be good! Ho! Ho! Ho!

  29. Hi Santa,I can’t wait til Christmas!I already have mylist ready 20 Days until Christmas. Many,many things to do .I hope the raindeer get lots of treats.

  30. hello santa I thing the raindeer is the funniest can I tell you a joke whats white and goes up a comfused snowflake HAHA!!

  31. sorry, I misspelled my name in my e-mail to you…. HO HO HO. Can I also ask for a North Face brown Jacket. Has Buddy my elf gone back to the North Pole yet? I haven’t seen him this year. He normally stays in the closet but we can’t find him. Love you…Lindsey

  32. I would say the elves Ray is the elf that visits my home every year I feed him jelly beans and he gets into stuff

  33. I have a joke but it’s not about Christmas. What kind of teeth do you get for a dollar?

    Buck teeth!

    LOL! ROTFL! That joke cracks me up!

  34. Santa walks in the reindeer shied and Ruldoph is being meen and Santa says
    your being very “Ruld” Ruldoph

  35. Oh yeah Santa clause I know how to identify all the types of christmas trees thanx to the Lorne C. Henderson Conservation Area.
    I also like the joke Niamh made up: what do you call an elfs phone: an elfanator.

    Sincerily again,
    Patrick

  36. i like the joke where do you finds elves? depends where you left them and if there where 11 elves in the workshope and another one came to help what would you call her? the twelf and the last one is what do you call an elve that just one the lottery? welfy those are all funny and a lot of the jokes are funny lol

  37. hi there i bet its cold living at north pole and for the raindeers to see you soon lots of love from lauren xxxxxxxx

  38. dear santa my halo has been a little crooked i love you very much i hope i get you for christmas because i really love you and for chirstmas i would like a bed set and you and mrs.claus and the elfs amd rodoff and fosty i didn’t forget any of you if i did tell me

  39. hi ho ho santa u rule!!!!! i love all the presents u send me thanks!!!
    your elfs are sooo sweeet!! so are your reindeer! (especialy rudulf!)
    luv caitlin
    :-) xxx
    HO!HO!!HO!!!

  40. i hope i am on the good list because i have been good all year i think the reindeer are the funniest but if you were in it i would say you HO HO HO

  41. Yo Santa I think the Elves are Way funnier than the reindeer![no offense Blitzen, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Rudolph, etc]. Santa, Just wondering how many DS games do you have?

  42. I found your blog with a little help from mom are you ready for this year.Sadly christmas is not long enough:( by good to talk to you bye

  43. Dear Santa,
    I think both reindeer and elves are hilarious! But, if I had to chose I would pick…. hmm…. I can’t decide! They are both great! Merry Christmas! Thanks!

  44. i think the raindeer.My fav joke is
    who lives in the north pole makes toys and rides in a pumpkin cinder-elf-a

  45. I like these jokes they’re funny and make a lot sense to me. The elves are so funny. No wonder why the reindeer like them. :) xoxo

  46. have a good christmas and a happy new year merry christmas everbody.p.s. have a happy hannukah to.

  47. I Think The Raindeer Are The Sillyest AT the North POLE I love There Silly elf Jokes ( No Affents elfs)

  48. You said you wanted me to visit the blog and I could type stuff and you could not wait till I posted something or something like that.

  49. SANTA tell rudolph he can make good jokes and that him and you are doing good jobs at the north pole

    TO:SANTA CLAUSE AND RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
    FROM:ALBANY

  50. cool i love them ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ……. .HAAAAAA

  51. you are so funny here santa it is me ashleigh how said i love you and elves me and my sister chloe are so happy to get an preson what you make love you elves and i love santa most

  52. hi once there lived a elf called clumsey on chritmas eve santa ask him to put the presents ready.but he put some santas old photos of when he was yough.then santa set off with photos..xxx

  53. Dear Santa,
    Merry Christmas!!!! Only 25 days till Christmas!! I love Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixon, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph!!!

    P.S. { and yes Olive, too!}

  54. To santa i hope you are looking for good kids and bad kidsand i like you to say hi to everyone please keep warm i do not want any one of you’s to get a cold.
    Lots of love from Amy Loughbrough

  55. Dear santa claus what I would like for Christmas is a mini laptop,a fame dvd,
    marmaduke dvd,a window crisdauland a realy!realy! HHAAPPYY CHRIISTMMAS

    LOTS OF LOVE FROM GRACE.B XXxxxxxx … xxxxxxx

  56. We think all the jokes are really silly! The reindeer are very naughty! we have a joke for you:
    What fish is always selfish?
    Shell fish!!!

  57. hello everyone at northpole i here uv all been really busy i love christmas its the best time of year my birthday is 3 days after christmas and my cousins is on christmas day his name is nicolas to haha :) lots of kisses and hugs nicole

  58. its amber again i went this blog and wrote back
    you are nice but mostly GENOUROUS ! as

    have joy from christmas
    love
    amber

  59. I think that they are both JUST as silly as eachother (though no one is as silly as my puppy!) :)

    -Bethany| 😀 |

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