Why Does Santa Claus Come Down The Chimney?

Posted by Santa Claus on December 19th, 2009

Many people ask me, “Santa Claus, why do you come down the chimney?”

Well, the main reason I use the chimney is that it is faster!   After all, the reindeer and sleigh are on the roof anyway.

Although, a long time ago, I tried a different way!  It’s a very, VERY silly story.

Yes, it was a very, very long time ago.  The elves were drinking hot cocoa with those fancy imported marshmallows.  They wanted to come up with a better way for me to deliver presents.  They were trying to think of something that everyone has in their home.

Well, Clumsy the Elf had to go to the washroom because of all the hot cocoa.  He was in there a long time.   Everyone heard lots of noise.  There was lots of flushing and gurgling.

When he came out he had a big grin on his face.  He said, “I have the perfect way for Santa to get into every home!”  Can you guess what it was?

Clumsy told the elves his idea.   Faster than reindeer fly, the elves made me a special red Santa wetsuit, hat, snorkel, flippers and swimming goggles.  Yes, they wanted Santa to pop into houses through the potty!

When they told me I thought it was the craziest idea I had ever heard!  Somehow, the elves convinced me.  After all, everyone has a toilet, they said.

Well, it was one of the coldest Christmasses ever!  But, I was ready to try popping into houses thru the potty.

OK.   I was ready for my first house.  But when I popped out of the potty there was Mamma in her ‘kerchief and Dad in his cap, just settling in for a long winter’s nap!

They had never seen Santa wearing a red Santa wetsuit, flippers on his feet, snorkel and goggles before.  I was quite a sight!

They screamed.

I screamed.

They screamed some more.

They ran.

I tried to run.  But, it is hard to run with flippers on your feet!  So, I fell.

“That’s it”, I said.  “No more popping into the potty for this poor Santa!”.

And that’s why Santa comes down the chimney!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.   Do you think that was the silliest idea ever?  How would you like me to deliver presents at your home?  (You can leave a message for me.   Or, scroll down to see what others have written!)


 
 

530 Responses to “Why Does Santa Claus Come Down The Chimney?”

  1. aine

    that is silly!even i wouldnt do that. but if you went down the chimney you would be dirty :-)

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  3. lee

    like you youare the best man ever love from lee

  4. Anonymous

    why dont you yousse the freont door

  5. gabrielle

    If you come down the chimney and get stuck who helps you out

  6. aurora

    i think you should go though the frount or back door

  7. Skyler

    I would love if you come to my house and up my toilet.P.S don’t get sick when you come to my house. from;Skyler koroch to;santa claws candy canes

  8. wiktoria

    dear santa

    that wasnt a very good idea to come down the chimney.

    from wiktoria

  9. wiktoria

    dear lovely santa

    I think that everybody should be in bed at midnight so you could leave your presents.

  10. rissa

    well you could come in thru the back door if they have one of course there will be no key but ur magicl so it doesnt matter right?

  11. ashton

    do you ever get stuck?

  12. Kaylie

    How did you FIT through the toilet???!!!??? I think you should stick to chimneys from now on!!!

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  14. christy

    i don’t have a chimney because i live in a flat.

  15. christy

    i waited a long time for the coment

  16. amelia

    i would love it you elvs down ther are doind great i want 32 webkinz i have a poster board and you can see all of them iwant you to make me that please

  17. Taeuk

    wow that is very silly and you were right Santa Claus

  18. kayla

    stick to our chimney please!

  19. Casey

    I think it is because people might hear him anywhere else

  20. Julyann

    You can come thourgh the front door it’s the easiest thing to do!Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year

  21. Brittany

    My sis’s friend one morning they where opening there presents and found your hat in the chimney her name is madison kent do you know her???? you probably do

  22. Emily

    Wow, that’s silly! We’ve got a chimney ready for you!

  23. Orlaith

    that was very silly to go popping out of the toilet!!!

  24. emily

    hi santa yeh that was a silly way to deliver presants i hope i was good this year
    PS. i think i have been good this year

  25. SIERRA

    I DID COME ON YOUR BLOG SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE TAKE ME TO NORTH POLE

  26. Erin

    Your so silly going out the potty

  27. aoibhin

    I like you leaving the presents down the chimney and into the living room. I think it is very special!

  28. Thomas

    Santa why dont send the presants through the mail box shrink them then post them thenthey can grow back them selfs so you can post them through the chimney

  29. liam

    hi santa!
    why on earth would you come out the toilet! i am glad you changed to chimmneys!!!
    love liam

  30. `shahni

    Santa can you come up the sink please

  31. Katie Dale

    dear santa dont you think it is time to start giving little more presents

  32. kathlyn

    Yes!!!!! How did they come up with that?!

  33. amber

    wat if some one was siting on the dunny?? u would of hit them :S

  34. sarah

    Thats the sillest story I herd , your elves are funny

  35. Kyle

    well its a pretty crazy way but if i were you i’d take a giant snowmobile that lloks like a sled

  36. ray

    do u get dirty???????? i bet not, because
    your santa and your magical!!!!!!!!

  37. Abby

    I think You Should Come through,Thru the Chimney just like you do now!

  38. Grayce

    you can use the front Door.

  39. Sophie

    I want you to come down the chimney !!!!! That was the sillyest story ever told

  40. Sophie

    I want you to come down the chimney !!!!! That was the sillyest story ever told

  41. Brandon

    You can come in through my front door, but watch out for the screen!

  42. Colleen

    Dear Santa,

    I think the elf story is so funny. I think the whole chimney thing is bad and good. I think it is bad because YOU COULD CATCH ON FIRE! It is good because almost everyone has one.

    Love,

    Colleen

  43. taylor coombes

    you rock
    you are the best
    i love you
    you give me nice prezzes

    love from best friend taylor!!

  44. garret

    this year can you come in my room and wake me up ? and why don’t you go through the window ?

  45. Rachel

    That is funny. But it would make it funnier was that is if someone was going to the bath room.

  46. maddy

    well this is a question but what if you don’t have a chimney

  47. Marshall

    Magically come in the front door

  48. Tiana

    You could just use the front or back door, and even if you dont have a key your magical so you can use magic to get in any way you want to.

  49. Han

    What a super funny story! I love jokes and others. :)

  50. Amelia

    Dear Santa, Please use the magic key, mummy will leave it outside the front door if you forget yours.

    Love Amelia
    xxxx

  51. Poppi and Layla

    Santa I thought that was extremely silly.
    I think if you went down the chimney, what about if people didnt have an open fire wouldnt you get stuck

  52. Layla

    Santa that was very silly.

  53. michaela

    maybe if you try and get all the kids and parents to go to bed at midnight to deliver the presents the best way is to block your left nose to make the chimney appear and with your right nose make the chimney dissapear

  54. Asher

    We don’t have a chimney, so how are you going to get in and deliver my presents?

    I hope I get my presents I would like for christmas.

    love asher

  55. Isabelle

    Why don’t you just use the front door?

  56. Emily

    santa how do you fit thu the chimmney

  57. Kennith

    That is the craziest idea ever. what would happen if someone is using the potty(especially a kid.) Your head would be so dirty. and u couldn’t deliver any gifts.

  58. Ben and Trevor

    I think u should make an invisible suit and invisible presents and sneak in then turn the presents uninvisible and then u win!!!!!!!!!

  59. Isabel

    I can’t belive you did that i wouldn’t what if someone had just did their buisness?

  60. mary

    why did you go up the potty i was a really silly idia

  61. Zach

    Can you bring me a gecko webkinz?

  62. Mia

    Hmmm
    Come in my house through the shower. It will be coool
    love,
    Mia

  63. Rosie

    I think it would be funny if you came through the window :D But thats just my opinoin…

  64. Mary!

    Merry Christmas Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!

  65. emelene

    ithink u should ring the doorbell/doorknocker to deliver presents

  66. Chantel

    Santa, What if we don’t have a chimney?? What will you go down?

  67. Chantel

    What will you come down if houses dont have chimneys?

  68. Sarah

    i think thats the most silliest idea ever going down the toilet

  69. Emily

    I bet you were very wet!!!!!!! I can’t imagine what that mst have been like!

  70. Emily

    Hoping that you never get stuck in there! That would be a complete disaster!

  71. vanessa

    i don’t have a chimney.you should come from the front door(if you know the secret code)!

  72. abby

    I LOVE YOU SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. abby

    YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. Destiny

    Did You Ever Go Up The Toilet?

  75. Lily

    i is a funny idear! would stick to the chimeny! and what happens if you get stuck

  76. Libby and Emma

    Please come down our chimeny and leave the presents under the tree-your cookies are already out waiting for you,. Please, leave an autograph from Rudolph!

  77. kiara

    well tell the elves to try to really think before tring a idea

  78. taylor

    houston tx santa why dont you try the window for people who dont have chimneys

  79. Madeline

    Santa,

    I am OK with you popping out of our toilet but we will have to make sure it is flushed before your arival.

    See you soon.
    madeline

  80. anonamise

    why do yo go into the house anyway? why don’t you just use your magic to make the gift’s appear in the house’s?

  81. Hannah

    What other ways does Santa come down the chimney? I’m going to be with my dad for christmas next year but I don’t have a chimney at that house!!!! If santa comes through the door, the alarm will go off!!!!!!! Same if he came in anywhere else!!!!

  82. kylie

    thats silly, coming up in a potty, the chimney, is the way in.

  83. Eilish

    i think coming through a potty is crazy! and wouldnt you get wet and stuck?

  84. bridie

    I like the song about you getting stuck in the chimney its funny. but why do you go down the chimney why dont you climb through a window. haha

  85. Mckenzie

    Dear Santa,
    Have you ever gotten stuck in a chimney? What happens if you do?

  86. Alex

    We could leave a window open so you can go through it?

  87. pieter

    dear santa i think you should climb through the window in my house ill take the stick away from the window seal that stop the burglars from getting in only on christmas eve santa (wink) i am putting all my trust in you from pieter

  88. Lilly

    I think the way you do it is just perfect

  89. Lilly

    were you cold in the toilet

  90. Lilly

    do you get dirty down the chimminey

  91. Anonymous

    very funny

  92. claudia

    why dont you come trough the front door ?? x

  93. Anonymous

    i think you should come through the window or door like batman

  94. ELVIE

    THE ELVES HAD A WEIRD IDEA
    WHAT A SHAME SHAME ON YOU

  95. Tommy

    An easyer way would be to just have some of the smaller elves pop in through chimeny, window or what have you, and then you send down the smaller presents, then you come in through the toilet again and put the big ones there.

  96. Tyrus

    use the window

  97. jacob

    thats very funny i would of tried to but why not go through the heater

  98. Fallyn

    Dear santa ,

    I would hate coming theough the toilet!!! That is discusting …especially if some one one was on the toilet at the time!!!!

  99. amy

    merry christmas
    santa

  100. monique

    notreally but it was funny anyways

  101. Dana

    oooohhhh!!!! That is a really funny story I was rolling on the floor laghing wellit wasnt the funniest thing ever but really funny merry x-mas

  102. tESS

    That was a weird way.

  103. Yamuna

    Have a magical key and open otheir door.They thought of a silly idea!I don’t know if this will work,but try!

    Merry Christmas,
    Yamuna

  104. Jamie

    Dear Santa,

    I read it and you’re right, it is silly. Going down the chimney, you would be dirty, but going through the potty, you would be wet. It’s a good thing you go down the chimney because if you went through the potty,imagine if someone came in to use it. Now that would be funny. :P :D

  105. jade

    your blog rocks

  106. mia rose day

    am i on the naghty or nice list.

  107. Abby

    I don’t have a chimney Santa

  108. andrea

    that is the craiziest thing that i hav ever heard in my entire life and that is pretty messed up well that is all i got to go cuz i have to go christmas shopping but still that was the weirdest thing ever please dont try that ever!!!!

  109. Abriona

    santa i’ll email you on christmas eve. ok.c

  110. Jess

    Wow thats funny santa! I can’t believe there is only 2 more sleeps to go! I am so excited Merry Christmas!
    From Jess :) :)

  111. kaitlin

    why dont you get keys to all the houses and just go through the door!?!?

  112. yasmin

    i personally think presents should be deliverd through the letter box and you can sprinkle some magic glitter so we cant here you you never guess what me and my little sister lexi had a first christmas bump oowchh it hurts but at least we know we will be ok before christmas love you x

  113. faith

    what do you give people when there extra, exra naughty?

  114. faith

    santa what do you do when its not christmas?

  115. Paris Eve

    Dear Santa,
    Don’t change your tradition if you like it! I think it’s cool that for all these years you have gone down the chimney to deliver presents. If you managed before, then why not keeping doing it?

  116. Ethan & Ben

    Hi Santa,

    Please leave our presents upstairs. Your snack will be on the table–we made a special one for you!

  117. Amy

    Yayyyy nearly crimbo reallll excited! WELLL santa u can come in my house anyway you like, just dont come thru the front door coz my dog tyson will bark ;D Anyway merry christmas santa! and to everybody else, 2 =]

  118. Kaylee

    Wow Santa Claus,
    that was quit the story.But I think that it was a smart idea to stick to chimmneys. I have also got a question, where would you enter if a home did not have a chimmney that you could not enter?

  119. Carly

    Please santa could you delver your presents to the back door through the cat flap?

  120. Sophie

    U know if people have a chimney u use the MAGIC KEY why don’t u use it on evreyones house or do u touch ur nose and u become downstairs only if theres a chimney?

  121. Marina

    Wat happens if they don’t have a chimney, because I don’t have one.

  122. makayla

    I would want you to go through my window.

  123. Haley

    santa i want to know if you can make chimmneys by yourself! because i dont have a chimmney so how do you get into my house every year? i would like to have the answer very quickly because 2 more days untill Christmas eve!

  124. samuel

    haha that was a funny story

  125. Hunter

    we dont have a chimney so what do you do

  126. micah

    i would like you to use the backdoor

  127. Elias

    That was hilarious… and a bit gross, but mostly hilarious! But why did you have the idea of coming through the chimneys RIGHT after the idea of the toilet?
    Bye!
    I believe in you a lot!

  128. sasha

    how do you fit down the chimney

  129. James

    You could try a window. If that doesn’t work, maybe you should stick to the chimney.

  130. gina

    he goes up and down that is what he does. like on the santa clause the movie

  131. Anonymous

    that is so funny!!!

  132. Luke

    that is funny
    i have another idea.when i go to sleep, i could lock the door then put a key under the door and when you came, you could unlock it!

  133. alex

    to santa
    i think its very funny that you go down the chimney but i guess its the only way that you can get in. by the way how do you get in the chimney wouldnt you get stuck o never mind. you should keep comeing down the chimney for the rest of your life.
    merry chistmas santa

  134. india

    my fire place is fake so maybe use the front door

  135. Janice

    Yes it is very very silly:)

  136. Rodrigo

    I don’t have a Chimney , so how do you get inside of my house ?

  137. Raphy

    I would like Santa to go through the loungeroom window because it is closer to the Santa sacks.

    Love Raphy.

  138. gemma

    why would you come down the toilte its a silly idea come down the chimney!

  139. Anonymous

    santa iluv u so much if u came down the u wouldbe stuck

  140. sarah

    that is very silly you should get a dirty proof suit and loose a bit of weight but still come down the chimey

  141. sarah

    i think that was silly lol but still funny

  142. Maranda

    Nice story! That is funny!

  143. DEOSHJANAE

    I DON HAVE A CHIMNEY.I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT.

  144. mariah

    you shood come down a window it wood be cool bye love u bybd

  145. mariah

    Santa you should come through the window. It will be cool……….. bye

  146. Nora

    Please use your magic powder to open our front door. Love, Nora

  147. Victoria

    Hi Santa I love you

  148. Rebecca

    come in through the doors.

  149. Amanda

    hi santa i was just wondering why you come down the chiminy because i don;t have a chiminy so how do you get into my house and other peaples house if they dont have a chiminy?

  150. henry

    dear santa i will leaVE cookies in the bathroom

  151. Alexa

    I think you should mail them and our parents will put them under the Tree and stockings

  152. jack and nick

    santa how do you fit down the chimny?

  153. Allie

    Santa I think everyone is all over this idea of you coming to their house. I meen yes im happy your coming too. Everyone is loosing the true meening of christmas. Its giving that matters. Santa you are giving presents to the world so you know the true meening. Thats a lot of giving. Thanks for beinging so kind to me and giving me presents on Christmas eve!

  154. sophie

    you must get cold and sotty in there

  155. Thomas B

    R U Magic, i mean my mum says you walk thru walls! Looney *Wink*

  156. Thomas B

    really she’s a bit loopyloo

  157. BOUNDIARA

    ILOVE YOULOVFGFG

  158. lauryn

    i think you should climb through windows

  159. Landon

    Santa we dont have a fireplace but I think you could figure something out.

    your resident,Landon.

  160. Minju

    Wow Santa! You really did that?Thats so funny and so are you! Remember what i said what i wanted for Christmas? *smile*

  161. Minju

    Oh Santa. why dont u use the back door? When Will U Ever Learn?

  162. Rina

    Dear Santa i dont think going throw pottys i think it is much better going throw chinmeys it is smart love Rina

  163. jessica

    do you love front doors or chimmneys better

  164. LS

    Dear Santa that is the most hullarius thing ever! I think that you should just stick with chimneys. But if someone doesn’t have a chimney then go threw the door.

  165. serena

    Why did you do it anyway Santa, I would wouldn’t it be disgusting. what if someone did not flush the toilet

  166. Madison

    will you let me deliver presents with you.

  167. Laura

    I loved the story that you write and how come When I am in bed and you go on my roof and I dont hear you?

  168. FRANKLIN

    dear santa i was a good boy this year and i was hopeing you would get to come see me mabe next year your friend FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING

  169. Rebekah

    You come down the chimney and pop out the fireplce you go.Everyone should be in the bed by 11:00 at night so you dont get seen if you get stuck in the chimney wich you wont but if you do because you are magical you can just phone mrs Clause tell her what house and adress your at and she will come and help you wont she I love you all lots of love from Rebekah

  170. Harleen

    well i do think its silly but its better than ruining the childrens christmas

    thanks santa you always tell your secrets

    luv harleen

  171. lucy

    I think it was quite silly tho a good ider but you should stick to a chimmny

  172. Cesar

    What happens if you dont have a chimney

  173. Dorothy Charest

    Hi Santa im so glad to meet you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im read your (new) way to come out of the potty.Thats silly

  174. Olivia

    That is really a funny story. I can’t believe you actually entered a house through the toilet. Where was it?

  175. cameron

    Santa that i so silly what if somebody had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night? lol

  176. olivia

    hi, can i have a spell that gives me a friend

  177. Ella

    I think you should stick with the chimminy thing because popping out of the Toilet

  178. jaimie

    mabe through the bastment window as we on’t have a chimney

  179. Allison

    Dear Santa,One time I was about…2 or 3 I thought somebody was trying to rob us.But no I think it was probaly somebody getting out of bed or you!

  180. jasmine

    hi santa what do you use if you don’t have a chimniey.

  181. carter

    I want you to go through the garage

  182. Addie

    I would like you to come down the chimney like always. I don’t want you to get dirty and it’s much faster.

  183. millie santas best buddy :).

    Dear santas please an you come and wake me up when you come to my house
    ps:you are the best man i know :P xxx.

  184. katie

    yep it is a silly idea and you said in one of my lettersthere was a elf named clumsy

  185. PEYTON

    HEY SANTA HOW U IF GOOD SO AM I SO I GOT A DOG. *LAUGH* U KNOW I HAVE A DOG I WANT ONE FOR CHRISTMAS IN 2010 PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

    THE ONE AND ONLY P.B

  186. charle

    take you santa
    form charlie i love you
    send me lots of toys this year

  187. cailey

    the way i want you to come thru our house is to go thru my window, because i want to know when you come in so i can wake everybobd up so we can open up our preasants…………………………

  188. Entoni.S

    you could have just shruk yourself and go throuh the hole of the door

  189. Entoni.S

    now that is just one silly stroy

  190. garth

    i also think that was a silly idea and how do you get up the chimney sincerley garth

  191. grace

    santa i can not believe that you would go thru the potty but the way that ti would like you to come thru the angel on the top of are tree

  192. Anonymous

    thats silly

  193. haley

    Hi again it,s me haley you told me to go on this wonderful thing are you going to give me a boyfriend?

  194. mateo

    santa will you please please bring me a real puppy? cause if you do i’ll be good every christmas.

  195. mateo

    santa will you please please wake me up when you get to my house? p.s. I love you love , Mateo bastian p.s. wtite baack

  196. mateo

    santa will you send a elf to visit my home? so he can take me to the north pole

  197. breanna

    why don’t you just use magic to walk though the walls?thats what my mom told me you do.

  198. kenna

    how can you fit in the little skiny chimney and what if you get stuck who helps you out

  199. kenna

    have you ever got stuck

  200. Kenna

    do you ever get scrached

  201. daniel

    I love you

  202. kirstin

    i think every christmas night u should come through a wind instead but umm my blinds click when u hit them or go through the window to get in when your locked out i don’t know mabey i should pull the blinds back then leave the window open ok talk later by

  203. Andrew

    that is so gross and silly!
    by,
    Andrew

  204. kiki

    please deliver my presents by going through the window.

  205. jessica rainey

    dear santa if you can comein the front door if it is lock what do you do?my mom said you use magic to go in our house is that true or false?i just cant wait until christmas because it is my favorite holiday of all the holidays.i just cant wait until winter either because it is winter break for sckoolz.is it true that you like every bad kid in the world or just the good kids in the world and all over the united states of america.

    love always,

    jessica rainey

  206. Imogen

    That was one of the sillyest sotories I have heard yet in this blog. I tink thro the chimnie is the bes idea.

  207. Kayla

    Hi Santa
    i dont hgave a chimny so there is only one way to come to my house it is through the door the door is locked but we have a shiney plastic key mum says that you have magic so you can just put the key in our door locker news your magic and you will apear in our house (i think it was a bit silly going in through the toilet)

    From Kayla Ellis

  208. Anslee

    I think that was silly. I like your idea of going down the chimny. I know some kids don’t have chimnys. How do you get down them? My mom said that you come through the front door or back door.

  209. Sofie

    why did you go through the toilet? that is the silliest idea i ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  210. ryan

    santa i want to tell you somthing
    .not about that thing but about somthing
    else. i want you to give me all your
    information so i can be your freind
    and we can work together

    FROM RYAN

  211. ryan

    can you have comsumatary to me (english)
    fgdnbf ebfb enfne enfn( my loungwige)

  212. madison

    well, i think you could come in through the windows or if you don’t want to, come in through the front door (i live in an apartment so i don’t have a chimmney)

  213. Alex

    You Are The Best Person EVER! And I Think Coming Down The Chimney Is A Great Idea Although Coming Through The Front Door Better

  214. owen

    why dont you use your magic and come in the window

  215. nicole

    it must be really hard fo you to go down evry chimney in just one night is it really true if someone is really bold you give them coal

  216. Irrissa

    How do you get back up the chimney?

  217. Shea

    santa,ithink u should stick to the way you know down the chimney

  218. jake

    i would like you to sneak through my bedroom window and then sneak downstairs and fill my stocking downstairs
    thanks frome jake

  219. nora

    that is a silly idea but elves are supose to be silly after all.i love you santa claus

  220. connor

    thats so silly anyway i whould like you to magic yourself through the kewhole in my front door.

  221. jamie

    u should come in are doors but my creeks so u mite wake someone up :)

  222. svt dreamer

    TL;DR; but you have great pictures.

    Sent via Blackberry

  223. suti

    I love you Santa!

  224. Arpi

    Santa I think going down the chimney is the best way cause if you dont then you have to come in through the door then all the people will know and they will come and start stealing stuff from your house.p.s I love you!!!

  225. Jocelyn

    come thru the door with the magic key

  226. Trevor

    I THINK YOU SHOULD COME THROUGH THE KIDS WINDOWS

  227. Carly and Denina

    Me and Denina were thinking of you just coming through the door and coming to wake the child(ren) up so they can help you. Lots of kids are wanting to see you so why don`t you give it a try.

    Love Carly and Denina

  228. Lily

    Hi Santa that is a very silly idea. That would be scary to me. By the way is that in real life? Lily

  229. Jade

    If I was santa I would go through the door.

  230. Monica

    hey u should make a chimney if people dont have one or an elevater to go down and go thur the door

  231. cody wakeland

    i want to do it

  232. charles

    dear santa i think that is a silly thing to do’ because you wouled get dirty.from charles.

  233. FRANKLIN BROWNING

    dear santa will you be coming to georgia on christmas eve night your friend franklin joe browning

  234. joshua

    come through r window i live in the apt.

  235. timi

    ring the door bell

  236. FRANKLIN BROWNING

    DEAR SANTA MERRY CHRISTMAS

  237. emily

    that is the silliest idea i have ever heard in my life!

  238. jessica heyns

    why don’t you come in the front door I promise I will leave it unlocket.

  239. Lois

    dear Santa, instead of a chimney why not use the door? You could park your sleigh on the driveway and walk around to the back door or front door. This will make it easy for you to tip toe in and deliver your presents. We will leave cookies and milk and maybe some cake if you would like. We love you Santa.

  240. sian

    you could use the frount door

  241. sian

    you could just fly to the house the make your self disapeer and make yourself apeere in there house there disapere and apere on the top of the hous agan

  242. liliana

    when you go down the chimney and you get stuck do you use your magic and get out or what?

  243. liliana

    so how did you get out of the house go up the potty?

  244. meg

    do you turn all black?[because the ashes]

  245. Sydney

    it may be a silly way to do it but hey! it works!

  246. Sydney

    hey, it works!

  247. Gracie

    That’s really silly! and you know how you said the elf used the restroom for a long time? Well, what if the family did that right before you popped through?! :)

  248. shealyn

    i tink it is cool how you come down the chimney.plees can you make christmas come faster
    love shealyn

  249. Emily-Kate

    I have two presentes for you for chistmas eve hope you injoy them.

  250. james

    WHAT A SILLY IDEA THAT ELF CAME UP WITH IT WAS VERY SILLY IT IS A MUCH BETTER IDEA COMING DOWN THE CHINMEY!!!

  251. solomon

    that was the sillest idea ever how did
    clumsy come up with that idea.silly old elf.

  252. matia

    i think that you should get some sort of magic spell to put on each prezzie and it will atomaticly go to the house when you are close enough

  253. Darkus

    Santa Try To Like Magically Appear in houses

  254. Rebecca

    santa you should come through are back door everyone has a back door even the kids in africa

  255. jessie

    Dear Santa,
    i really think the you should still come down the chimney. But if i had i dea for where you could come it would be through the front door. But some people have alarms like i do. So make sure before you come through the front door you should use your magic to turn it off. and then when you are done delivering the presents under the tree you should use your magic to turn it on again.so that way when you come to peoples houses and go through the front door they won’t wake up and be all scared and all!!!

    Love you always,
    Jessie!!!

  256. madison

    santa u can go thru my back door cause we dont have a chimney and just FYI we have a lot of trees love from madison*****

  257. Jessica and James

    Hi santa how you today
    well i been shopping today also and now i am at library with James
    sign james and Jessica.
    p.s thank you
    love santa

  258. Danniella

    Hi Santa You can come in my close door
    and to get into my house door is a special Santa Key only for you!
    Lots of Love Danniella
    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
    I LOVE YOU SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  259. deanna

    i would love for you to deliver presents at my home !

  260. kian

    dear santa clause why does rudolph have a red nose love kian

  261. Blayton

    i hope you dont have to go in somebotys toilet agian

  262. Gracie

    Yes, I think that is VERY silly! I think you are doing a mighty fine job coming through my chimmney! One more thing, I am looking forward to getting that magical elf of yours! I have had it three or four years in a row now!

  263. annie

    you know santa i think roudolf got his nose cuz sinse its real cold out his rose turned red! from annie

  264. maria

    you clould jump out of a magic mirror that would be funny to see

  265. tiffany

    i think it was ,quite silly because people say your not aloud to see santy on x mas and wat if a child was in the toilet ??????

  266. shannon

    Santa, what a bad idea, i dont have a chimney! :¬)

  267. Anonymous

    Yes,that was a silly idea!

  268. avril

    my mom stays up every year,but one year she fell asleep!!!so from now on she leaves the backdoor open just incase.

  269. avril

    you probably won’t fit down our chimney,that’s why my mum stays up to open the front door for you!!

  270. Trinity

    hi santa i love you , you are the best and that was a silly thing but it donsent matter eney morre cuz it is over xxx
    p.s thank you for all the prezants we have i love to open them.

  271. Hayley

    Santa, you’re so silly.

  272. Edmund Donkor

    Hi santa!It’s me!Edmund!Icame on santas christmas blog to see the stories.I’ve got to admit this is funny.I wonder how it turned out?!That must be the most embarrasing incident in your life!(Honestly I think there have been worse!)

  273. Beyonce, Shakira and Rihanna

    We love you

  274. Tracy

    HAHAHA! Santa you silly silly person! How do you get in my house? I don’t have a chimney! Is that why I once saw a snowball in my potty?

  275. Alex

    Lol santa! that’s so silly! xD Clumsy elf is one funny elf. I think you should come deliver presents at my house a different way, (other than the toliet)! Because our fireplace could be on, and after all you don’t want to get burned! :( well see ya soon! xoxo ^^

  276. Amy Margaret

    I THINK YOU SHOULD COME TROUGH THE WINDOW.

  277. chandise

    hey dont come in our toilit because a kinda forget to flush it when I go #2

  278. sierra

    Thats so funny. I never new you would come thru the toilet!

  279. Trinity

    lol santa that is cool and a bit silly but it dose not mater now becase it is all done now

  280. Jennifer

    come thewr th back door and walk like umm 5 steps and you will be at the tree

  281. destany

    I want to know how dose santa get down the chimmney I am not being rood but how?

  282. casey

    i think you are the besdt

  283. Amber

    I think that is a pretty silly idea But I would laugh my little heart out if I saw you popping out of the toilet/potty.
    lololol ololol

  284. john

    thats so silly but your still cool

  285. cheyenne

    i think santa should just come in the front door!

  286. Julianna

    Well, i think you should still go down the chimney because it is faster and usually people put the cookies and milk somewhere by the fireplace! – Julianna

  287. Dylan

    santa may you come in the front door because we dont have a chimney.

  288. karlos

    Of course santa shouldn`t go down and up the toilet because someone could have not flushed the toilet and yea he would`ve got a fright.

  289. Kyle

    Did you ever go to President George Washington’s house when he was young? Also what was christmas like in the 1700′s?

  290. lucy

    He could come thur the door

  291. Ethan

    Dear Santa I think you should either climb in through a window or come in through the front door!

  292. Matt and Noah

    Dear Santa,
    You shouldnt come down the chimney because what if its on fire!
    You could get burned.
    Take Care.

  293. abby and kit

    kit:please go down the chimney.abby:stick to the chimmeny

  294. jalyn

    noooo you should not go down the toilet people do not flush the toilet.:) yes i do want some presnent!

  295. emma

    kul

  296. ryan

    its cool when you come down the chimly

  297. ryan

    i like when you come down the chimly
    ryan omagh

  298. irina

    dear santa you know what i think i think you are the best and you no what else i think the way uyou come to my house is just fine down through the chimmney. i love you so much.

  299. irina

    i love you and you are the best thankk you so much for everything you have givin me thank you again so much. <3

  300. melissa

    hey,i love you Santa.i think that u should’t have listened to clumsy!you could have just use some magic dust to open the door and go through there!merry christmas!!!xoxo!!! kiss!kiss!kiss! kiss!thousands hugs…JUST TO U

  301. Yvette

    Santa can come in through the…AIR VENT. He will land on the fluffy couch.

  302. ashlynn

    Hi, santa its me agin and thats a funny story! :) Please say hi to the elvs and the rainder thank you! love ashlynn

  303. ashlynn

    And its me agin Ashlynn and this is to all of you at the north pole I forgot to give all of you all my love!!!!!!!!

  304. kerri

    well i think that you should just come through the door .

  305. kate

    oh santa that was a very silly idea and it is also very funny and did you wake up the children in the house?

  306. lucy

    come through the door

  307. caitlin

    i think you should try going thru the door but realy quietly i am a light sleeper

  308. Michaela

    Hi i am the one that writs you all the time could you be able to go thro my front door?

  309. Michaela

    come down thro the sink?

  310. Michaela

    OK this is the one i realy want you to do come throo my bedroom windo and wake me and my sister up to see you and help you please

  311. dd

    i love you santa

  312. Kate

    Dear santa the way I think you should come into my house is bring a drill and a shovel and dig a hole in my front yard dril through the basment floor go up the stairs and deliver the presents to my family!

  313. sierra

    Santa
    I would love for you to come in our Dishwasher. Please leave a note in there from you. Thank you. Just so you know, Please don’t wake me up. You might startle me. I know some of my friends don’t belive in you. But I do and i know your out there. Thanks for your time!
    Love Sierra

  314. kristina altamura

    dear santa clause will be here to give prsents on christmas eve love kristina altamura

  315. charlie

    i think you should come through the door because we do not have a chimney and i leave a key outside for you thank you santa i love you

  316. REBECCA

    I THINK IT WOULD BE SO SILLY TO DILIVER PRESENTS FROM THE TOILET

  317. Amelia

    I think it was really nasty the floor would be really wet.

  318. amber

    Santa, please come in the front door we leave a key for you and we do not have a chimmey and do not come thru the toilet that will make a mess all over the place

  319. Gwendolyn

    santa what do you do if someone doesnt have a chimeny.

  320. Macie

    You can come through my house from the attic. It`s pretty wwarm up there so it will keep you warm. Merry Christmas!

  321. karina

    he comes down the chimmey to leave us presents to good little grils and boys

  322. alex

    we have left santa a special key

  323. molly

    santa your so cool lol

  324. Geoffrey

    How many elfs are in your house?

  325. Ashley

    I think that you should come down our chimney cause you can make it bigger and we also like to leave our fire place open for you cause all of yall are very*200 special pius more

  326. McKenzie

    I say that you should have a secret door in every house and come through that way.

  327. Anonymous

    that was a cool story santa my mom read it to me because i cant read i am 5

  328. becky

    santa we have to chimneys so you can just go down the one without the fire in it kk

  329. Emily

    I was talking with my family and we thought you could come through the laundryshot.Got to go by

  330. jeremy

    where is maxwell right now?when is he comeing back?

  331. jeremy

    have a great christmas what i want for christmas is a phone,a psp and you.thank you for all that you’ve done for all the great christmas presents

  332. Gabby

    I think that the toilet idea is funny. And if you go through a toilet, wouldn’t you be cold because it’s winter and snowing outside? What I think you should do is come through my door because I don’t have a chimney. Can’t wait till christmas. I love you. Bye.

  333. shay

    i am defently going to leave a mesage.And if you can you leave one fore me and my dog.my dog is aslep now.my flour is being done in they hall so if you can pleas do not walk on it heverly

  334. aidan

    Santa i think poping in houses was the silliest idea ever. Santa Cristmas is my FAVORITE hollyday EVER. love Aidan.

  335. Summer

    I Thought That The Idea was Really bad

    Why dont you come through doors or windows is it because its a really noisy idea

    for christmas why to you have to use the same wrapping paper as my mum Please

    Love Summer

  336. JODI-LYNN

    YOU COULD LAND ON THE KIDS ROOM ON OUR FEET AND GIVE ME MAGIC POWERS FOR REAL

  337. Emma

    That is the funniest story I’ve ever heard! You went through the potty! Was anyone ever on it when you came up! Did you ever go potty when you were delivering presents to houses? When did you swicth to go through the chimmney? Is that story true????????

    From:Emma

  338. Bobert

    Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
    come through my sink this time!

  339. Emmory

    I used to live in a house with no chimmy. How did you get in my house?

  340. Dario

    heres a yo-mama joke. yo-mama soo old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas

  341. mason

    what if it is blocked like my house

  342. mason

    why do you do it in one night

  343. jessica

    that was not a good idea

  344. terrance

    can you get me a bayblade and a nitendo thank you

  345. paige

    how old are you ??????? :) :) :) :) :) :)

  346. avery

    dear santa,

    why do you come down the chimney?

  347. Katherine

    why?

  348. megan

    we could leave a small window open for you in the sitting room that way it would be handy!

  349. Trinity

    that was very silly santa put i think you are the best

  350. Kasadie

    how do u do it in all one night and mybe u could come throw the front door!!!!!

  351. Amelia

    honestly, it could have been worse, believe it or not! You could have gotten stuck halfway between potties, an that would be terrible. Or you could have gotten pnemonia from the wet coldness!

  352. Priya

    Thats a very silly idea!

  353. Abigail

    November 24,2010 7:12 AM

    Dear Santa,
    I can’t wait till Christmas!!!! I’ve just now done putting up the decorations.
    30 sleeps,16 hours, 47 minutes & 8 seconds..7..6.. 5..4..3 ..2..1 ..0..now its 30 sleeps,16 hours, 46 minutes & 59 seconds!!!!!!

  354. Bridgid

    if i was going to potty on your head it would be kind of weaid but not exepted

  355. lily

    what if you dont have one?

  356. amber

    going down the toilet was not a good idea

  357. sAvAnNaH

    I LOVE SANTA CLAUS…..

  358. Emily

    That is a pretty silly idea, but they coulda said the window!

  359. Steven

    I think you should stick with going through the chimmney because who wants to see santa come through the toliet?!

  360. MARGARETTA

    I DONT THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, GOING THROUGH THE POTTY, IT WOULD NOT BE A NICE WAY TO GET INTO A HOUSE, STICK WITH THE CHIMMNEY SANTA, SO LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS, LOVE YOU SO MUCH, X X X

  361. Danny

    that is gross!!!!!

  362. Bridgid

    that person name Danny that is my dad.

  363. Anna

    I would not like to go in that way!

  364. Shane

    Through the back door

  365. kristen

    well we don’t have chimney because are fireplace is gas do the way we want you to come in is through the front door

  366. Bridgid

    I hope you have a nice time in my CHIMNY!!!

  367. Sydney

    good you don’t do that anymore:)

  368. elizabeth

    that is a realy cool story im glad u come through the chimney im glad u dont come through the toilet anymore i hope u have a great christmas and the reain deer and elves too and im realy hoping for an i pod TOUCH

  369. MIA

    I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GO DOWN THE CHIMNY THERES NOT A BETTER SPOT JUST BE CAREFUL. P.S WE DONT WANT ANY DIRT ON ARE CARPET WELL MY DAD DOSENT.HIS NAME IS JOHN.

  370. MIA

    I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GO DOWN THE CHINMY JUST BE CAREFUL. P.S TRY NOT TO GET DIRT ON OUR CARPET.ITS NOT THAT I CARE MY DAD CARES.MY DADS NAME IS JOHN.

  371. anna

    go threw the window

  372. saja

    santa here is an idea i know you already do this but it might help you could use your magic powers to poof in and when i say poof i mean pop in

  373. Sophia

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Santa, that story is hilarious!
    Merry Christmas,
    Sophia

  374. CAITLIN

    HI SANTA

  375. CAITLIN

    I HAVE A CHIMMY SO YOU CAN GO THROUGH IT

  376. GEMMA

    well we don’t have chimney (fireplace)well we do But… there is glass on it

  377. stacey

    well, that is a very silly way to get presents to the house and merry christmas santa.elves and mrs.clause hope you riendeers have a fun time flying through the foggy night

  378. Layla

    well erm this is a tough decision because we blocked off our chimney so you cant come down there… um our doors are locked our windows are closed….. you would wake us up if you come through the toilet so ummm…. just come in the same way you did last chritmas i guess! ;)

  379. Layla

    oops i meant to say christmas :o

  380. gràinne

    it was a sill idea.

  381. sara

    dear santa i think going through the potty wold be the silliest

  382. MAKENNA SHERMAN!!!!!

    I KNOW HOW HARD YOU WORK.IT MUST BE HARD.DO YOU WANT TOO TAKE A BRAK?

  383. Bryan

    santa will you leave me resident evil the umbrella cronicles please

  384. adam

    santa i would like to leave u a magic key to get in as i have no fire place anymore thank you x x

  385. madeline

    why do you always say HoHoHo? I hoap you Leave a video like you always do.

  386. BRANDON FETZ

    WELL I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK TO THE OLD CHIMMNEY EVEN THOUG EVERY ONE HAS DOORS AND HE COULD HAVE TRIED THAT BECUSE WHAT IF SOME ONE ONE THAT POTTEY THATS JUST WRONG WELL MERRY MERRY X-MAS TO YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR AND I HOPE YOU AND THE ELVES WATCH THE BALL DROP THIS YEAR AND MAN YOUR ELVES ARE GOOD MAKING ALL THOSE PRENTENST EVERY YEAR HAPPY HAOLIDAYS

  387. amber

    lol that was so funny

  388. amber

    you can go into the doors

  389. dang

    your cool santa,that’s so amazing!i wish i could be santa like you!

  390. Anna

    :)

  391. Anonymous

    Come to our room and wake us up

  392. isaias

    you could always go under ground

  393. shannon

    i think the toilet idea was really silly the chimmney idea is the best love shannon baker age10

  394. lilli

    just go in the door!!!!!!!!

  395. Joseph

    That was the madest idea ever!I think i might want you to come to my house by,going down the chimny and go to the kithchen to get the cookies and milk put out for you,then go to the Christmas tree and lay the presents under it,also try to make a little tapping noise so I will know its you. :D

  396. Georgia

    was there any buissness
    in the loo

  397. MORGAN

    I REALLY IIKE IT

  398. Mckenna

    Either come thru a door, window, or the back door. I don’t have a chimney.

  399. kaci-lee

    that is so funny santa why was it clumbsy the elf is there a silly elf if there is that would be evan funier

  400. Jennifer

    As I don’t have a chimney you can come through the windows and leave through the door.
    Please do a special noise.
    Kisses!!

  401. jake williams

    i have a chimney.I will levae grumpy in the box that he was born in.

  402. kaylee

    you are a good writer. and that was a silly storry

  403. Rosheyl

    i hate Santa claus

  404. KATIE

    SEE YOU SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  405. KATIE

    WHY DO PEOPLE HATE YOU ?THAT IS NOT NICE

  406. brenden

    Go any ware.

  407. Kyle

    I don’t have a chimney so you can use my door, not the toilet! ;)

  408. Isaac

    I have a blog too.You would have a hard time fitting throgh my toilet!I have a door that we put “Santa’s Key” on.

  409. julissa

    i rember reading this silly stoy when i was 3 years old i love u santa and i always will

  410. mae and Molly

    we think it is a very silly idea santa claus!!!!!

  411. Anonymous

    That is the funnyiest thing ever

  412. Dakota

    Santa, I don’t have a chimney. Please come in the front door. We will have goodies for you. I love you Santa! Try to be quiet the dogs will start barking. Kisses and Hugs:)

  413. Aiden

    Please come through the back door we don’t have a chimney. We will leave you Egg nog and cookies plus treats for the reindeer. Hope you have a Merry Christmas. I love you:)

  414. Katelyn

    Please come in through the front door we have no chimney. Don’t wake up the doggies.I will leave you milk and cookies. I will always love you and believe in you Santa:) Carrots are for the reindeer.

  415. lauren

    santa we dont have a chimmney so please come in the balconey door i will leave you two cookies one glass of milk and for the riendeer one carrot and i will have a special treat for you *wink* . also i think that is a very inpleasent idea.

  416. Lara

    i want my presents now. there mocking me.santa is nice.

  417. Lacey

    who came up with chimney

  418. Audrey

    Please,Santa.I don’t have a chimmney because I live in a apt. PLease come through the front door or back. Don’t wake my doggie! I will always belive in you,even when I’m old and gray. I LOVE YOU!!! :)

  419. sophie

    dear santa how do you get in the houses

  420. Anand

    I hope you still remember me Santa.
    Anyway I would do the same thing. I would come down the chmney too.

  421. jACOB

    IN THE FRONT DOOR

  422. jACOB

    SAD

  423. nikita

    I do not have a chimney, some people say you have a magic key. Is that true?xxx

  424. Aaron

    can you climb through my bedroomm window

  425. Ruzenka

    yip it was, it just made me laugh so much.

  426. kmp618

    I think it was the sillyist idea!We dont have a chimney but how do you leave us the presents?I would like you to come through the door.

  427. geen

    i think santa is the most magical person ever. he has magic in his tummy, thats why it’s so big!

  428. brodie

    dear santa could you please send me a pi
    cture of rudolfh and all the elfs in the work shop and your family. And tell clumsy that I think coming through tthe potty was a really stuped idear. And realy dont think you would be coming up my potty because some thimes i fake to be asleep so i would smell you and hear you. And what do you really look like and do you cange the couler of your eyes when you go to kids houses. And when is your birthday love rodie

  429. brodie

    and when i said love rodie i meant to say brodie :(
    3<

  430. Nicole

    i would like santa to come through my window (if he has a key for it lol!!!)

  431. caitlin

    I dont have a big chimmney that you can climb down in.How do you get in?

  432. Zachary

    HA HA HA That story was really funny,Santa your elves are really funny too.

  433. Mia

    I have an idea people could leave there doors oden so you could get in there. please do that at my house.

  434. mahoganie

    I would like presennts for christmas.
    But really I thank santa claus should
    come down the chimey insted.

  435. madi

    HERE IS 1 WAY TO GET INTO MY HOUSE COME IN MY WINDOW AND WAKE ME UP SO I CAN HUG YOU. LOVE MADI.

  436. Carol

    Which Reindeer ran over Grandmother?

  437. Anthony

    How are the elves doing

  438. harry

    hey santa if you see this do me a favour if you see clumsy tell him thats a good name because hes the clumsyest elv ive heard about

  439. Kayla Woodfin

    The idea that I deliver presents is to go through the door that is what my grandpa said to me

  440. simran

    but i dont have a chimney what should i do?

  441. lilly

    How do you get in at houses that don’t have a chimney? Do you use your magic to make a chimney to go down? You come to my house but how do you do it?

    Love,
    Lilly

  442. stephanie

    santa wy don’t you come from the door!!!!!!!

  443. stephanie

    a good way to come into my hous is by the door.

  444. Alexia

    how do you give my presents to me in my new house because i dont have a chimney!

  445. Ashlin

    i think that’s the craziest idea I’ve ever heard! I think that is tottaly gross! What if someone was doing their buissness when he came! I think going through the chimney is a much better idea!

  446. Mary Margaret Campbell

    Thankyou for the sweet e mail Santa. I am sick. Oh and is Olive one of your reindeer? Does Frosty live at the north pole? I am amazed you went through the potty. Have a great day. Tell the elfs,MRS.Claus,reindeer,and snowmen I said hello.

  447. ryan phillips

    i am 10 years old i would like a toy spiderman

  448. neve

    How do you get down the chimney???

  449. neve

    you probably get soot all over you!!

  450. lucy

    that was a very silly elf think of a better way next time well there prob is no next time !!

  451. Cheyenne

    Santa, I don’t have a chimmeny, how on earth do you get in my house!??!?!

  452. Kyle

    A long time ago before you they invented the toilet, how did you get in? I heard orignally the door.

  453. Ellie

    i don’t have a chimney!!How do you get into my house?

  454. Abby

    I love blog,you talk about the elf who makes my toys COOL!!!!

  455. Amelia Maciag

    Dear santa i think you shude stay going down the chimney hope you like the mesig

    love Amelia

  456. Derek

    i don’t have a chimmeny, how are u going to get in to my house. u might as well use the door

  457. Juliana

    when you come to my house can yu wake me up?

  458. bal

    i think its a truly good idea for people who believe in santa they think its a good way of not disturbing people i believe in santa xxxxx

  459. liam

    santyas my best friend in the world

  460. kayla

    i think it wus silly. and funny.

  461. Henry

    This story made me laugh out loud! I really cannot think of any other way to come into one’s house.

  462. Isabelle

    I thought that the potty/toilet story was pretty funny I never thought of you using the potty/toilet. On Christmas Eve you can use whatever you want because I have a chimney and windows and doors and anything you can posibly think of (well maybe) and to me I don’t care which way you use I just want you to use the entrance that you’re most comfortable with because we don’t want aanything bad to happen
    Merry Christmas, Santa
    love,
    Isabelle =)

  463. Isabelle

    can you come upstairs at my house so i can see you i really love you and when you comwe upstairs go to the right and go into the pink room with a little christmas tree thats my room and wake me up so i can see you

  464. Anonymous

    hi santa hope u getting plenty of sleep xxx leah… hope elves working hard xx

  465. Krista

    hhaaha that is a pretty funny story ! I always used to think that you couldn’t fit in the door mind you i was only 3 or 4 years old ! Now i understand ! one time I was sleeping and I heard something on the roof . I knew it was christmas eve and I knew that it would be you ! I heard the reindeer tapping their hooves on the roof and I knew that was you ! And you were super duper fast it like the speed of lighting its was like BOOM you were gone !
    when you left i look out the window and i saw red & green lights ! its was americale! I really love Christmas !!!!!

  466. LAURYN

    hi santa dont sleep on the night when you hand all the prezzies to all the boys and girls

  467. LAURYN

    P.S
    TRY NOT TO BREAK YOUR BACK

  468. Kenny

    Santa, I think you should have your Elves make you a “master key.” A deice that fits into any door knob, just like the regular key that was made for it! That way you could walk right through the front door!

  469. Isabel

    since i dont have a chimney you should just turn off our alarm with your magic and walk right through our front door.
    thank you
    isabel

  470. mary-jane

    yh it was haha

  471. adrian

    teleport presents down chimny

  472. adrian

    just knock :-)

  473. adrian

    leave presents on porch

  474. adrian

    have elves go in “mini sleighs” :-) :-)

  475. Demi

    HE HE HE SO YOU CAME DOWN THE LOO WHAT A STORY WHY DONT YOU ASK THE ELFS FOR A MAGIC KEY BECAUSE IT WILL SAVE YOU FROM GETTING ALL BLACK AND REASENIT IS MAGIC BECAUSE ALL KEYS ARE DIFFRENT

  476. grumpythe elf jake wiliams friend

    you allways come down chimmley so nobdey
    can see you

  477. Jodi .S.

    Anyone who does not belive in santa did once in there life.They had a bad memeroy or something bad.

  478. Riley

    Everybody says that you drop the presents down the chimeny then leave but that can’t be right because I always leave a note and you always write back and you always eat the milk and cookies.

  479. Lachlan

    Santa, You Toataly ROCK !!!! :D :D :D :D

  480. Pauline

    You went through the POTTY? Wow! That is really brave of you. I wouldn’t be happy to go through a potty!

  481. massie

    ewww!! the potty?!? really?! what if someone was on it?!? sorry thats just nasty!

  482. sofia

    santa that is sooper funny1 why did you just go down the chimmney and poot the presents quickly before they came in ps lol

  483. Holly S.

    That is so funny! I think the chimmey is just fine.

  484. kristen

    thank you for the presents

  485. elizabeth

    santa being all serios is the s.o.s (secret of santa)really necasarry why can’t we meet you because i know those are fake santa’s at the mall. this is your busy season why oh why in the world would be at the mall?

  486. Lindsay

    Popping through the potty was crazy! I think its better to go down the chimney and get soot on you instead of potty.

  487. oisin

    dear santa i looked at elves ideas i thought they were great on christmas eve i hope u got back to the north pole safely and the reinders. ps thank you for the laptap and send you another messege next year on chritmas

  488. Sarah

    my chimney is fine

  489. light

    you should go through the door in magic so you don’t wake anyone up.

  490. Kaye

    Why in the world did you think that was a better option? You should know better to NOT go in the potty!But,I really did like your story.

  491. Brianna

    santa i really don’t know why u did what he elf told you but anyways if i were u i would rather go down a chimmney than going thru a toilet!!!

  492. morgan

    santa u r crazy

    P.S. NEVER go thur a toilet to deliver presents EVER AGIAN!!!!!!!!

  493. MARTA

    to santa I hope you had a nice christmas marta

  494. MARTA

    hi santa i like roudolph the reindeer marta

  495. giovanna

    hi santa i realy like the story about why you go down the chimeine

  496. here

    Why santa claus comes down chimney.. Great idea :)

  497. makya

    ithink its up to u but ithink best is the door or chimmney

  498. debora

    that is so funny but im so not allowed too make fun of you or im on the nuty list so i fink that the chimney is better then the potty so im going to tell the elves that they should make sensible choces. love from deboraxxxx

  499. Taylor

    i think it was a silly idea you should have stuck with the chimmney.

  500. caleb

    I like you better down the chimney

  501. chloe

    19.3.11 19th march 2011 popping through the potty was crazy! i think its better to go down the chimney and get soot on you instead of potty

  502. DENISKA

    vent

  503. skylah

    did you know my favourite time of the year is christmas!!!!!!!!! because i love it how we share christmas with our family from all around the world but just one question how do you fly around to houses in just 1 night. you should be in the book of world records bye bye p.s YOU ROCK bye

  504. naomie

    hi that is so silly well merry christmas

  505. ariana

    i think you should come through the door to dilever presents at my house.

  506. taylor

    hey guys i have a good one walk in the door

  507. taylor

    well the door is better all you have to do is open it and walk in

  508. Taylor

    I dont think its the silliest idea ever. I think that Santa should come inside of the house through the telephone wires.

  509. Valkyrie

    I think going down the toilet is a little bit disgusting.What the germs anyway?

  510. taja

    funny. i want you to come through the door. we don’t have a chimany

  511. sophie

    i hate u saNTA

  512. Anh Minh

    Santa I don’t have a chimney what will you do?

  513. holly anne

    that was so funny.

  514. Amber

    OK first i think that was the SILLIEST idea ever and then i think you can come in the door you won’t get to dirty
    when you come in. santa with all the snow on the roof how do you not fall off
    please tell me love and for always amber

  515. lexi

    I think its kinda funny and gross oh well it was an elfs idea!!

  516. Alejandra

    One question, If I don’t have a chimmeny (spell fail) Then how do you you leave the presents?

  517. Alejandra

    One Question, If I Don’t Have A Chimney, Then How Do You Leave The Presents Inside?

  518. Alejandra

    Srry 4 2 comments

  519. Samantha

    The potty hehehe :) …thats funny and gross.

  520. Stephanie

    I would like you to deliver my presents tyhrough gthe door as we dont have a chimney, we will leave you a special key to let yourself in!!!

  521. Harrison

    Dear Santa,

    How’s the rest of your Summer going? Please tell Mrs. Claus, The Elves, The Reindeer, and all of the other animals at The North Pole that I said hi. Hope you’re having a nice Summer.

  522. Hanna

    I LOVE YOU SANTA! :D and please for christmas in 2011 give me an ipod touch and a laptop plz!! (gives cookies and milk) Tada!! :D D

  523. alexa

    Santa Ur amazing and i am ready for a reindeer pl z give me one please

  524. Garrett.

    you can come through the DRYEr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HO HO HO

  525. Morgan Cunningham

    dear santa may you cume froug the door i dont your costume all cuverd in soot

  526. Olivia

    We dont have a chimney so is it ok that you use the front door?

  527. Brooke And Reece

    our fire s a gas fire and is small so be careful

  528. emily

    we do not have a chimney so come through the door.

  529. jasmine

    Santa why do you come down the chimney?
    I it quicker?

  530. jasmine

    I love you Santa Claus

  531. Erynn

    your awesome i still believe in you and it is silly to pop through a potty

  532. Brandon

    Dear Santa are you real and how do you get down the cimdey

 

 
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